Drew Fox
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Toronto, ON/Hollywood, CA/Playa del Carmen, MX
Writer, comic, punk rock star.
Opinions are mine, except the ones I steal from smarter people.
News tips: drew@xbiz.com
https://www.xbiz.com/author/drew-fox
Toronto, ON/Hollywood, CA/Playa del Carmen, MX
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· Nov 15
Jack Black Gets Slapped In The Face On 'The Price is Right'
YouTube video by Tenacious Defense
youtu.be
Still my greatest accomplishment...
Death by Lightning is rife with historical inaccuracies. For example, at no point did anyone even mention lasagna, nor comment on the shittiness of Mondays.
Do better, Netflix.
Do better, Netflix.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Death by Lightning is rife with historical inaccuracies. For example, at no point did anyone even mention lasagna, nor comment on the shittiness of Mondays.
Do better, Netflix.
Do better, Netflix.
Today I honour the brave men and women who fought and died for my right to make a living in the smut industry, and to publicly assert, free from consequence, that Pierre Poilievre definitely has sex with donkeys.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today I honour the brave men and women who fought and died for my right to make a living in the smut industry, and to publicly assert, free from consequence, that Pierre Poilievre definitely has sex with donkeys.
Poor Dick Cheney. He wanted everyone to hate him the most. And now he's dead, and all the people who used to call him Darth Vader are too busy being starved or deported by some jackass TV host to come dance on his grave.
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Poor Dick Cheney. He wanted everyone to hate him the most. And now he's dead, and all the people who used to call him Darth Vader are too busy being starved or deported by some jackass TV host to come dance on his grave.
I just came across this 2021 survey of experts about what post-COVID life would be like by 2025. Prof. @lrainie.bsky.social, how are you not shouting from the rooftops about how EXACTLY right the negative predictions were, and how EXACTLY wrong the positive ones?
www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...
www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...
Experts Say the ‘New Normal’ in 2025 Will Be Far More Tech-Driven, Presenting More Big Challenges
A plurality of experts think sweeping societal change will make life worse for most people. Still, a portion believe things will be better in a ‘tele-everything’ world.
www.pewresearch.org
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I just came across this 2021 survey of experts about what post-COVID life would be like by 2025. Prof. @lrainie.bsky.social, how are you not shouting from the rooftops about how EXACTLY right the negative predictions were, and how EXACTLY wrong the positive ones?
www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...
www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...
The way that Doc Brown pronounces "gigawatts" leads me to believe that he would pronounce "gifs" as "jifs."
This completely undermines him as a scientist. Back to the Future is a lie.
This completely undermines him as a scientist. Back to the Future is a lie.
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The way that Doc Brown pronounces "gigawatts" leads me to believe that he would pronounce "gifs" as "jifs."
This completely undermines him as a scientist. Back to the Future is a lie.
This completely undermines him as a scientist. Back to the Future is a lie.
I have a theory that only 3% of people who use the word "stochastic" in everyday conversation actually know what it means. Or maybe it's 28%. I dunno, I'm just tossing out numbers here...
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I have a theory that only 3% of people who use the word "stochastic" in everyday conversation actually know what it means. Or maybe it's 28%. I dunno, I'm just tossing out numbers here...
Hey now, for all we know, Musk only went to Epstein's island to visit seven or eight of his kids...
September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey now, for all we know, Musk only went to Epstein's island to visit seven or eight of his kids...
I actually totally believe Trump's conspiracy theory that the escalator and the teleprompter were deliberately sabotaged at the UN.
Which is hilarious.
But sure, call for an immediate investigation into a prank that hurt your feelings, because that's what big strong tough men do, Mr. President.
Which is hilarious.
But sure, call for an immediate investigation into a prank that hurt your feelings, because that's what big strong tough men do, Mr. President.
September 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I actually totally believe Trump's conspiracy theory that the escalator and the teleprompter were deliberately sabotaged at the UN.
Which is hilarious.
But sure, call for an immediate investigation into a prank that hurt your feelings, because that's what big strong tough men do, Mr. President.
Which is hilarious.
But sure, call for an immediate investigation into a prank that hurt your feelings, because that's what big strong tough men do, Mr. President.
Sequence of events:
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sequence of events:
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
Honestly? I dunno. It was earnest and it was heartfelt. But if it were me, and I had my biggest audience probably ever, I'd have saved the 18-minute, mostly-joke-free Free Speech TED Talk, spent a minute thanking everyone for their support, and then hammered Trump with Epstein stuff for the rest.
The first half of tonight's Jimmy Kimmel is up on YouTube, and what I've watched so far is good stuff.
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Honestly? I dunno. It was earnest and it was heartfelt. But if it were me, and I had my biggest audience probably ever, I'd have saved the 18-minute, mostly-joke-free Free Speech TED Talk, spent a minute thanking everyone for their support, and then hammered Trump with Epstein stuff for the rest.
There's something very quaint and adorable about the fact that after 40+ years, there are still conservatives and media outlets freaking out about Gwar.
The more things change...
The more things change...
September 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There's something very quaint and adorable about the fact that after 40+ years, there are still conservatives and media outlets freaking out about Gwar.
The more things change...
The more things change...
