Drew Fox
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Writer, comic, punk rock star.
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Toronto, ON/Hollywood, CA/Playa del Carmen, MX
Writer, comic, punk rock star.
Opinions are mine, except the ones I steal from smarter people.
News tips: drew@xbiz.com
https://www.xbiz.com/author/drew-fox
Toronto, ON/Hollywood, CA/Playa del Carmen, MX
Today I honour the brave men and women who fought and died for my right to make a living in the smut industry, and to publicly assert, free from consequence, that Pierre Poilievre definitely has sex with donkeys.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today I honour the brave men and women who fought and died for my right to make a living in the smut industry, and to publicly assert, free from consequence, that Pierre Poilievre definitely has sex with donkeys.
Sequence of events:
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sequence of events:
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self
2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement"
3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message
4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved"
Not suspicious at all...
There's something very quaint and adorable about the fact that after 40+ years, there are still conservatives and media outlets freaking out about Gwar.
The more things change...
The more things change...
September 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There's something very quaint and adorable about the fact that after 40+ years, there are still conservatives and media outlets freaking out about Gwar.
The more things change...
The more things change...
Dude, these Turning Point guys are weird. How, exactly, is it a miracle that the fatal bullet didn't come out the other side? Something isn't a miracle just cuz it's kinda freaky. And "another" miracle? What was the first miracle? Your boy's dead, bro.
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Dude, these Turning Point guys are weird. How, exactly, is it a miracle that the fatal bullet didn't come out the other side? Something isn't a miracle just cuz it's kinda freaky. And "another" miracle? What was the first miracle? Your boy's dead, bro.
Me in the national security team group chat (iykyk)
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me in the national security team group chat (iykyk)
I highly encourage everyone who supports Russia to go to the house next door to yours, annex their kitchen, and strangle their 6-year-old son.
When people object, just say "hey, forget about the kid, lemme keep the kitchen, and send half your savings to my pal Donny. Or you just don't want peace."
When people object, just say "hey, forget about the kid, lemme keep the kitchen, and send half your savings to my pal Donny. Or you just don't want peace."
March 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I highly encourage everyone who supports Russia to go to the house next door to yours, annex their kitchen, and strangle their 6-year-old son.
When people object, just say "hey, forget about the kid, lemme keep the kitchen, and send half your savings to my pal Donny. Or you just don't want peace."
When people object, just say "hey, forget about the kid, lemme keep the kitchen, and send half your savings to my pal Donny. Or you just don't want peace."
I fucking called this.
There was just no way they were gonna give him the satisfaction while he was still breathing.
There was just no way they were gonna give him the satisfaction while he was still breathing.
March 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I fucking called this.
There was just no way they were gonna give him the satisfaction while he was still breathing.
There was just no way they were gonna give him the satisfaction while he was still breathing.
Remember that episode of Succession where they brought in the homeless guy that they'd paid to tattoo Kendall's initials on his forehead cuz they were specifically written to be the worst people in the world?
(Also, it was a billion dollars, not a million)
(Also, it was a billion dollars, not a million)
February 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Remember that episode of Succession where they brought in the homeless guy that they'd paid to tattoo Kendall's initials on his forehead cuz they were specifically written to be the worst people in the world?
(Also, it was a billion dollars, not a million)
(Also, it was a billion dollars, not a million)
This is pretty funny - like they were marooned on a frigging ice floe.
They were diverted to St. John's, which is one of the most fun places on earth, even in February. Put on a coat and some mittens and go get fucking hammered and laid, you goddamn pussies. It's Newfoundland.
They were diverted to St. John's, which is one of the most fun places on earth, even in February. Put on a coat and some mittens and go get fucking hammered and laid, you goddamn pussies. It's Newfoundland.
February 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is pretty funny - like they were marooned on a frigging ice floe.
They were diverted to St. John's, which is one of the most fun places on earth, even in February. Put on a coat and some mittens and go get fucking hammered and laid, you goddamn pussies. It's Newfoundland.
They were diverted to St. John's, which is one of the most fun places on earth, even in February. Put on a coat and some mittens and go get fucking hammered and laid, you goddamn pussies. It's Newfoundland.
Elon Musk to garble nawdle mista blurg drago. Then, he plans to jimp horgo vazeek. Glurp zurp derp.
That's where we are now with this shit.
That's where we are now with this shit.
February 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Elon Musk to garble nawdle mista blurg drago. Then, he plans to jimp horgo vazeek. Glurp zurp derp.
That's where we are now with this shit.
That's where we are now with this shit.
Also, it kinda belies the whole "everything should be in one place" argument coming from someone with literally four bsky accounts...
February 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Also, it kinda belies the whole "everything should be in one place" argument coming from someone with literally four bsky accounts...
OH MY GOD! PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE ME ARE PRAYING! THEY'RE DOING IT PEACEFULLY IN A COUNTRY WHERE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS AN ENSHRINED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT! LOOK AT THEM — THEY'RE WEARING FUNNY HATS AND NOT BOTHERING ANYONE! WE BETTER GET THEM OUTTA HERE ASAP!!!!
February 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
OH MY GOD! PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE ME ARE PRAYING! THEY'RE DOING IT PEACEFULLY IN A COUNTRY WHERE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS AN ENSHRINED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT! LOOK AT THEM — THEY'RE WEARING FUNNY HATS AND NOT BOTHERING ANYONE! WE BETTER GET THEM OUTTA HERE ASAP!!!!
SOMEONE GET ME A RED FERRARI, STAT!
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
SOMEONE GET ME A RED FERRARI, STAT!
I am very, very, very, very, very good-looking.
January 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am very, very, very, very, very good-looking.
It feels like just about the right time for really stupid hats to make a comeback...
January 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It feels like just about the right time for really stupid hats to make a comeback...
Doing pajamas right.
January 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Doing pajamas right.
Laughing at this man's misfortune has been a highlight of my 2024.
No, I didn't exactly shine whilst I fulfilled a lifelong dream.
That's on me.
But having it happen while this legendarily galaxy-brained dolt laughed at me on national TV, well... let's just say my schadenfreude is well earned.
No, I didn't exactly shine whilst I fulfilled a lifelong dream.
That's on me.
But having it happen while this legendarily galaxy-brained dolt laughed at me on national TV, well... let's just say my schadenfreude is well earned.
January 2, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Laughing at this man's misfortune has been a highlight of my 2024.
No, I didn't exactly shine whilst I fulfilled a lifelong dream.
That's on me.
But having it happen while this legendarily galaxy-brained dolt laughed at me on national TV, well... let's just say my schadenfreude is well earned.
No, I didn't exactly shine whilst I fulfilled a lifelong dream.
That's on me.
But having it happen while this legendarily galaxy-brained dolt laughed at me on national TV, well... let's just say my schadenfreude is well earned.
I took pictures of this man. This myth. This demigod of the skies. I encourage you to spread the tale far and wide. Everyone in the world should know that this man — nay, this nearly angelic being — exists, and shares the area six miles above the planet's surface with us mere mortals.
December 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I took pictures of this man. This myth. This demigod of the skies. I encourage you to spread the tale far and wide. Everyone in the world should know that this man — nay, this nearly angelic being — exists, and shares the area six miles above the planet's surface with us mere mortals.
Also, I took a picture of the size of the space beneath your seats. It's actually larger than on most planes. Your personal item size restriction has ZERO to do with space, and everything to do with forcing people to pay a $70 fee for having any sort of personal item larger than a medium-sized purse
December 9, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Also, I took a picture of the size of the space beneath your seats. It's actually larger than on most planes. Your personal item size restriction has ZERO to do with space, and everything to do with forcing people to pay a $70 fee for having any sort of personal item larger than a medium-sized purse
This is how you get around paying $70 for a fucking backpack because the "personal item" size restrictions would barely allow you to bring a medium sized purse on board - just jam everything in your pockets or stuff it down your pants.
Fuck you, @flyflair.com. I win.
Fuck you, @flyflair.com. I win.
December 8, 2024 at 10:33 PM
This is how you get around paying $70 for a fucking backpack because the "personal item" size restrictions would barely allow you to bring a medium sized purse on board - just jam everything in your pockets or stuff it down your pants.
Fuck you, @flyflair.com. I win.
Fuck you, @flyflair.com. I win.
And people are really questioning why a verification service is a good idea??
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
And people are really questioning why a verification service is a good idea??
Hmm. I've worked for over 20 years in various capacities in the sex industry, but I've never actually been a sex worker.
I did, however, spend many years getting naked and performing on stage for thousands of people.
Don't think that counts, though...
I did, however, spend many years getting naked and performing on stage for thousands of people.
Don't think that counts, though...
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Hmm. I've worked for over 20 years in various capacities in the sex industry, but I've never actually been a sex worker.
I did, however, spend many years getting naked and performing on stage for thousands of people.
Don't think that counts, though...
I did, however, spend many years getting naked and performing on stage for thousands of people.
Don't think that counts, though...