Melanie Penner
@drmelpenner.bsky.social
Dev Peds at Holland Bloorview, clinician scientist studying better services for autistic children/youth. Hogging the aux and skipping the slow songs.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on a magnificent season. It is a shame either team had to lose. And this was a gut punch. 💔💔
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on a magnificent season. It is a shame either team had to lose. And this was a gut punch. 💔💔
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
Taking two tums and going tf to bed
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Taking two tums and going tf to bed
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As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
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This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
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If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules
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what if instead of sports we chose happiness
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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This is the greatest baseball game
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is the greatest baseball game
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
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Players with 30+ hits in a single MLB playoff run:
Ernie Clement
That's it.
Ernie Clement
That's it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Players with 30+ hits in a single MLB playoff run:
Ernie Clement
That's it.
Ernie Clement
That's it.
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Marie Philip Poulin is in attendance at #WorldSeries #Game7 wearing a Vladdy jersey. #APartOfOurHeritage
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Marie Philip Poulin is in attendance at #WorldSeries #Game7 wearing a Vladdy jersey. #APartOfOurHeritage
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Ernie Clement sliding so that he can frame the picture one day
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ernie Clement sliding so that he can frame the picture one day
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Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
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Best part of mlb brawls is the relievers getting the zoomies
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Best part of mlb brawls is the relievers getting the zoomies
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*tapping side of head*
don’t have to worry about your ability to run the bases if you hit the ball over the fence
don’t have to worry about your ability to run the bases if you hit the ball over the fence
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
*tapping side of head*
don’t have to worry about your ability to run the bases if you hit the ball over the fence
don’t have to worry about your ability to run the bases if you hit the ball over the fence
Vlad showing up in a game-worn Marie-Philip Poulin jersey. Legendary. #WANTITALL
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Vlad showing up in a game-worn Marie-Philip Poulin jersey. Legendary. #WANTITALL
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People of Canada. You have one job. For the next 24 hours you have to get Drake as far away from Rogers Centre as possible. And keep him there.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
People of Canada. You have one job. For the next 24 hours you have to get Drake as far away from Rogers Centre as possible. And keep him there.
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Toronto Trauma will continue until morale improves
dooming about game 7
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Toronto Trauma will continue until morale improves
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Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896