Dude, these Turning Point guys are weird. How, exactly, is it a miracle that the fatal bullet didn't come out the other side? Something isn't a miracle just cuz it's kinda freaky. And "another" miracle? What was the first miracle? Your boy's dead, bro.
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Dude, these Turning Point guys are weird. How, exactly, is it a miracle that the fatal bullet didn't come out the other side? Something isn't a miracle just cuz it's kinda freaky. And "another" miracle? What was the first miracle? Your boy's dead, bro.
As long as we're designating compound adjectives that describe a state of being to which some of us are opposed and yet must, on occasion, endure, as nouns that define a person who commits acts for which they could potentially be executed, I would like to designate "pants-wearing" as a war criminal.
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As long as we're designating compound adjectives that describe a state of being to which some of us are opposed and yet must, on occasion, endure, as nouns that define a person who commits acts for which they could potentially be executed, I would like to designate "pants-wearing" as a war criminal.
I don't often post the stories I report here, because even people IN the adult industry aren't always interested in, say, reading about the legal wrangling that occurs in a Jefferson City courthouse over age verification implementation dates.
But this is a fun one:
www.xbiz.com/news/292355/...
But this is a fun one:
www.xbiz.com/news/292355/...
French Telecoms Mogul Ignites AV Firestorm With Free VPN, Sarcastic Tweet
French billionaire Xavier Niel, founder of telecommunications giant Iliad S.A., ignited a heated debate this week when he appeared to admit that the no-cost VPN his Free Mobile wireless carrier has in...
www.xbiz.com
September 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don't often post the stories I report here, because even people IN the adult industry aren't always interested in, say, reading about the legal wrangling that occurs in a Jefferson City courthouse over age verification implementation dates.
But this is a fun one:
www.xbiz.com/news/292355/...
But this is a fun one:
www.xbiz.com/news/292355/...
The reverence that Republican men are displaying for a mediocre hack like Charlie Kirk can honestly only mean one thing:
Every single Republican man is gay.
Super duper gay.
Every single Republican man is gay.
Super duper gay.
September 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The reverence that Republican men are displaying for a mediocre hack like Charlie Kirk can honestly only mean one thing:
Every single Republican man is gay.
Super duper gay.
Every single Republican man is gay.
Super duper gay.
I never really got the right's Charlie Kirk worship, either before or after last week.
He was mediocre. None of his content, or his style, or his delivery, or his brand, was original, clever or funny. And there are original, clever, funny conservatives out there.
So why'd they pick this guy?
He was mediocre. None of his content, or his style, or his delivery, or his brand, was original, clever or funny. And there are original, clever, funny conservatives out there.
So why'd they pick this guy?
September 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I never really got the right's Charlie Kirk worship, either before or after last week.
He was mediocre. None of his content, or his style, or his delivery, or his brand, was original, clever or funny. And there are original, clever, funny conservatives out there.
So why'd they pick this guy?
He was mediocre. None of his content, or his style, or his delivery, or his brand, was original, clever or funny. And there are original, clever, funny conservatives out there.
So why'd they pick this guy?
You can't whine about the gay agenda and Critical Race Theory radicalizing your kids, and then claim that Tyler Robinson is a radicalized liberal because he's rebelling against his conservative upbringing.
But you should definitely hire a drag queen to babysit, just in case.
But you should definitely hire a drag queen to babysit, just in case.
September 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You can't whine about the gay agenda and Critical Race Theory radicalizing your kids, and then claim that Tyler Robinson is a radicalized liberal because he's rebelling against his conservative upbringing.
But you should definitely hire a drag queen to babysit, just in case.
But you should definitely hire a drag queen to babysit, just in case.
Everything else aside, having your dad narc on you has gotta be a real pain in the neck...
September 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Everything else aside, having your dad narc on you has gotta be a real pain in the neck...
I get it, bro. I too was radicalized into being a commie radical eco terrorist while I was attending a technical community college studying to be an electrician. Those places are hotbeds of subversive philosophical indoctrination.
Just ask my instructor, Fat Norm.
Just ask my instructor, Fat Norm.
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I get it, bro. I too was radicalized into being a commie radical eco terrorist while I was attending a technical community college studying to be an electrician. Those places are hotbeds of subversive philosophical indoctrination.
Just ask my instructor, Fat Norm.
Just ask my instructor, Fat Norm.
So who else came to Amsterdam early?
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So who else came to Amsterdam early?
The step-by-step guide to your progressive punk rock Facebook friend going full MAGA:
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June 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The step-by-step guide to your progressive punk rock Facebook friend going full MAGA:
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There is no "male loneliness epidemic."
There is definitely a "dudes with shitty personalities who can't make friends or get laid because no one wants to be near them" epidemic.
Fucking losers.
There is definitely a "dudes with shitty personalities who can't make friends or get laid because no one wants to be near them" epidemic.
Fucking losers.
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There is no "male loneliness epidemic."
There is definitely a "dudes with shitty personalities who can't make friends or get laid because no one wants to be near them" epidemic.
Fucking losers.
There is definitely a "dudes with shitty personalities who can't make friends or get laid because no one wants to be near them" epidemic.
Fucking losers.
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
Honestly, Stephen Miller may be the only human being on earth whose wife could credibly claim that banging Elon Musk would be a step up.
June 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Honestly, Stephen Miller may be the only human being on earth whose wife could credibly claim that banging Elon Musk would be a step up.
