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allison
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professional at distracting myself from the horrors of life
i won an award at work for being a precious angel
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
imma take a nap and none of you can stop me
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
also the poster of this has obviously never done any research on the subject because this shit has been predicted for centuries lol. if people were talking about the failure of capitalism in the 1800s and we are living in it then maybe they were right!?
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
someone posted something about how gen z voted for a socialist because they have no hope and giving them hope is how you stop socialism. and they mentioned something about ambition being good again. AMBITION DOES NOT HAVE TO RELATE TO CAPITALISM.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Coumo asking ChatGPT "Where do I go from here?"
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
how broken the worst peoples brains are over mamdani is great
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i feel good about cheney dying.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i don’t like people who think they know everything. i’m the one who knows everything and i’m so humble about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i once had a person who was middle class try to explain how it feels to impoverished to me. boy was i livid. what would make them assume i was raised middle class like them and they were so off base as to how it feels. a lot of people need to sit down and listen.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
just sang mr jones to my coworker but made it all about pee and now i’m crying at work
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
uh i’m out of the loop cos zach just told me maga politicians share stuff from the new york post all the time. and im like shook. this is the dumbest era ever. also, when i become prez im sharing the article about bat boy and gonna give yall a spook.
October 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
flying on friday. i’m so anxious already ive given myself a migraine and tummy ache. send me luck and love
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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tfw you wanna touch russia and god’s like you better not touch russia
October 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Like 50% of the ppl I follow on here are threatening self harm over something involving baseball and pls go easy on yourself, watching baseball is self harm already
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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The Liminal Horror Halloween Monster Jan already has two entries so far!

itch.io/jam/liminal-...
October 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i love talking shit. let’s talk shit
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
all 80s songs are about demonic creatures.
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
take me home tonight is about vampires
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
rhythm is gonna get you is about werewolves.
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
people need to stop spreading rumors about people having mental illness. you can create whatever narrative you want to why people don’t like you, or why someone is problematic. but spreading rumors about people’s mental health is dangerous, and creates stigmas.
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am deeply afraid of a lot of things, i am not afraid of people. let me repeat, i am not afraid of people.
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
oh i have way too much to say. lol
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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wip
September 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Why we trying to catch ghosts in the ocean
Heartwarming moment baby turtle is rescued from a ghost net…..
Thank you for rescuing the little beautiful creature…. 🐢
🥹🥰
July 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM