Douglas Wayne Ricketts
@douglasricketts.bsky.social
I do things! Sometimes music or comedy is involved. Your mileage may vary.
www.douglaswaynericketts.com
www.douglaswaynericketts.com
So, felching (something RFK Jr was into with Nuzzi) involves licking sperm out of someone's ass. You're welcome.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So, felching (something RFK Jr was into with Nuzzi) involves licking sperm out of someone's ass. You're welcome.
Cheryl Hines just learned along with the rest of us that RKF Jr is into felching (based on his texts to journalist Olivia Nuzzi). And if Cheryl's also into it? EWWWW.
Do NOT Google the term at work. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 🤮
Do NOT Google the term at work. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 🤮
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Cheryl Hines just learned along with the rest of us that RKF Jr is into felching (based on his texts to journalist Olivia Nuzzi). And if Cheryl's also into it? EWWWW.
Do NOT Google the term at work. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 🤮
Do NOT Google the term at work. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 🤮
Based on the lack of grammatical skills I encounter when I "debate" pro-Trumpers online? I am NOT surprised.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Based on the lack of grammatical skills I encounter when I "debate" pro-Trumpers online? I am NOT surprised.
Oops, bad phishing email formatting, comrade. No potato for you, you take rancid turnip at end of day.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oops, bad phishing email formatting, comrade. No potato for you, you take rancid turnip at end of day.
REPORT: Day two of frozen grapes as ice for my tea.
DELIGHTFUL!
DELIGHTFUL!
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
REPORT: Day two of frozen grapes as ice for my tea.
DELIGHTFUL!
DELIGHTFUL!
Mamdani needs to be very wary of any food offered to him. I would not put it past Trump to try the polonium tea trick.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mamdani needs to be very wary of any food offered to him. I would not put it past Trump to try the polonium tea trick.
Not a trans person. Not a homosexual. And the mother of one potential victim recognized him "from church."
www.wrdw.com/2025/11/19/g...
www.wrdw.com/2025/11/19/g...
Ga. man sentenced for attempting to sell teen on the dark web
A Georgia man was sentenced to life in prison to serve 50 years, after he pleaded guilty Tuesday to a number of child sex crimes.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Not a trans person. Not a homosexual. And the mother of one potential victim recognized him "from church."
www.wrdw.com/2025/11/19/g...
www.wrdw.com/2025/11/19/g...
Was asking my lady advice for marketing my narration voice. My mistake was asking her when she was trying to watch the new Ken Burns doc.
Me: I have a ton of feedback on my radio voice, but how would you describe my natural speaking voice?
Her: "ANNOYING!" 😆😆😆
Me: I have a ton of feedback on my radio voice, but how would you describe my natural speaking voice?
Her: "ANNOYING!" 😆😆😆
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Was asking my lady advice for marketing my narration voice. My mistake was asking her when she was trying to watch the new Ken Burns doc.
Me: I have a ton of feedback on my radio voice, but how would you describe my natural speaking voice?
Her: "ANNOYING!" 😆😆😆
Me: I have a ton of feedback on my radio voice, but how would you describe my natural speaking voice?
Her: "ANNOYING!" 😆😆😆
If you are active duty and suspect that you have received unlawful orders, the GI Rights Hotline is 1-877-447-4487
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If you are active duty and suspect that you have received unlawful orders, the GI Rights Hotline is 1-877-447-4487
Our species is so sexist, we call a lady's halting reproduction MEN'll pause.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Our species is so sexist, we call a lady's halting reproduction MEN'll pause.
This is "hateful speech" on LinkedIn
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is "hateful speech" on LinkedIn
Many years ago I started then floated away from a writing series called "How to Be an Ass." It was about horrible people I encountered from week to week. I think it might become my first self-written audiobook, we shall see.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Many years ago I started then floated away from a writing series called "How to Be an Ass." It was about horrible people I encountered from week to week. I think it might become my first self-written audiobook, we shall see.
I almost want them to install a theocratic state, if nothing else but to enjoy watching them slaughter each other over which denomination is the “right” one.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I almost want them to install a theocratic state, if nothing else but to enjoy watching them slaughter each other over which denomination is the “right” one.
MAGA hates "quiet, piggy." Do with that what you will.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
MAGA hates "quiet, piggy." Do with that what you will.
This applies. It is rare when I acknowledge this is part of me. My good friend Tyson wrote most of it. Make a note of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gK...
Don't Let Them Win
YouTube video by suture - Topic
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November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This applies. It is rare when I acknowledge this is part of me. My good friend Tyson wrote most of it. Make a note of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gK...
Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation
YouTube video by JanetJacksonVEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You know, I used to do front-flips to impress girls when I was in high school. Now I'd break my neck and/or wrists. 😁
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You know, I used to do front-flips to impress girls when I was in high school. Now I'd break my neck and/or wrists. 😁
Never forget that fucking scumbag Mitch McConnell outright stole two seats for Trump. One from Obama and one from Biden.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Never forget that fucking scumbag Mitch McConnell outright stole two seats for Trump. One from Obama and one from Biden.
I AM DOING THIS AT THE EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY! This is what the internet is good for.
Toaster shells:
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Toaster shells:
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2.9M views · 5K reactions | I learned this in Mexico
This original video was produced by Network Media LLC Productions, Rick Lax and Jennie Carroll | Home Hacks & Easy Snacks
I learned this in Mexico
This original video was produced by Network Media LLC Productions, Rick Lax and Jennie Carroll
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November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I AM DOING THIS AT THE EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY! This is what the internet is good for.
Toaster shells:
www.facebook.com/reel/1178468...
Toaster shells:
www.facebook.com/reel/1178468...
Narrated by yours truly!
"Invisible Strings Pulling the Nation’s Decisions" by Adalee Acevedo (2025)
"Invisible Strings Pulling the Nation’s Decisions" by Adalee Acevedo (2025)
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Narrated by yours truly!
"Invisible Strings Pulling the Nation’s Decisions" by Adalee Acevedo (2025)
"Invisible Strings Pulling the Nation’s Decisions" by Adalee Acevedo (2025)
Friendly reminder to gun nuts... we can shoot straight as well. We just don't make being able to do so our entire personality.
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Friendly reminder to gun nuts... we can shoot straight as well. We just don't make being able to do so our entire personality.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in a nice hot bath for the next hour. I need a soak. The world is stressing me out.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If anyone needs me, I'll be in a nice hot bath for the next hour. I need a soak. The world is stressing me out.