Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
Ohio hates this burger
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ohio hates this burger
Why have you allowed her to become this powerful what have you done @mementomorty.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why have you allowed her to become this powerful what have you done @mementomorty.bsky.social
New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup:
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup:
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
Step 1: put soup on spoon
Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood
Step 3: suck wood
Lilly you legend
December 27, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Lilly you legend
Terrible degenerative disk disease in a young patient.
December 20, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Terrible degenerative disk disease in a young patient.
Liver is happy that it's Monday.
Stupid liver.
Stupid liver.
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Liver is happy that it's Monday.
Stupid liver.
Stupid liver.
What radiologists are doing behind closed doors in the hospital basement when you're not looking
December 7, 2024 at 10:05 PM
What radiologists are doing behind closed doors in the hospital basement when you're not looking
Wheels on shopping carts be like
December 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Wheels on shopping carts be like
If you see this, post a knight. ⚔️
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
If you see this, post a knight. ⚔️
Opening the PACS worklist on a Monday morning
December 2, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Opening the PACS worklist on a Monday morning
Happy Thanksgiving Americans!
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Americans!
When you're tired of your baby and want a new baby
November 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
When you're tired of your baby and want a new baby
My favorite kind of lie
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
My favorite kind of lie
If you are to pick a place for a bullet, between the spinal cord and the aorta is a decent location
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
If you are to pick a place for a bullet, between the spinal cord and the aorta is a decent location
Careful when you eat popcorn, sometimes it can end up in your ribs!
November 17, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Careful when you eat popcorn, sometimes it can end up in your ribs!
Would've never gotten this without my new glasses props to my optometrist
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Would've never gotten this without my new glasses props to my optometrist
This place needs chaos
November 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
This place needs chaos