Dr. Longissimus
drlongissimus.bsky.social
Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ohio hates this burger
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bats get descending cholangitis
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's time
September 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?
July 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks
July 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*

"Aha, I've been expectorating you."
June 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pickle popsicle weather
June 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"
June 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh wow y'all still yapping on here
June 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Bachelor in Micromanagement
February 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case
January 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)
January 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"
January 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you're having trouble starting drafting a manuscript, write down "More research is needed." and work your way backwards.
January 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Starting every dictation with "this is off the record" so that I can't get into trouble if I miss something #lifehacks
January 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.
January 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup:

Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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OMG I would be tempted to murder someone arranging their airport security tray aesthetically and then taking pics of it for insta. I think even the security guards would turn a blind eye if I punched her.
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Imagine how much you could've accomplished if you didn't spend this much time on social media this year
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
December 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Lilly you legend
December 27, 2024 at 12:40 AM