Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!
Ohio hates this burger
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ohio hates this burger
Bats get descending cholangitis
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bats get descending cholangitis
Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"
So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?
July 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?
Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks
July 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks
People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*
"Aha, I've been expectorating you."
"Aha, I've been expectorating you."
June 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*
"Aha, I've been expectorating you."
"Aha, I've been expectorating you."
Pickle popsicle weather
June 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pickle popsicle weather
Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"
June 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"
Oh wow y'all still yapping on here
June 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Oh wow y'all still yapping on here
Bachelor in Micromanagement
February 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bachelor in Micromanagement
I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes
Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case
January 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case
They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)
January 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)
Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"
January 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"
If you're having trouble starting drafting a manuscript, write down "More research is needed." and work your way backwards.
January 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you're having trouble starting drafting a manuscript, write down "More research is needed." and work your way backwards.
Starting every dictation with "this is off the record" so that I can't get into trouble if I miss something #lifehacks
January 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Starting every dictation with "this is off the record" so that I can't get into trouble if I miss something #lifehacks
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A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.
January 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.
New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup:
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup:
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
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OMG I would be tempted to murder someone arranging their airport security tray aesthetically and then taking pics of it for insta. I think even the security guards would turn a blind eye if I punched her.
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 4:52 PM
OMG I would be tempted to murder someone arranging their airport security tray aesthetically and then taking pics of it for insta. I think even the security guards would turn a blind eye if I punched her.
Imagine how much you could've accomplished if you didn't spend this much time on social media this year
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Imagine how much you could've accomplished if you didn't spend this much time on social media this year
Lilly you legend
December 27, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Lilly you legend