Douglas Wayne Ricketts
@douglasricketts.bsky.social
I do things! Sometimes music or comedy is involved. Your mileage may vary.
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Imagine if the Senate was fair. California’s two votes would equal 38 million people and Montana’s would equal 587k. We’d have hydro-wind powered laptops and healthcare for all or something.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Imagine if the Senate was fair. California’s two votes would equal 38 million people and Montana’s would equal 587k. We’d have hydro-wind powered laptops and healthcare for all or something.
And we HAVE to eradicate the Electoral College. Not only is it antithetical to the one-person one-vote system we pretend to admire, it has given the loser of the popular vote the job of president twice in our lifetimes. W in 2000 and Trump in 2016.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
And we HAVE to eradicate the Electoral College. Not only is it antithetical to the one-person one-vote system we pretend to admire, it has given the loser of the popular vote the job of president twice in our lifetimes. W in 2000 and Trump in 2016.
The balance of power in the Senate is completely out of control. California's 39 million people have the same two-vote power in the Senate as Wyoming's 587k. That dog doesn't fuckin' hunt.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The balance of power in the Senate is completely out of control. California's 39 million people have the same two-vote power in the Senate as Wyoming's 587k. That dog doesn't fuckin' hunt.
Fuck Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois
Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Sen. Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois
Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Sen. Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Fuck Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois
Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Sen. Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois
Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Sen. Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
From Politico…
None are up for reelection in 2026.
Now we know who they are.
None are up for reelection in 2026.
Now we know who they are.
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
From Politico…
None are up for reelection in 2026.
Now we know who they are.
None are up for reelection in 2026.
Now we know who they are.
John Oliver reminding us that Al Sharpton "baptized" New York's Eric Adams in a jail is ... something.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
John Oliver reminding us that Al Sharpton "baptized" New York's Eric Adams in a jail is ... something.
Convicted sex offender who raped children "happier" at minimum security prison. Isn't that nice for her!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at minimum-security Texas facility
Maxwell, a convicted sex offender connected to Jeffrey Epstein, was moved to a less restrictive federal prison this summer. Congress is investigating allegations of special treatment.
www.nbcnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Convicted sex offender who raped children "happier" at minimum security prison. Isn't that nice for her!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
People keep telling me Melania knows five languages but all I ever hear is Slovenian and broken English.
Although to be fair, it can’t be that hard to learn “NO KISSING! $10 EXTRA TO FINISH INSIDE!” five different ways.
Although to be fair, it can’t be that hard to learn “NO KISSING! $10 EXTRA TO FINISH INSIDE!” five different ways.
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
People keep telling me Melania knows five languages but all I ever hear is Slovenian and broken English.
Although to be fair, it can’t be that hard to learn “NO KISSING! $10 EXTRA TO FINISH INSIDE!” five different ways.
Although to be fair, it can’t be that hard to learn “NO KISSING! $10 EXTRA TO FINISH INSIDE!” five different ways.
This is a real image from the White House. Oz is stating obesity and dementia are linked. Look at Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is a real image from the White House. Oz is stating obesity and dementia are linked. Look at Trump.
They printed it in gold ink on standard 8x11" paper. 😳
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
They printed it in gold ink on standard 8x11" paper. 😳
Trump: THEY say it's because I wasn't on the ballot that we lost!
"THEY" are sycophants who are trying to keep Baron Von ShitzInPants from realizing he's killing the GOP.
"THEY" are sycophants who are trying to keep Baron Von ShitzInPants from realizing he's killing the GOP.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump: THEY say it's because I wasn't on the ballot that we lost!
"THEY" are sycophants who are trying to keep Baron Von ShitzInPants from realizing he's killing the GOP.
"THEY" are sycophants who are trying to keep Baron Von ShitzInPants from realizing he's killing the GOP.
Honestly, nightly news programs need to just stop reporting on the big numbers from Wall Street. It’s all speculation and doesn’t affect 90% of their viewers. It would be like having a nightly report on which MST3K episode was on Pluto.tv at the moment and where it ranked on a scale of 1-10.
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Honestly, nightly news programs need to just stop reporting on the big numbers from Wall Street. It’s all speculation and doesn’t affect 90% of their viewers. It would be like having a nightly report on which MST3K episode was on Pluto.tv at the moment and where it ranked on a scale of 1-10.
Is this so Dementia Don doesn't get lost?
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is this so Dementia Don doesn't get lost?
Last night's blowout is making me really question 2024. Do we even do simple audits, like counting the number of people who voted then matching it up with actual votes tallied?
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Last night's blowout is making me really question 2024. Do we even do simple audits, like counting the number of people who voted then matching it up with actual votes tallied?
Reality: Trump faces massive defeat
Trump: MY MUSHROOM IS THE GREATEST!
Trump: MY MUSHROOM IS THE GREATEST!
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reality: Trump faces massive defeat
Trump: MY MUSHROOM IS THE GREATEST!
Trump: MY MUSHROOM IS THE GREATEST!
I think we're winning. I hope so.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think we're winning. I hope so.
What he said (wrote)
If anyone needed another reminder of how deeply unpopular the Trump-MAGA Republican agenda is, tonight was the night.
But we cannot relent and we cannot become complacent.
The midterms are right around the corner.
But we cannot relent and we cannot become complacent.
The midterms are right around the corner.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What he said (wrote)
Friendly reminder: When Hitler lost for reals, a lot of people who supporter him suicided. So I hope y'all are ready for that. This election night is just a bellweather.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Friendly reminder: When Hitler lost for reals, a lot of people who supporter him suicided. So I hope y'all are ready for that. This election night is just a bellweather.
No matter what he says, this is a referendum on Trump and the GOP lackeys who lick his deformed mushroom.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
No matter what he says, this is a referendum on Trump and the GOP lackeys who lick his deformed mushroom.
Trump, four years ago: BIDEN JUST DID WHAT HUNTER SAID!
Trump, Sunday: MY BOYS WHO ARE INTO CRYPTO SAID I SHOULD PARDON THIS GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW SO I DID IT
Trump, Sunday: MY BOYS WHO ARE INTO CRYPTO SAID I SHOULD PARDON THIS GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW SO I DID IT
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Trump, four years ago: BIDEN JUST DID WHAT HUNTER SAID!
Trump, Sunday: MY BOYS WHO ARE INTO CRYPTO SAID I SHOULD PARDON THIS GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW SO I DID IT
Trump, Sunday: MY BOYS WHO ARE INTO CRYPTO SAID I SHOULD PARDON THIS GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW SO I DID IT
I've heard AOC speak in Spanish. Her voice is about half an octave lower when she does so. I'm not mad but it's a sticking point for MAGA.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I've heard AOC speak in Spanish. Her voice is about half an octave lower when she does so. I'm not mad but it's a sticking point for MAGA.
Just waiting for all the MAGAts I've been recently "debating" to eat crow about their claims regarding today's elections. I'm sure they're just taking their time and composing the best messages they can send to me. 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just waiting for all the MAGAts I've been recently "debating" to eat crow about their claims regarding today's elections. I'm sure they're just taking their time and composing the best messages they can send to me. 🤣
From Dick Cheney dying to Mamdani becoming mayor. Quite a day so far!
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
From Dick Cheney dying to Mamdani becoming mayor. Quite a day so far!