Dr Paul M
@drpaulm.bsky.social
Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text.
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In any two party system, neither side has to worry about its own voters. Solid blue States/seats can afford to lose a few and still win.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
In any two party system, neither side has to worry about its own voters. Solid blue States/seats can afford to lose a few and still win.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
Je suis Tommy
I was literally just telling someone on Wednesday that this had died down and then this airs last night. Poor Tommy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Je suis Tommy
Does it say wall of shame?
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Does it say wall of shame?
Lower the maximum wage? Nah. (T)ax the rich.
a bunch of stuffed animals with their mouths open in front of a window
Alt: Miss Piggy and the Muppets dressed as Marie Antoinkette and the court of Louis Quatorze suddenly realises a guillotine is outside the window and scatter in fear.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Lower the maximum wage? Nah. (T)ax the rich.
The only person on SNAP benefits is Milei
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The only person on SNAP benefits is Milei
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Beating the wrap.
You know what you did.
You know what you did.
Sub Guy DC's Sean Dunn After Beating the Wrap
11/06/2025 Washington DC
11/06/2025 Washington DC
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Beating the wrap.
You know what you did.
You know what you did.
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In ANTH 120 today we made footprints using different walking gaits, testing whether the 3.6 million year old footprints at Laetoli, Tanzania were made by hominins that walked like us today
(attempting to replicate this study: journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...)
(attempting to replicate this study: journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...)
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In ANTH 120 today we made footprints using different walking gaits, testing whether the 3.6 million year old footprints at Laetoli, Tanzania were made by hominins that walked like us today
(attempting to replicate this study: journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...)
(attempting to replicate this study: journals.plos.org/plosone/arti...)
Instead of bringing drug prices down, he brought drug exec's blood pressure down.
Is Donald the new Luigi?
Is Donald the new Luigi?
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Instead of bringing drug prices down, he brought drug exec's blood pressure down.
Is Donald the new Luigi?
Is Donald the new Luigi?
#starbucks CEO is paid 6,666 times the average salary of the employees.
To put that in context, he is paid their salary every 20 mins. His hourly rate is $45k.
Thats $350k a day.
$1.7m a week.
$7.8m a month.
The only reason to go into a #starbucks is to ask 'What the hell are you doing here?'
To put that in context, he is paid their salary every 20 mins. His hourly rate is $45k.
Thats $350k a day.
$1.7m a week.
$7.8m a month.
The only reason to go into a #starbucks is to ask 'What the hell are you doing here?'
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
#starbucks CEO is paid 6,666 times the average salary of the employees.
To put that in context, he is paid their salary every 20 mins. His hourly rate is $45k.
Thats $350k a day.
$1.7m a week.
$7.8m a month.
The only reason to go into a #starbucks is to ask 'What the hell are you doing here?'
To put that in context, he is paid their salary every 20 mins. His hourly rate is $45k.
Thats $350k a day.
$1.7m a week.
$7.8m a month.
The only reason to go into a #starbucks is to ask 'What the hell are you doing here?'
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Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now? 😂😂😂
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now? 😂😂😂
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now? 😂😂😂
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now? 😂😂😂
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
The MD-11 was the plane that bankrupted McDonnell-Douglas, necessitating their buyout by Boeing, whose Board of Directors they took over, leading to door plugs falling off midflight, and now UPS Flight 2976 through their desire to keep the share price high.
If it's Boeing, I'm not going.
If it's Boeing, I'm not going.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The MD-11 was the plane that bankrupted McDonnell-Douglas, necessitating their buyout by Boeing, whose Board of Directors they took over, leading to door plugs falling off midflight, and now UPS Flight 2976 through their desire to keep the share price high.
If it's Boeing, I'm not going.
If it's Boeing, I'm not going.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
Chatgpt is doing the best it can.
"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Chatgpt is doing the best it can.
And give the stuff back to the people it belongs to, right?
@britishmuseum.bsky.social *cough*hint*cough*
@britishmuseum.bsky.social *cough*hint*cough*
I consider myself as an honest person. I think crime is wrong. But if I found out that the Louvre security cameras had a password of "Louvre" I would HAVE to steal something. I'd clean that place out.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
And give the stuff back to the people it belongs to, right?
@britishmuseum.bsky.social *cough*hint*cough*
@britishmuseum.bsky.social *cough*hint*cough*
Its a subtle message, but it's there.
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Its a subtle message, but it's there.
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
If you want President Trump...choking... Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I wonder what he offered them. Listen, did you know that there's 3 million rats in NYC that can reach 41lbs, and if they all voted for Cuomo he would still lose?
Just the face you want to see endorsing your campaign on the eve of the election
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I wonder what he offered them. Listen, did you know that there's 3 million rats in NYC that can reach 41lbs, and if they all voted for Cuomo he would still lose?
The Oxford English Dictionary has just announced they are stripping Andrew Mountbatten Windsor of his title and he shall henceforth be referred to as Rew Mountbatten Windsor
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The Oxford English Dictionary has just announced they are stripping Andrew Mountbatten Windsor of his title and he shall henceforth be referred to as Rew Mountbatten Windsor
We've seen Trump's dance moves. We do not need a ballroom.
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We've seen Trump's dance moves. We do not need a ballroom.
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
Start in 3rd, shift to first for MC perspective.
Don't use 1st for supporting characters, or you'll end up with GoT and have to kill everyone off to make a story progress.
Don't use 1st for supporting characters, or you'll end up with GoT and have to kill everyone off to make a story progress.
Anybody else get a good way into a story and then start questioning if they should switch to 1st or 3rd perspective or is it just my ADHD self 😭
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Start in 3rd, shift to first for MC perspective.
Don't use 1st for supporting characters, or you'll end up with GoT and have to kill everyone off to make a story progress.
Don't use 1st for supporting characters, or you'll end up with GoT and have to kill everyone off to make a story progress.
I can just imagine the Radiologist looking at the MRI saying "Oh, well that IS good news"
Trump on his recent trip to Walter Reed: "I got an MRI. It was perfect ... if I didn't think it was gonna be good, either I would let you know negatively, I wouldn't run, I'd do something."
(Note how he's openly talking about running for a third term.)
(Note how he's openly talking about running for a third term.)
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I can just imagine the Radiologist looking at the MRI saying "Oh, well that IS good news"
To anyone reading this in the future.
Planet of the Apes wasn't a documentary, but a prophecy.
Planet of the Apes wasn't a documentary, but a prophecy.
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
To anyone reading this in the future.
Planet of the Apes wasn't a documentary, but a prophecy.
Planet of the Apes wasn't a documentary, but a prophecy.