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Dorothy Snarker
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Misanthropic, but in a nice way. Bylines Autostraddle, The Hollywood Reporter, old (not current) AfterEllen. Words daily at Dorothy Surrenders. She/Her/Snarker.
Dammit, world. Dammit dammit dammit. RIP, to an icon.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Truly, truly, truly insignificant given *waves arms at everything* but Trump’s billionaire buddy has turned my TikTok feed into all hetero teenage couples doing dance and old white men trying to give me advice. Like, truly, fuck Donald Trump.
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
youtu.be/wm6VaIPyc8U?...
A real banger, I’d say.
fuck ice
YouTube video by Chrissa Sparkles - Topic
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January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The shootings will continue until morale improves! USA! USA! USAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
We are seven days into 2026 and America has already bombed Venezuela and kidnapped its leader, threatened to take Greenland by force, and killed a woman in broad daylight in the middle of the street for all to see. WE ARE THE BAD GUYS.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Kidnapping the head of a foreign government seems bad. It is bad. We’re bad. Jesus, it was all this or a woman. TWICE.
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Happy Carol Aird Day to all who celebrate. And on a Sunday again no less. Gloved lunches for everyone.
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fuck, Bowen Yang. 😭 Now that’s how you go out on gay top. Tripletting with Arianna Grande and CHER. #SNL
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Fuck. Yeah. Don’t ever bend the knee. Fight. Win. More of this, America.
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Like, I realize we’re all gonna die. But, yeah, we’re all gonna die.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh my god, I figured out why white dudes are so dumb now.

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The way these WNBA fans are enthusiastically booing every time Commissioner Cathy Englebight is on screen during this championship trophy presentation is just another reason to love the WNBA. #paytheplayers
#everybodywatcheswomenssports
October 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hard to think of something that typifies the Trump era more than him closing the Department of Education and opening the Department of War.

Unless he finally makes that Department of Sex Monsters he’s been dreaming about. But give him time.
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today’s letter is “F” for fuck this fucking administration. 💔
August 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When I first I saw Sydney Sweeney I thought, “That is someone who definitely would have bullied me in high school” and I stand by that snap judgement.
#NaziJeans #AmericanEagle
July 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just normal stuff you write to your pedophile/sex trafficker bestie on his bday card! Normal! Totally NORMAL. 🤢
July 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Well, that’s enough dystopian hellscape for me today. If I yeet my phone into the sun will it stop?
July 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Every breaking news alert these days is an act of political violence.
July 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Well, this feels relevant. Happy day off, I guess.
July 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
All this destruction so that billionaires who don’t need a tax cut can get a tax cut. America, you in danger, girl.
July 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No one tells you about the intense adult satisfaction that comes with descaling your coffee machine.
July 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I bought myself two bags of chips this weekend as a treat because haha what if we start a war in the Middle East again! Clearly, I should have bought THREE bags of chips. Minimum.
June 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trans kids and other queer people will die because of these decisions. But then that's always the point with this administration -- the cruelty.
June 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM