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Douglas Romare
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professional latibulator | he/him
Serving Mother (Teresa)
May 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.

Ended up with tequila mockingbird
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
For all intensive purposes, I will NOT be calling it “intents and purposes” 😡😡
January 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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turn bagels into pizza
this is my snack report
in the morning, in the evening
don't give a fuck what time I am feeding
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
November 15, 2024 at 12:25 PM