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hang on what exactly are her jurisdictions if she's QUEEN Latifah but only the PRINCESS of the posse
February 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
hang on what exactly are her jurisdictions if she's QUEEN Latifah but only the PRINCESS of the posse
do yall think Mr. Potato Head asks Mrs. Potato Head "who's your tattie"
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
do yall think Mr. Potato Head asks Mrs. Potato Head "who's your tattie"
hand job. got it
February 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
hand job. got it
these are the times that steam men's hams
February 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
these are the times that steam men's hams
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Little known fact: I’m a girl who thinks of ghosts, I’ll make ya breakfast, I’ll make you toast
February 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Little known fact: I’m a girl who thinks of ghosts, I’ll make ya breakfast, I’ll make you toast
it has just come to my attention that every time in my life someone has mentioned Mick Hucknall, I have pictured David St. Hubbins. I apologize for any confusion caused
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it has just come to my attention that every time in my life someone has mentioned Mick Hucknall, I have pictured David St. Hubbins. I apologize for any confusion caused
Privacy is my middle name, and yes my first name IS Baby, after Saint Baby of Padua
January 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Privacy is my middle name, and yes my first name IS Baby, after Saint Baby of Padua
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flannel draped over your legs like grunge FDR
January 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
flannel draped over your legs like grunge FDR
boy there's just really no dignified way to eat a string cheese, is there
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
boy there's just really no dignified way to eat a string cheese, is there
just laughed until I shook at this Muppets Tonight sketch (I mean I'm always shaking a little these days, but this time in a good way) m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVR-...
Muppets Tonight: When Harry Met Sally Screen Test
YouTube video by Muppet Songs
m.youtube.com
January 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
just laughed until I shook at this Muppets Tonight sketch (I mean I'm always shaking a little these days, but this time in a good way) m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVR-...
work buddy: "does it seem like this elevator might not be safe to get on? I mean it's this or climb eight flights of stairs"
me: "well, if it isn't, I'm going to die the way I lived: not climbing eight flights of stairs"
me: "well, if it isn't, I'm going to die the way I lived: not climbing eight flights of stairs"
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
work buddy: "does it seem like this elevator might not be safe to get on? I mean it's this or climb eight flights of stairs"
me: "well, if it isn't, I'm going to die the way I lived: not climbing eight flights of stairs"
me: "well, if it isn't, I'm going to die the way I lived: not climbing eight flights of stairs"
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too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread
...it's about menopause and it will TERRIFY you 👍
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
...it's about menopause and it will TERRIFY you 👍
Wrapping Christmas gifts to mail this week. Can't believe I didn't plan better* 😔
* leave my Christmas songs in my MP3 player so I could listen to The Bells of Dublin while wrapping
* leave my Christmas songs in my MP3 player so I could listen to The Bells of Dublin while wrapping
January 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Wrapping Christmas gifts to mail this week. Can't believe I didn't plan better* 😔
* leave my Christmas songs in my MP3 player so I could listen to The Bells of Dublin while wrapping
* leave my Christmas songs in my MP3 player so I could listen to The Bells of Dublin while wrapping
well, now i need to know the equivalent of "Bumfuck, Nowhere" in EVERY language
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
well, now i need to know the equivalent of "Bumfuck, Nowhere" in EVERY language
breaking a nail and glaring at my vitamin/collagen supplements for falling down on the job #PerfectlyNormalResponsesToThings
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
breaking a nail and glaring at my vitamin/collagen supplements for falling down on the job #PerfectlyNormalResponsesToThings
this is really going to revolutionize my musically-narrating-my-life game (previously limited to activities with three syllables so I could fit them into "Thrift Shop" or "It's No Good" or occasionally "Goldfinger")
January 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
this is really going to revolutionize my musically-narrating-my-life game (previously limited to activities with three syllables so I could fit them into "Thrift Shop" or "It's No Good" or occasionally "Goldfinger")
current self-created life soundtrack: "scramble these eggs" to the tune of "Unbreak My Heart"
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
current self-created life soundtrack: "scramble these eggs" to the tune of "Unbreak My Heart"
Thought I'd do an actual reading journal this year, mainly so I can tell people WHY I liked or disliked something if I'm asked rather than just "IDK, got bad vibes when you said the name 🤷♀️"
January 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thought I'd do an actual reading journal this year, mainly so I can tell people WHY I liked or disliked something if I'm asked rather than just "IDK, got bad vibes when you said the name 🤷♀️"
nurse yesterday: "I just want to monitor you for a couple of minutes to make sure you're not going to pass out."
me: "oh, no, I'm always this color. I swear I do have circulation"
me: "oh, no, I'm always this color. I swear I do have circulation"
January 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
nurse yesterday: "I just want to monitor you for a couple of minutes to make sure you're not going to pass out."
me: "oh, no, I'm always this color. I swear I do have circulation"
me: "oh, no, I'm always this color. I swear I do have circulation"
on the plus side, I bet Volkswagen is pretty excited not to be the #1 car brand people associate with Nazis anymore
January 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
on the plus side, I bet Volkswagen is pretty excited not to be the #1 car brand people associate with Nazis anymore
don't get me wrong, my warped Southern vocal cords make it very difficult to reproduce your Northern sounds. my true name is a gargling sound that would drive a Northerner to madness merely to hear
January 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
don't get me wrong, my warped Southern vocal cords make it very difficult to reproduce your Northern sounds. my true name is a gargling sound that would drive a Northerner to madness merely to hear
today someone said to me "oh, how come you don't have a Southern accent? I didn't know you could get rid of those." ma'am it's an accent, not bedbugs
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
today someone said to me "oh, how come you don't have a Southern accent? I didn't know you could get rid of those." ma'am it's an accent, not bedbugs