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"Fuck you, I don't know"
Pinned
Gonna be stuck here for the next 3-6 business months
Even AllTrails has figured it out lmaoooooo
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Even AllTrails has figured it out lmaoooooo
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE WERE RIGHT. IT WAS TACTICAL.
“When Adam & I discussed him talking about it publicly I said Look do not editorialize/speculate about the why. Just say what happened because all we know is what happened[..]stated reason was "We don't think Ben Solo could be alive” “We're all very disappointed”-Steven Soderbergh
February 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE WERE RIGHT. IT WAS TACTICAL.
I literally can't think of anything other than TROS
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I literally can't think of anything other than TROS
I know this was related to rffa, but I've been somewhere in this range for months now. I've also never been so sleep deprived in my life. I feel like I'm currently living three lives. Send help. Except don't cause I'm having the greatest time 😂💀
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I know this was related to rffa, but I've been somewhere in this range for months now. I've also never been so sleep deprived in my life. I feel like I'm currently living three lives. Send help. Except don't cause I'm having the greatest time 😂💀
OH MY GOD YES
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
OH MY GOD YES
Ok I'm watching People We Meet on Vacation tonight and I'm dying, this is so funny
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Ok I'm watching People We Meet on Vacation tonight and I'm dying, this is so funny
So I've found out that not only is my mom's side Canadian 4 generations back, my dad's side is too, 3 generations back. From now on I will be calling myself Canadian when overseas, I hope y'all understand 😂😂😂
Just found out about the changes to Canadian citizenship by descent and y'all... I think I'm in luck 🙌
February 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So I've found out that not only is my mom's side Canadian 4 generations back, my dad's side is too, 3 generations back. From now on I will be calling myself Canadian when overseas, I hope y'all understand 😂😂😂
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO THE RATS
omgg this has left me SPEECHLESS 😭
NEW/OLD video 🔇- Adam Driver behind the scenes, HOTMD photoshoot -Emilio Madrid/Anderson Hopkins
NEW/OLD video 🔇- Adam Driver behind the scenes, HOTMD photoshoot -Emilio Madrid/Anderson Hopkins
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO THE RATS
I appear to have evolved to not needing sleep and I'm not sure how I feel about it lmao
February 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I appear to have evolved to not needing sleep and I'm not sure how I feel about it lmao
There are some... unforeseen benefits of this development. This might be the best day of my life 🙌🙏😭
Just found out about the changes to Canadian citizenship by descent and y'all... I think I'm in luck 🙌
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
There are some... unforeseen benefits of this development. This might be the best day of my life 🙌🙏😭
Just found out about the changes to Canadian citizenship by descent and y'all... I think I'm in luck 🙌
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Just found out about the changes to Canadian citizenship by descent and y'all... I think I'm in luck 🙌
Well I officially gave my notice at work today! A secret no longer!!!!! 😁🙌😭
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Well I officially gave my notice at work today! A secret no longer!!!!! 😁🙌😭
Ok game over, that sucked 😭😭 but I have no doubt we'll be back cause DRAKE MAYE
Now... that halftime show. Oh my god. Incredible. I can't wait to watch it on nonstop replay for the next couple weeks
Now... that halftime show. Oh my god. Incredible. I can't wait to watch it on nonstop replay for the next couple weeks
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ok game over, that sucked 😭😭 but I have no doubt we'll be back cause DRAKE MAYE
Now... that halftime show. Oh my god. Incredible. I can't wait to watch it on nonstop replay for the next couple weeks
Now... that halftime show. Oh my god. Incredible. I can't wait to watch it on nonstop replay for the next couple weeks
This is a weird question but do I have any moots in/near Geneva? lmao
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This is a weird question but do I have any moots in/near Geneva? lmao
Comfort fic recs? Literally zero angst pls 🙏
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Comfort fic recs? Literally zero angst pls 🙏
Fuck Aetna. That's all.
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Fuck Aetna. That's all.
Posted with 2 minutes to spare. My college procrastination and timing skills really coming in handy here 😂
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Posted with 2 minutes to spare. My college procrastination and timing skills really coming in handy here 😂
How's my RFFA going?
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ALT: a close up of patrick star 's face with his eyes closed
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February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
How's my RFFA going?
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint. 📚
Last book: Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins
Current: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins
Newest on TBR: Library of the Dead by Glenn Cooper
Next: The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown
Last book: Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins
Current: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins
Newest on TBR: Library of the Dead by Glenn Cooper
Next: The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint. 📚
Last book: Knotty, Nice, & Holiday Lights by Raven Vespo
Current: Feeling the Heat: P1 by Emily Antoinette
Newest on TBR: Knot Just Animal Attraction by Raven Vespo
Next: Feeling the Heat: P2 by Emily Antoinette
There is absolutely no pattern here. 👀 #booksky
Last book: Knotty, Nice, & Holiday Lights by Raven Vespo
Current: Feeling the Heat: P1 by Emily Antoinette
Newest on TBR: Knot Just Animal Attraction by Raven Vespo
Next: Feeling the Heat: P2 by Emily Antoinette
There is absolutely no pattern here. 👀 #booksky
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint.
Last book: Josh and Gemma Make a Baby by Sarah Ready
Current: Josh and Gemma the Second Time Around by Sarah Ready
Newest on TBR: Manila Takes Manhattan by Carla de Guzman
Next: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan
#booksky
Last book: Josh and Gemma Make a Baby by Sarah Ready
Current: Josh and Gemma the Second Time Around by Sarah Ready
Newest on TBR: Manila Takes Manhattan by Carla de Guzman
Next: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan
#booksky
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint. 📚
Last book: Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins
Current: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins
Newest on TBR: Library of the Dead by Glenn Cooper
Next: The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown
Last book: Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins
Current: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins
Newest on TBR: Library of the Dead by Glenn Cooper
Next: The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown
I LOVE the deep cuts in here
Logan lucky
Hungry Hearts
Frances Ha
Girls
The Report
Not Waving But Drowning
Silence
Paterson
Logan lucky
Hungry Hearts
Frances Ha
Girls
The Report
Not Waving But Drowning
Silence
Paterson
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I LOVE the deep cuts in here
Logan lucky
Hungry Hearts
Frances Ha
Girls
The Report
Not Waving But Drowning
Silence
Paterson
Logan lucky
Hungry Hearts
Frances Ha
Girls
The Report
Not Waving But Drowning
Silence
Paterson
The weather this month: fuck North Carolina, specifically
Forecast confidence continues to grow that a significant snowstorm will impact a much of the Carolinas into Southeast Virginia this weekend, with greater uncertainty farther up the coast. weather.gov
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The weather this month: fuck North Carolina, specifically
Hey North Carolina. WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE FOOD YOU PANIC BOUGHT LAST WEEK? THERE'S NO WAY YOU ATE IT ALL. WHAT ARE WE DOING.
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Hey North Carolina. WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE FOOD YOU PANIC BOUGHT LAST WEEK? THERE'S NO WAY YOU ATE IT ALL. WHAT ARE WE DOING.
Me on AO3: had the most ridiculous dream last night and about to make it everyone's problem
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Me on AO3: had the most ridiculous dream last night and about to make it everyone's problem
I think I've come up with a new mental health 1-100 scale for runners. Your number is the coldest temperature, in F, you're willing to run in.
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I think I've come up with a new mental health 1-100 scale for runners. Your number is the coldest temperature, in F, you're willing to run in.