David
@dstnbrl.bsky.social
TTRPG’s, fantasy, DnD, and being queer as fuck. If I just added you again this is where I want to follow you from!
Me right now. I am Linda.
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Me right now. I am Linda.
Watching a documentary on straight people (when Harry met Sally)
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Watching a documentary on straight people (when Harry met Sally)
Mind you that in smarts other than filling in the correct bubble on an exam that I’m an oaf.
This boy at a job in college was so insistent he was smarter than everyone because his ACT score was a 34 which meant he had a higher IQ than everyone. It was fun telling him that by his own very accurate metric that I was smarter than him.
Maybe my expectations are unreasonably high for humans, but I find it very difficult to imagine thinking this, let alone thinking to publish it. The “savor” speaks volumes.
July 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Mind you that in smarts other than filling in the correct bubble on an exam that I’m an oaf.
This boy at a job in college was so insistent he was smarter than everyone because his ACT score was a 34 which meant he had a higher IQ than everyone. It was fun telling him that by his own very accurate metric that I was smarter than him.
Maybe my expectations are unreasonably high for humans, but I find it very difficult to imagine thinking this, let alone thinking to publish it. The “savor” speaks volumes.
July 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This boy at a job in college was so insistent he was smarter than everyone because his ACT score was a 34 which meant he had a higher IQ than everyone. It was fun telling him that by his own very accurate metric that I was smarter than him.
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POV: your friend is explaining their fanfic and you send them this
June 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
POV: your friend is explaining their fanfic and you send them this
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When my coworker goes to McDonalds and gets me some fries even though I didn't ask for any
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When my coworker goes to McDonalds and gets me some fries even though I didn't ask for any
It’s morbid that the way I’m dealing with my DnD character’s death is by jumping headfirst into my next character. I’ll miss you Cor the kobold wizard. Maybe I’ll see you again.
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It’s morbid that the way I’m dealing with my DnD character’s death is by jumping headfirst into my next character. I’ll miss you Cor the kobold wizard. Maybe I’ll see you again.
Don’t you think the Gulf of Mexico is a little too young to change its name? I dunno, I’m just asking questions here. It could cause irreparable harm to transition so early, and why make a choice you’ll regret?
February 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Don’t you think the Gulf of Mexico is a little too young to change its name? I dunno, I’m just asking questions here. It could cause irreparable harm to transition so early, and why make a choice you’ll regret?
It’s been wild to see everybody in my life move away from the Republican Party over the last decade while the rest of the country shifts to the right.
February 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It’s been wild to see everybody in my life move away from the Republican Party over the last decade while the rest of the country shifts to the right.
This, but also it’s me racing to finish folding laundry before my YouTube video ends.
new productivity hack just dropped: if you put a record on and say something like “I’ll fold laundry until I’m done listening to all four sides and then whatever’s left unfolded can stay unfolded” you’ll finish folding and putting away all the laundry for your family of 4 halfway through side C
January 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This, but also it’s me racing to finish folding laundry before my YouTube video ends.
I liked one cooking video in Spanish and Reels decided I could only get Spanish language content. But suddenly the next day it’s all English again?
Why doesn’t the algorithm™️ ever “get” me like I hear it’s supposed to?
Why doesn’t the algorithm™️ ever “get” me like I hear it’s supposed to?
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I liked one cooking video in Spanish and Reels decided I could only get Spanish language content. But suddenly the next day it’s all English again?
Why doesn’t the algorithm™️ ever “get” me like I hear it’s supposed to?
Why doesn’t the algorithm™️ ever “get” me like I hear it’s supposed to?
Feels good to hear a supervisor say I’m burying him in paperwork. Like sorry I can’t let you fire someone that easily.
January 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Feels good to hear a supervisor say I’m burying him in paperwork. Like sorry I can’t let you fire someone that easily.
Current meal: latkes made with leftover mashed potatoes. Bacon on the side. Feels wrong but I’m not remotely Jewish so it’s all good.
November 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Current meal: latkes made with leftover mashed potatoes. Bacon on the side. Feels wrong but I’m not remotely Jewish so it’s all good.
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Girl I went to high school who is in the military and very MAGA says she regrets voting for Trump now bc his new military head appointment says women need to be removed from all combat positions because they’re too weak. She’s shocked that the “we hate women” party…… hates women 🤦
November 13, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Girl I went to high school who is in the military and very MAGA says she regrets voting for Trump now bc his new military head appointment says women need to be removed from all combat positions because they’re too weak. She’s shocked that the “we hate women” party…… hates women 🤦
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parallel play Grindr date
just had such as fascinating date. man (ethereal, Belgian) on Grindr asks to use my phone charger. I let him do so. We stand cross-armed in my apartment, sexlessly discussing the state of things for an hour. he texts me later saying "in the coming days we will spend more time together"
November 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM
parallel play Grindr date
Repost with your mission pics
November 13, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Repost with your mission pics
I haven’t been on Twitter for like two years now, but I really miss how I just knew everybody I followed there. 2016 Twitter was the best.
November 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I haven’t been on Twitter for like two years now, but I really miss how I just knew everybody I followed there. 2016 Twitter was the best.
Yes, but it also does matter because I’ve had people tell me not to put money in a high yield account because “inflation is higher than I’ll make from it” when that is demonstrably not true now.
November 12, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Yes, but it also does matter because I’ve had people tell me not to put money in a high yield account because “inflation is higher than I’ll make from it” when that is demonstrably not true now.
Had to document that my hair was being different today in a way I liked. Anybody else grow up super anxious about their hair?
July 1, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Had to document that my hair was being different today in a way I liked. Anybody else grow up super anxious about their hair?
A coworker was asking why I’m always happy at work. My response is I spent two years forced in the closet while I preached a religion I was losing faith in until I was suicidal. Literally every hell-hole since has been a paradise for me!
November 11, 2023 at 3:20 PM
A coworker was asking why I’m always happy at work. My response is I spent two years forced in the closet while I preached a religion I was losing faith in until I was suicidal. Literally every hell-hole since has been a paradise for me!
Social media decided I want to see endless fitness before/after transformations and I’m just like, you were fine before? Every one of you was very attractive before?
November 7, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Social media decided I want to see endless fitness before/after transformations and I’m just like, you were fine before? Every one of you was very attractive before?