Dr Paul M
drpaulm.bsky.social
Dr Paul M
@drpaulm.bsky.social
Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text.
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@sarahmillican.bsky.social your husband seems fun.
Stock tip: leafblowers are bullish
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Stop getting my hopes up
saw a guy in the obituaries with a great name. it just goes to show you that your time on earth is best spent trying to discover alive people with great names
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Ted Cruising Altitude, human Waffle House.
Senator Ted Cruz Heading out of Texas before the storm just as he did before the last big storm that hit Texas. This time heading to California on a "work" related trip scheduled sometime ago.
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 AM
At this point, don't tell me he lied.

Tell me if he told the truth.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Dr Paul M
Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.

And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It's not even real Ai, but Over-clocked predictive text. It knows that some words often follow other words but doesn't know why or what the words mean.
Whatever my uni declares, I am not going to engage with AI. I am not going to use AI or teach students to use it. I am going to continue to explain to students why it is harmful. Absolutely absurd to allow this anti-intellectual, environmentally devastating technology into the university at all.
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Everyone on the bus has a case against the company & the driver for Reckless Endangerment. Get the speed data from Waze, sue for punitive damages. The driver is going to do bird for a long time.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I'm still mad that Haliey Welch didn't call her cryptoscam Spitcoin
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Canada shares a long border with USA, and as a founder member of NATO would be obliged to retaliate to any aggression towards greenland.

Judging by Canadian Military history, it's going to be renamed the Gulf of South Canada.
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
You forgot the CSAM generator. Twitter is for fascist pedophiles. You gotta ask yourself why you want to clout-farm them.
Know what I hate about Bluesky? Douchebags complaining about Bluesky while still suppott Twitter. Like seriously, wtf is wrong with people? Twitter is owned by a white supremacist who is literally funding fascism. At this point, if you're still on the platform, that's what you're about.
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
What if Maduro is Bubba?
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Is Maduro in the #epstein files?
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Venezuela
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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January 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
#FIFA hey, real quick, can you give him another one of those medals? The last one didn't stick.
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
8 billion people on this planet and apparently I'm the only one who knows how to drive.
People really can’t drive during holidays, can they? >:(
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Can't believe them russian speech bots are allowed on here
@alt-text.bsky.social

Because he was mad at his 'best pal' for stealing an underaged 'wonderful secret' from the spa where Virginia Giuffre worked.

Completed your sentence for you, you're most welcome.
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Dr Paul M
“And the little screaming fact that sounds through all history: repression works only to strengthen and knit the repressed.”

John Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The perfect analogy for every company pushing unwanted AI
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
youtu.be/GAJf2F1BbRA?...

@pboyle.bsky.social 'it takes a village to create a monster'

Well put, that.
The Epstein Files are Worse Than You Think!
YouTube video by Patrick Boyle
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Which one is it and why is it sprouts?
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
David Brooks

Reason no#17,445 not to read the @nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
@stellantisita.bsky.social tutto quello che voglio veramente per Natale è che Stellantis annunci una Fiat Panda 4x4 diesel PHEV.
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM