DragonWitchAri
@dragonwitchari.bsky.social
Ariel/Ari || they/she || 30 ||
certified animal maintenance and repair technician, I have many pets
certified animal maintenance and repair technician, I have many pets
To think, this time last year, I was about to smoke the fattest blunt I've ever seen in person
January 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
To think, this time last year, I was about to smoke the fattest blunt I've ever seen in person
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in honor of @estrogenempress.gay, please enjoy the oral history of the Folgers incest ad
“You’re My Present This Year”: An Oral History of the Folgers Incest Ad
The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
www.gq.com
December 23, 2023 at 4:24 AM
in honor of @estrogenempress.gay, please enjoy the oral history of the Folgers incest ad
Cooking while stoned feels like it was animated by Hayao Miyazaki
December 13, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Cooking while stoned feels like it was animated by Hayao Miyazaki
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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When you eat a Tootsie Roll, you may be eating 120 year-old candy. It's perfectly safe; they use a process where leftovers from each day's batch are mixed into the next day's, and have been since 1896. So in every candy there may be some microscopic amount from before the invention of the airplane:
November 17, 2023 at 10:59 PM
When you eat a Tootsie Roll, you may be eating 120 year-old candy. It's perfectly safe; they use a process where leftovers from each day's batch are mixed into the next day's, and have been since 1896. So in every candy there may be some microscopic amount from before the invention of the airplane:
Every holiday season I have to remind my family I don't eat turkey or pork and while my mom is accommodating, she always makes me feel like a burden, and I don't know how much of that is just me internalizing and projecting
November 19, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Every holiday season I have to remind my family I don't eat turkey or pork and while my mom is accommodating, she always makes me feel like a burden, and I don't know how much of that is just me internalizing and projecting
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one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
November 9, 2023 at 8:03 PM
one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
You can tell when I've been stoned just looking thru my camera roll bc I just take so many pictures of my cats
November 9, 2023 at 2:56 PM
You can tell when I've been stoned just looking thru my camera roll bc I just take so many pictures of my cats
Look at this cute motherfucker
November 9, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Look at this cute motherfucker
Didn't realize Elemental was a story of first generation immigrants
November 9, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Didn't realize Elemental was a story of first generation immigrants
I've been working on rebuilding good habits and self discipline for the last three months, taking baby steps the whole way, and it's only just now really starting to take hold
November 6, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I've been working on rebuilding good habits and self discipline for the last three months, taking baby steps the whole way, and it's only just now really starting to take hold
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I hate living paycheck to paycheck. I'm getting paid tomorrow and I've already spent all the money I'm getting before I even get it
November 2, 2023 at 3:25 PM
I hate living paycheck to paycheck. I'm getting paid tomorrow and I've already spent all the money I'm getting before I even get it
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Omfg OtGW when Greg is desperately trying to stay positive despite the Beast's provocations is genuinely distressing, like it really shows how he puts up a fight until he's literally freezing to death and is physically giving up
November 1, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Omfg OtGW when Greg is desperately trying to stay positive despite the Beast's provocations is genuinely distressing, like it really shows how he puts up a fight until he's literally freezing to death and is physically giving up
Omg I can't tell you how much I appreciate this bag of candy for separating its mint option from the others to prevent spreading the mint flavor
I fucking hate mint tainted food
I fucking hate mint tainted food
November 1, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Omg I can't tell you how much I appreciate this bag of candy for separating its mint option from the others to prevent spreading the mint flavor
I fucking hate mint tainted food
I fucking hate mint tainted food
Literally this headset is one of the best things I've ever gotten
October 28, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Literally this headset is one of the best things I've ever gotten
Making French onion soup, wore goggles so I wouldn't cry, worked ok!
October 26, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Making French onion soup, wore goggles so I wouldn't cry, worked ok!
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We were supposed to start work on past trauma in therapy today but instead we talked about Bluey and our cats (it was a good and productive session)
October 26, 2023 at 7:50 PM
We were supposed to start work on past trauma in therapy today but instead we talked about Bluey and our cats (it was a good and productive session)
A Poltergeist would have to try SO HARD to actually get noticed in our house bc:
- 100 yr old creaky house
- 3 mischievous cats
- 2 unobservant and forgetful humans (one of which is also a stoner)
- bats already live in our walls and attic
- 100 yr old creaky house
- 3 mischievous cats
- 2 unobservant and forgetful humans (one of which is also a stoner)
- bats already live in our walls and attic
October 25, 2023 at 12:03 PM
A Poltergeist would have to try SO HARD to actually get noticed in our house bc:
- 100 yr old creaky house
- 3 mischievous cats
- 2 unobservant and forgetful humans (one of which is also a stoner)
- bats already live in our walls and attic
- 100 yr old creaky house
- 3 mischievous cats
- 2 unobservant and forgetful humans (one of which is also a stoner)
- bats already live in our walls and attic
Whenever I smoke a joint it leaves this weird licorice after taste in my mouth
October 23, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Whenever I smoke a joint it leaves this weird licorice after taste in my mouth
Omfg the Tumblr reference in Bojack Horseman dates it fucking instantly
October 22, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Omfg the Tumblr reference in Bojack Horseman dates it fucking instantly
Daisy looks like a lucky cat figure
October 21, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Daisy looks like a lucky cat figure
These last two episodes of ofmd gave me fuckin whiplash
October 20, 2023 at 2:18 AM
These last two episodes of ofmd gave me fuckin whiplash