EJG
@drobnox.bsky.social
Punk Hippie code monkey, in search of Slack. Unix Greybeard, soft-hearted, soft-headed, lover of paradox, puns, contradiction, zaniness, and truly odd and serendipitous things.
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Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope
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Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
I live in a small rectangular municipality in an apparently ungovernable tribal region
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I live in a small rectangular municipality in an apparently ungovernable tribal region
Cartoon supervillain traits becoming impossible to hide
January 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Cartoon supervillain traits becoming impossible to hide
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When this is over, I hope they put a bronze statue of an ICE agent slipping and falling up in one of the main public parks.
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
When this is over, I hope they put a bronze statue of an ICE agent slipping and falling up in one of the main public parks.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Mood in minneapolis right now
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Mood in minneapolis right now
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Use Real Time! Permanent Standard Time approximates natural solar time, for best sleep and circadian health. Ditch Daylight Saving Time!
January 23, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Use Real Time! Permanent Standard Time approximates natural solar time, for best sleep and circadian health. Ditch Daylight Saving Time!
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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I am celebrating MLK Jr Day by judging Republicans by the content of their character.
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I am celebrating MLK Jr Day by judging Republicans by the content of their character.
Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker
In your special outfit for me, please?
youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?...
In your special outfit for me, please?
youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?...
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker
In your special outfit for me, please?
youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?...
In your special outfit for me, please?
youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?...
Translation: Denmark could make a really sweet deal
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Translation: Denmark could make a really sweet deal
It’s Minnesota Nice, all the way… until it … *isn’t*
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
It’s Minnesota Nice, all the way… until it … *isn’t*
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
You might say yes
TODAY'S OBSCURE GRAMMATICAL CHALLENGE
Make a band subjunctive
Would That They Were Giants
Make a band subjunctive
Would That They Were Giants
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You might say yes
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Tom Waits- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis (Studio Version)
YouTube video by MissHonaloochie
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
“My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.”
Name your fav film quote.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.”
image.tmdb.org/t/p/original... the #1 film when you were ten will be your 2026
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
image.tmdb.org/t/p/original... the #1 film when you were ten will be your 2026
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Testing server-rendered HTML:
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Testing server-rendered HTML:
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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We’ve been binging M•A•S•H reruns, and I had a flash realization that Hegseth is Colonel Flagg!
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We’ve been binging M•A•S•H reruns, and I had a flash realization that Hegseth is Colonel Flagg!