Dorothy Snarker
@dorothysnarker.bsky.social
Misanthropic, but in a nice way. Bylines Autostraddle, The Hollywood Reporter, old (not current) AfterEllen. Words daily at Dorothy Surrenders. She/Her/Snarker.
Fuck. Yeah. Don’t ever bend the knee. Fight. Win. More of this, America.
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fuck. Yeah. Don’t ever bend the knee. Fight. Win. More of this, America.
Like, I realize we’re all gonna die. But, yeah, we’re all gonna die.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Like, I realize we’re all gonna die. But, yeah, we’re all gonna die.
The way these WNBA fans are enthusiastically booing every time Commissioner Cathy Englebight is on screen during this championship trophy presentation is just another reason to love the WNBA. #paytheplayers
#everybodywatcheswomenssports
#everybodywatcheswomenssports
October 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The way these WNBA fans are enthusiastically booing every time Commissioner Cathy Englebight is on screen during this championship trophy presentation is just another reason to love the WNBA. #paytheplayers
#everybodywatcheswomenssports
#everybodywatcheswomenssports
Hard to think of something that typifies the Trump era more than him closing the Department of Education and opening the Department of War.
Unless he finally makes that Department of Sex Monsters he’s been dreaming about. But give him time.
Unless he finally makes that Department of Sex Monsters he’s been dreaming about. But give him time.
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hard to think of something that typifies the Trump era more than him closing the Department of Education and opening the Department of War.
Unless he finally makes that Department of Sex Monsters he’s been dreaming about. But give him time.
Unless he finally makes that Department of Sex Monsters he’s been dreaming about. But give him time.
Today’s letter is “F” for fuck this fucking administration. 💔
August 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Today’s letter is “F” for fuck this fucking administration. 💔
When I first I saw Sydney Sweeney I thought, “That is someone who definitely would have bullied me in high school” and I stand by that snap judgement.
#NaziJeans #AmericanEagle
#NaziJeans #AmericanEagle
July 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When I first I saw Sydney Sweeney I thought, “That is someone who definitely would have bullied me in high school” and I stand by that snap judgement.
#NaziJeans #AmericanEagle
#NaziJeans #AmericanEagle
Just normal stuff you write to your pedophile/sex trafficker bestie on his bday card! Normal! Totally NORMAL. 🤢
July 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just normal stuff you write to your pedophile/sex trafficker bestie on his bday card! Normal! Totally NORMAL. 🤢
Well, that’s enough dystopian hellscape for me today. If I yeet my phone into the sun will it stop?
July 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well, that’s enough dystopian hellscape for me today. If I yeet my phone into the sun will it stop?
Every breaking news alert these days is an act of political violence.
July 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Every breaking news alert these days is an act of political violence.
Well, this feels relevant. Happy day off, I guess.
July 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Well, this feels relevant. Happy day off, I guess.
All this destruction so that billionaires who don’t need a tax cut can get a tax cut. America, you in danger, girl.
July 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
All this destruction so that billionaires who don’t need a tax cut can get a tax cut. America, you in danger, girl.
No one tells you about the intense adult satisfaction that comes with descaling your coffee machine.
July 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No one tells you about the intense adult satisfaction that comes with descaling your coffee machine.
I bought myself two bags of chips this weekend as a treat because haha what if we start a war in the Middle East again! Clearly, I should have bought THREE bags of chips. Minimum.
June 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I bought myself two bags of chips this weekend as a treat because haha what if we start a war in the Middle East again! Clearly, I should have bought THREE bags of chips. Minimum.
Trans kids and other queer people will die because of these decisions. But then that's always the point with this administration -- the cruelty.
June 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Trans kids and other queer people will die because of these decisions. But then that's always the point with this administration -- the cruelty.
None of my friends watch Food Network as much as I do so I came here to say omfg not Anne!
Also, she had a husband?
But mostly, oh no, Anne! RIP.
Also, she had a husband?
But mostly, oh no, Anne! RIP.
Anne Burrell, a chef and television personality whose joyful demeanor made her a beloved fixture on the Food Network, has died, according to the network. She was 55.
Read more: cnn.it/3TtZc7G
Read more: cnn.it/3TtZc7G
June 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
None of my friends watch Food Network as much as I do so I came here to say omfg not Anne!
Also, she had a husband?
But mostly, oh no, Anne! RIP.
Also, she had a husband?
But mostly, oh no, Anne! RIP.
Today truly has been this meme’s moment to shine.
June 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Today truly has been this meme’s moment to shine.
I was today years old when I realized Tate McRae and Addison Rae were two different people. They’re different people, right?
June 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was today years old when I realized Tate McRae and Addison Rae were two different people. They’re different people, right?
Happy Pride Month, bitches.
June 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Happy Pride Month, bitches.
Um, an American pope? In this economy?
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Um, an American pope? In this economy?
Check out the trailer for the new Sally Ride doc, coming out (appropriately) during Pride Month.
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A True Star
I was just old enough to remember the historic moment that Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. It was the definition of in...
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May 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Check out the trailer for the new Sally Ride doc, coming out (appropriately) during Pride Month.
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Oh no. This is truly sad. She sang the I Kissed a Girl I actually liked. RIP, Jill.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...
Jill Sobule, “I Kissed a Girl” and “Supermodel” Singer, Dies at 66
She "was a force of nature and human rights advocate whose music is woven into our culture.”
www.hollywoodreporter.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh no. This is truly sad. She sang the I Kissed a Girl I actually liked. RIP, Jill.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...
Female rage is being in perimenopause but still needing tampons and Tampax deciding to make the large and small sizes indistinguishable at a glance in favor of cutesy matching designs and colors. Flames. On the side of my face.
April 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Female rage is being in perimenopause but still needing tampons and Tampax deciding to make the large and small sizes indistinguishable at a glance in favor of cutesy matching designs and colors. Flames. On the side of my face.
Cleaning up my bookshelf and found some trash I had forgotten about. Buh-bye, conspiracy theorist nutter!
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cleaning up my bookshelf and found some trash I had forgotten about. Buh-bye, conspiracy theorist nutter!
Hey, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? The world is on fire, but at least we can behold Louisa Jacobson. Respectfully. I said respectfully! Ahem.
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Fruit of Meryl’s Loom
Um, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? Did you know her hot masc daughter did a super hot ad campaign for some underwe...
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April 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hey, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? The world is on fire, but at least we can behold Louisa Jacobson. Respectfully. I said respectfully! Ahem.
dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2025/04/frui...
dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2025/04/frui...