Fried Green Frogs
@drummarts.bsky.social
It's not easy being green
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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
Might actually use this now cause the boar has finally made the other app borderline unusable instead of just painfully shit
September 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Might actually use this now cause the boar has finally made the other app borderline unusable instead of just painfully shit
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The Gentleman Prankster—whose so-called "pranks" were wrong and illegal—has been apprehended and is now in international police custody.
August 8, 2023 at 11:09 PM
The Gentleman Prankster—whose so-called "pranks" were wrong and illegal—has been apprehended and is now in international police custody.
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I love this rain-spatter punch from Barry Windsor-Smith and Terry Austin.
August 15, 2023 at 9:21 AM
I love this rain-spatter punch from Barry Windsor-Smith and Terry Austin.
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"I do not date men who don't wash their foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
August 31, 2023 at 1:43 AM
"I do not date men who don't wash their foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
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"They don't call it Super Dimensional Fortress Macross?"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
September 1, 2023 at 11:16 PM
"They don't call it Super Dimensional Fortress Macross?"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
I like how India and Pakistan have funneled their race war into sports. It's like Space Jam
September 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM
I like how India and Pakistan have funneled their race war into sports. It's like Space Jam
"They don't call it Super Dimensional Fortress Macross?"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
September 1, 2023 at 11:16 PM
"They don't call it Super Dimensional Fortress Macross?"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
"No, they got marketing departments there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Macross is"
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it Robotech"
"Robotech. What do they call Macross 7?"
"I dunno, they didn't adapt other series"
"I do not date men who don't wash their foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
August 31, 2023 at 1:43 AM
"I do not date men who don't wash their foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
*smirk* *drop my pants in a shocking reveal like Éowyn at the end of LOTR The Return of the King* "I have no foreskin"
Knew this tall as shit Indian dude in high school that looked exactly like Zyzz but obviously less muscular so for the longest time I thought Zyzz was Indian
Still don't know what race Zyzz is. The only thing I know is that he was natty
Still don't know what race Zyzz is. The only thing I know is that he was natty
August 30, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Knew this tall as shit Indian dude in high school that looked exactly like Zyzz but obviously less muscular so for the longest time I thought Zyzz was Indian
Still don't know what race Zyzz is. The only thing I know is that he was natty
Still don't know what race Zyzz is. The only thing I know is that he was natty
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"Consume media". In a few years people gonna start unironically referring to food as "sustenance" like it's normal
August 27, 2023 at 7:33 PM
"Consume media". In a few years people gonna start unironically referring to food as "sustenance" like it's normal
No, no, no. You gotta listen to the way Parisians talk. You don't say "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese," or some shit like that. You say "Royale with Cheese". And if you're ordering a Big Mac you say "le Big Mac"
August 25, 2023 at 10:31 PM
No, no, no. You gotta listen to the way Parisians talk. You don't say "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese," or some shit like that. You say "Royale with Cheese". And if you're ordering a Big Mac you say "le Big Mac"
They gave Wings of Redemption the lightskin stare
August 24, 2023 at 10:49 PM
They gave Wings of Redemption the lightskin stare
Was flipping through my collection of DVDs and found this collection of westerns I bought for 20 bucks at a Cracker Barrel
Never went through em. Any notable ones I should check out from this bunch first?
Never went through em. Any notable ones I should check out from this bunch first?
August 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Was flipping through my collection of DVDs and found this collection of westerns I bought for 20 bucks at a Cracker Barrel
Never went through em. Any notable ones I should check out from this bunch first?
Never went through em. Any notable ones I should check out from this bunch first?
Peter: Holy fuck Stewie we're a tweet on Twitter dot com
Stewie: Goo goo ga ga
I don't think the baby should be allowed to talk
Stewie: Goo goo ga ga
I don't think the baby should be allowed to talk
August 24, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Peter: Holy fuck Stewie we're a tweet on Twitter dot com
Stewie: Goo goo ga ga
I don't think the baby should be allowed to talk
Stewie: Goo goo ga ga
I don't think the baby should be allowed to talk
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Today's comics obsession is how Enrique Breccia draws a waterfall.
August 23, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Today's comics obsession is how Enrique Breccia draws a waterfall.
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You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a second plane
August 24, 2023 at 3:38 AM
You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a second plane
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One of my friends watched the video Mauler did on Ant-Man and he said the first 3 hours are just him summarizing the movie
He spent 3 hours summarizing a 2 hour movie
He spent 3 hours summarizing a 2 hour movie
August 21, 2023 at 4:16 AM
One of my friends watched the video Mauler did on Ant-Man and he said the first 3 hours are just him summarizing the movie
He spent 3 hours summarizing a 2 hour movie
He spent 3 hours summarizing a 2 hour movie
The invention of the iPhone was the irl Third Impact
August 20, 2023 at 8:06 PM
The invention of the iPhone was the irl Third Impact
The brand of criticism that surrounded Rob Liefeld's work was honestly in the same tier as CinemaSins. Half the stuff people had issue with didn't matter or were deliberate stylistic choices they wouldn't give a fuck about if they hadn't already decided they hated him
August 20, 2023 at 5:26 AM
The brand of criticism that surrounded Rob Liefeld's work was honestly in the same tier as CinemaSins. Half the stuff people had issue with didn't matter or were deliberate stylistic choices they wouldn't give a fuck about if they hadn't already decided they hated him