Drakyn this sleigh all over town
@drakyn.bsky.social
Union Carpenter. Local Landmark. Stories about me are probably true but I tell them better.
My local bar is currently hosting a company of Black revolutionary war re-enactors so I'm currently feeling patriotic as hell
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My local bar is currently hosting a company of Black revolutionary war re-enactors so I'm currently feeling patriotic as hell
Journeyman: You're making foreman rate right?
Me: I'm shoppie, I can't be foreman
J: Yeah, but he's gone and you're running 2 crews
Me: I'm not sure that.
Entire crew: DEMAND FOREMAN RATE
Me: I'm shoppie, I can't be foreman
J: Yeah, but he's gone and you're running 2 crews
Me: I'm not sure that.
Entire crew: DEMAND FOREMAN RATE
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Journeyman: You're making foreman rate right?
Me: I'm shoppie, I can't be foreman
J: Yeah, but he's gone and you're running 2 crews
Me: I'm not sure that.
Entire crew: DEMAND FOREMAN RATE
Me: I'm shoppie, I can't be foreman
J: Yeah, but he's gone and you're running 2 crews
Me: I'm not sure that.
Entire crew: DEMAND FOREMAN RATE
Took my kid and her friend to a Cat Film Festival thinking it would be goofy pet videos but then a movie about a Italian WWII survivor started talking about who would care for her 250 cats while she has open heart surgery and Oh Nooooo
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Took my kid and her friend to a Cat Film Festival thinking it would be goofy pet videos but then a movie about a Italian WWII survivor started talking about who would care for her 250 cats while she has open heart surgery and Oh Nooooo
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
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Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
August 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching the neighbors' kid while they catch a relatives show.
My self-image that I'm a benevolent dirtbag, frivolous and goofy, is due for a reckoning. Apparently I'm what pops into peoples minds when they need a "Dad"
My self-image that I'm a benevolent dirtbag, frivolous and goofy, is due for a reckoning. Apparently I'm what pops into peoples minds when they need a "Dad"
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Watching the neighbors' kid while they catch a relatives show.
My self-image that I'm a benevolent dirtbag, frivolous and goofy, is due for a reckoning. Apparently I'm what pops into peoples minds when they need a "Dad"
My self-image that I'm a benevolent dirtbag, frivolous and goofy, is due for a reckoning. Apparently I'm what pops into peoples minds when they need a "Dad"
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That’s not how you use it Godzilla
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
That’s not how you use it Godzilla
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
Had the realization today that my toddler is very popular and so I and my are popular-by-proxy and that requires a whole skillset neither of us have ever used before
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Had the realization today that my toddler is very popular and so I and my are popular-by-proxy and that requires a whole skillset neither of us have ever used before
All the super conservative guys on my job are PISSED about Minneapolis/Venezuela/Greenland/Epstein. Feels like we're actually approaching an inflection point
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 AM
All the super conservative guys on my job are PISSED about Minneapolis/Venezuela/Greenland/Epstein. Feels like we're actually approaching an inflection point
Coworker: There are secret sex trafficking tunnels under Hollywood! 2 different survivors said so. That proves it!
Me: *exhales* Let me tell you about the wonder known as "Bigfoot"
Me: *exhales* Let me tell you about the wonder known as "Bigfoot"
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Coworker: There are secret sex trafficking tunnels under Hollywood! 2 different survivors said so. That proves it!
Me: *exhales* Let me tell you about the wonder known as "Bigfoot"
Me: *exhales* Let me tell you about the wonder known as "Bigfoot"
What did the elephant wear to the beach?
A Zoo-kini!
A Zoo-kini!
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What did the elephant wear to the beach?
A Zoo-kini!
A Zoo-kini!
Being a terrible influence and getting 2 other families to bring their gremlins to Buffalo Wild Wings for gameday and app-dinner
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Being a terrible influence and getting 2 other families to bring their gremlins to Buffalo Wild Wings for gameday and app-dinner
Bar conspiracist: I was watching this video by an Amish farmer on tiktok-
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna need to stop you there
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna need to stop you there
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Bar conspiracist: I was watching this video by an Amish farmer on tiktok-
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna need to stop you there
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna need to stop you there
Was doing crafts with kid's bestie and her dad and was just "Hey, as long as we're out you wanna go grocery shopping?" And damn if that isnt a way to make errands more enjoyable
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Was doing crafts with kid's bestie and her dad and was just "Hey, as long as we're out you wanna go grocery shopping?" And damn if that isnt a way to make errands more enjoyable
One of the librarians referred to my child fondly as "The kid who is always here" and I am honestly flummoxed as to what other families do all day?
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
One of the librarians referred to my child fondly as "The kid who is always here" and I am honestly flummoxed as to what other families do all day?
Chili Mac Stuffed Peppers
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Chili Mac Stuffed Peppers
I don't understand why we're still arguing about how to pronounce Godot's name. When he gets here we'll ask him
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't understand why we're still arguing about how to pronounce Godot's name. When he gets here we'll ask him
Almost forgot that I bought pickled ginger on the hunch that it would be good for jumpstarting the goof's appetite after she gets a sour stomach
It's a hit! I am the dumbest genius to ever live
It's a hit! I am the dumbest genius to ever live
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Almost forgot that I bought pickled ginger on the hunch that it would be good for jumpstarting the goof's appetite after she gets a sour stomach
It's a hit! I am the dumbest genius to ever live
It's a hit! I am the dumbest genius to ever live
I didn't know that you could get the flu twice in 2 weeks children are just little miracles aren't they?
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I didn't know that you could get the flu twice in 2 weeks children are just little miracles aren't they?
The lady next to me getting texted "Grandma, Mom and Dad are drunk. Will you buy us fireworks?" is why I'll never stop going to the bar and talking to randos for Eagles games
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The lady next to me getting texted "Grandma, Mom and Dad are drunk. Will you buy us fireworks?" is why I'll never stop going to the bar and talking to randos for Eagles games
The regular finally realized he's been scammed out of everything he has. Of course he's mostly mad at his bank and not the scammer for some reason.
He's not really a good person, but it's still awful that he's going through this. I'm a little worried about how numb he seems to everything
He's not really a good person, but it's still awful that he's going through this. I'm a little worried about how numb he seems to everything
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The regular finally realized he's been scammed out of everything he has. Of course he's mostly mad at his bank and not the scammer for some reason.
He's not really a good person, but it's still awful that he's going through this. I'm a little worried about how numb he seems to everything
He's not really a good person, but it's still awful that he's going through this. I'm a little worried about how numb he seems to everything
Is Geese just white boy Tibetan throat singing?
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Is Geese just white boy Tibetan throat singing?
Xmas with a toddler is challenging
A toddler with the flu is vexing
But true hell is the post-flu/post-holiday 3yo screen detox
A toddler with the flu is vexing
But true hell is the post-flu/post-holiday 3yo screen detox
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Xmas with a toddler is challenging
A toddler with the flu is vexing
But true hell is the post-flu/post-holiday 3yo screen detox
A toddler with the flu is vexing
But true hell is the post-flu/post-holiday 3yo screen detox