Dr Paul M
@drpaulm.bsky.social
Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs, hider of jokes in Alt-text.
We rate seven new tinfoil-based replacements for hazmat suits.
20 delicious recipes for ground squirrel.
Human hair: biodegradable, organic, ethical sutures that modern-day Sawbones are raving about.
Cognitive dissonance: cheaper than therapy, but is it actually good for you?
20 delicious recipes for ground squirrel.
Human hair: biodegradable, organic, ethical sutures that modern-day Sawbones are raving about.
Cognitive dissonance: cheaper than therapy, but is it actually good for you?
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We rate seven new tinfoil-based replacements for hazmat suits.
20 delicious recipes for ground squirrel.
Human hair: biodegradable, organic, ethical sutures that modern-day Sawbones are raving about.
Cognitive dissonance: cheaper than therapy, but is it actually good for you?
20 delicious recipes for ground squirrel.
Human hair: biodegradable, organic, ethical sutures that modern-day Sawbones are raving about.
Cognitive dissonance: cheaper than therapy, but is it actually good for you?
If you publish the threads as a replacement for Teen Vogue then I am in:
Which is the most user friendly grocery lay-away app?
What we think of RFK jr's recommendation of avoid vaccines and try blood-letting instead.
How to fight off cholera with household chemicals.
Which is the most user friendly grocery lay-away app?
What we think of RFK jr's recommendation of avoid vaccines and try blood-letting instead.
How to fight off cholera with household chemicals.
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you publish the threads as a replacement for Teen Vogue then I am in:
Which is the most user friendly grocery lay-away app?
What we think of RFK jr's recommendation of avoid vaccines and try blood-letting instead.
How to fight off cholera with household chemicals.
Which is the most user friendly grocery lay-away app?
What we think of RFK jr's recommendation of avoid vaccines and try blood-letting instead.
How to fight off cholera with household chemicals.
Oftentimes the root of homophobia is jealousy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oftentimes the root of homophobia is jealousy.
Here's what was done: she was hounded by the media and was sacked from hosting Love Island (let me know if this sounds familiar).
Since that day her mental health declined and she commited suicide.
The fact that it's recorded by Disney is like McDonald's criticising Taco Bell's ingredients.
Since that day her mental health declined and she commited suicide.
The fact that it's recorded by Disney is like McDonald's criticising Taco Bell's ingredients.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Here's what was done: she was hounded by the media and was sacked from hosting Love Island (let me know if this sounds familiar).
Since that day her mental health declined and she commited suicide.
The fact that it's recorded by Disney is like McDonald's criticising Taco Bell's ingredients.
Since that day her mental health declined and she commited suicide.
The fact that it's recorded by Disney is like McDonald's criticising Taco Bell's ingredients.
Sleep is the coin we spend on the slot machine called 'Awake and not crying'
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Sleep is the coin we spend on the slot machine called 'Awake and not crying'
Oh, wait, did you mean Kim Davis?
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Oh, wait, did you mean Kim Davis?
Most oftentimes, the root cause of homophobia is jealousy; you're living the life they want.
Go back and invite them for a coffee. They maybe amenable to your declaration.
Or they're just a bigot, but you will have stirred up the best office gossip ever. Send them flowers.
Go back and invite them for a coffee. They maybe amenable to your declaration.
Or they're just a bigot, but you will have stirred up the best office gossip ever. Send them flowers.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Most oftentimes, the root cause of homophobia is jealousy; you're living the life they want.
Go back and invite them for a coffee. They maybe amenable to your declaration.
Or they're just a bigot, but you will have stirred up the best office gossip ever. Send them flowers.
Go back and invite them for a coffee. They maybe amenable to your declaration.
Or they're just a bigot, but you will have stirred up the best office gossip ever. Send them flowers.
Frog together strong
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Frog together strong
You should soon have a quiet carriage. Either from terror or fascination, the result is the same.
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You should soon have a quiet carriage. Either from terror or fascination, the result is the same.
Write horror, out loud.
The blood beaded up on the edge of the knife, rolled slowly towards the hilt, caressing her knuckles before plunging to the ever-growing pool of viscous blood she was kneeling in with barely a ripple, its brief life snuffed out in an instant.
She smiled in the dark, hungry.
The blood beaded up on the edge of the knife, rolled slowly towards the hilt, caressing her knuckles before plunging to the ever-growing pool of viscous blood she was kneeling in with barely a ripple, its brief life snuffed out in an instant.
She smiled in the dark, hungry.
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Write horror, out loud.
The blood beaded up on the edge of the knife, rolled slowly towards the hilt, caressing her knuckles before plunging to the ever-growing pool of viscous blood she was kneeling in with barely a ripple, its brief life snuffed out in an instant.
She smiled in the dark, hungry.
The blood beaded up on the edge of the knife, rolled slowly towards the hilt, caressing her knuckles before plunging to the ever-growing pool of viscous blood she was kneeling in with barely a ripple, its brief life snuffed out in an instant.
She smiled in the dark, hungry.
Sadly, we are allergic to the insect pieces in chocolate, and must forego this obvious pleasure
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Sadly, we are allergic to the insect pieces in chocolate, and must forego this obvious pleasure
Three years brother. Three years and then three raccoons in a trenchcoat can stand against him in the primary.
My money's on the trenchcoat.
My money's on the trenchcoat.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Three years brother. Three years and then three raccoons in a trenchcoat can stand against him in the primary.
My money's on the trenchcoat.
My money's on the trenchcoat.
I fear Elon Musk has but one book, and can quote Mein Kampf verbatim.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I fear Elon Musk has but one book, and can quote Mein Kampf verbatim.
Ooh. You have inspired me. We shall start using the We pronoun. Feels very regal. We love it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ooh. You have inspired me. We shall start using the We pronoun. Feels very regal. We love it.
You're arguing with a bot account here bud.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You're arguing with a bot account here bud.
Hi, British Native here. The proper spelling is Colour, Humour, Aluminium, etc.; and that IS how you use a semicolon.
All else is affectation.
All else is affectation.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Hi, British Native here. The proper spelling is Colour, Humour, Aluminium, etc.; and that IS how you use a semicolon.
All else is affectation.
All else is affectation.
Reposted by Dr Paul M
In any two party system, neither side has to worry about its own voters. Solid blue States/seats can afford to lose a few and still win.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
In any two party system, neither side has to worry about its own voters. Solid blue States/seats can afford to lose a few and still win.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
All that counts is to win over the "don't knows" in swing states.
Dems are not socialists. They're just not as far to the right as MAGA. All Corporate sponsored.
The phrase 'Put that in the Louvre' has been updated to 'Put that in the Louvre, I'll pick it up next time I'm in Paris'
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The phrase 'Put that in the Louvre' has been updated to 'Put that in the Louvre, I'll pick it up next time I'm in Paris'
Ehh, not so fast. Let him graduate from speak-and-spell. Ketamine isn't healthy for a brain.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ehh, not so fast. Let him graduate from speak-and-spell. Ketamine isn't healthy for a brain.
You wouldn't download a treat..ment...plan...
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Oh. Crapit. They WANT us to use AI.
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Oh. Crapit. They WANT us to use AI.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You wouldn't download a treat..ment...plan...
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Oh. Crapit. They WANT us to use AI.
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Oh. Crapit. They WANT us to use AI.
Probably say he hasn't seen them
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Probably say he hasn't seen them
Oh i am so surprised to see fetterman in that line up
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November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh i am so surprised to see fetterman in that line up
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