Dotun Olusoga
@dotun.bsky.social
Product Manager by day.
Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
People who date aggressively or as they say “with intention” actually terrify me.
Folks just out here interacting with ppl while running them against literal checklists in their minds as they speak…..of course they won’t be themselves, they’re too busy trying to pass the test.
Folks just out here interacting with ppl while running them against literal checklists in their minds as they speak…..of course they won’t be themselves, they’re too busy trying to pass the test.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
People who date aggressively or as they say “with intention” actually terrify me.
Folks just out here interacting with ppl while running them against literal checklists in their minds as they speak…..of course they won’t be themselves, they’re too busy trying to pass the test.
Folks just out here interacting with ppl while running them against literal checklists in their minds as they speak…..of course they won’t be themselves, they’re too busy trying to pass the test.
Pastor…. @solomonmissouri.bsky.social
Jayme Lawson at ‘The Running Man’ premiere in New York. 📸
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pastor…. @solomonmissouri.bsky.social
I don’t even do 30yr mortgages and this dumbass is advocating 50yr mortgages.
SMH.
SMH.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don’t even do 30yr mortgages and this dumbass is advocating 50yr mortgages.
SMH.
SMH.
So basically just rent in a suit.
When are we going to start talking about how this man is clinically insane and in control of the nuclear codes?
When are we going to start talking about how this man is clinically insane and in control of the nuclear codes?
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
So basically just rent in a suit.
When are we going to start talking about how this man is clinically insane and in control of the nuclear codes?
When are we going to start talking about how this man is clinically insane and in control of the nuclear codes?
Chocolate is only great in one form. Liquid!
Chocolate Candy is good, and cake barely tolerable.
Chocolate Candy is good, and cake barely tolerable.
Chocolate ice cream is HELL. It’s disgusting
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Chocolate is only great in one form. Liquid!
Chocolate Candy is good, and cake barely tolerable.
Chocolate Candy is good, and cake barely tolerable.
They SCARED scared
Checking in on how a focus on "personal liberties and free markets" is going at the Washington Post.
Generalissimo Zohran Mamdani? Oh OK.
Generalissimo Zohran Mamdani? Oh OK.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They SCARED scared
Notice how even the Dads who feigned disgust smiled after the kiss?
Kiss and hug your Dads. They need it more than you know.
Kiss and hug your Dads. They need it more than you know.
Did you kiss your dad today?
How about did you call him?
If he’s a great dad, don’t forget ..
Some aren’t as lucky as you. 🥹
How about did you call him?
If he’s a great dad, don’t forget ..
Some aren’t as lucky as you. 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Notice how even the Dads who feigned disgust smiled after the kiss?
Kiss and hug your Dads. They need it more than you know.
Kiss and hug your Dads. They need it more than you know.
One of the wildest things about adulthood is the price of highend kitchen knives
$1200 for a set of Wusthof knives?!?
$1200 for a set of Wusthof knives?!?
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
One of the wildest things about adulthood is the price of highend kitchen knives
$1200 for a set of Wusthof knives?!?
$1200 for a set of Wusthof knives?!?
So much sucking…….so little dick….
Duffy: "Can I make one other point about POTUS before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine"
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So much sucking…….so little dick….
Promise???
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Promise???
Where is the Tesla trillion going to come from?
Stop buying the shitty cars.
Stop buying the shitty cars.
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Where is the Tesla trillion going to come from?
Stop buying the shitty cars.
Stop buying the shitty cars.
I fall asleep the second I sit down (this might be a
commentary on my overall exhaustedness).
I can’t remember the last time I was awake to see the plane liftoff.
commentary on my overall exhaustedness).
I can’t remember the last time I was awake to see the plane liftoff.
People who can sleep on airplanes, salute. I don't care how long the flight is, I can't do it
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I fall asleep the second I sit down (this might be a
commentary on my overall exhaustedness).
I can’t remember the last time I was awake to see the plane liftoff.
commentary on my overall exhaustedness).
I can’t remember the last time I was awake to see the plane liftoff.
Schrödinger’s Sandwich
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Schrödinger’s Sandwich
Case Study: Target.
it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic
I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Case Study: Target.
If you have to ask…..there’s your answer right there
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you have to ask…..there’s your answer right there
I dare you to try this in Atlanta
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I dare you to try this in Atlanta
Does Mayor Mary have a man to help make sure the tears don’t ruin her makeup? Make her tea, run her a bubble bath and rub her feet after a long day of helping the good people of Detroit?
Asking for a friend!
Asking for a friend!
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Does Mayor Mary have a man to help make sure the tears don’t ruin her makeup? Make her tea, run her a bubble bath and rub her feet after a long day of helping the good people of Detroit?
Asking for a friend!
Asking for a friend!
Reposted by Dotun Olusoga
Nobody is gonna print this, but I think we would be remiss not to recognize that Cuomo losing is a rebuff against ZIONISTS
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nobody is gonna print this, but I think we would be remiss not to recognize that Cuomo losing is a rebuff against ZIONISTS
I just want a bunch of shirts, saying the most woke shit, using the Zohran Design System.
My NY folks help me out here
My NY folks help me out here
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I just want a bunch of shirts, saying the most woke shit, using the Zohran Design System.
My NY folks help me out here
My NY folks help me out here
Nah!
Zohran is going to be okay!
He’s going to be just fine….he comes from good people.
Zohran is going to be okay!
He’s going to be just fine….he comes from good people.
Mira Nair: ‘I am the producer of the candidate.’
Watch @mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @premthakker.bsky.social swoon over their favorite filmmaker, Mira Nair, who also happens to be Zohran Mamdani’s mother at the Mamdani HQ in New York City, shortly before the race was called in his favor.
Watch @mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @premthakker.bsky.social swoon over their favorite filmmaker, Mira Nair, who also happens to be Zohran Mamdani’s mother at the Mamdani HQ in New York City, shortly before the race was called in his favor.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Nah!
Zohran is going to be okay!
He’s going to be just fine….he comes from good people.
Zohran is going to be okay!
He’s going to be just fine….he comes from good people.
Andrew Cuomo is evidence a Lion CAN give birth to a goat (small g).
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Andrew Cuomo is evidence a Lion CAN give birth to a goat (small g).
He also spoke Arabic.
The man who won the Mayoral race in NEW YORK CITY spoke Arabic in his victory speech!!!
The writers room of the 2025 episode are just flexing at this point.
The man who won the Mayoral race in NEW YORK CITY spoke Arabic in his victory speech!!!
The writers room of the 2025 episode are just flexing at this point.
Beating a guy in an election and quoting his dad in your victory speech is a FLEX.
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
He also spoke Arabic.
The man who won the Mayoral race in NEW YORK CITY spoke Arabic in his victory speech!!!
The writers room of the 2025 episode are just flexing at this point.
The man who won the Mayoral race in NEW YORK CITY spoke Arabic in his victory speech!!!
The writers room of the 2025 episode are just flexing at this point.
I need to fix my sleep.
I wake up exhausted, with a headache, at 5am irrespective of whatever time I go to sleep
I wake up exhausted, with a headache, at 5am irrespective of whatever time I go to sleep
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I need to fix my sleep.
I wake up exhausted, with a headache, at 5am irrespective of whatever time I go to sleep
I wake up exhausted, with a headache, at 5am irrespective of whatever time I go to sleep
It might finally be time to get the Kia EV9 I’ve been eyeing.
They’re hurting right now….
Me: I have $2.45….take it or leave it. Final offer.
They’re hurting right now….
Me: I have $2.45….take it or leave it. Final offer.
Predictably, EV sales tanked in October after the $7,500 tax credit ended. Hyundai Ioniq 5 down 63%, Kia EV6 down 71%, Honda Prologue down 81%.
We’ll see how others especially Tesla fared at the end of the quarter. Luckily for Tesla investors, Elon’s pivoted to robotaxis and humanoid bots. 🙃
We’ll see how others especially Tesla fared at the end of the quarter. Luckily for Tesla investors, Elon’s pivoted to robotaxis and humanoid bots. 🙃
Ford, Hyundai report large declines in October EV sales after end of federal credits
Ford , Kia and Hyundai reported massive declines in EV sales as many buyers pulled ahead purchases before federal EV credits ended.
www.cnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It might finally be time to get the Kia EV9 I’ve been eyeing.
They’re hurting right now….
Me: I have $2.45….take it or leave it. Final offer.
They’re hurting right now….
Me: I have $2.45….take it or leave it. Final offer.