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im enjoying the rejuvenating fizz of kraut-pop!
My dad was a tedious yuppie you son of a bitch
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I love it when we're all mfs running through the rain to our cars
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
guy on street shooting brush turkeys with bow and arrow
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I wanna squire up and wield a synthesizer like a zweihander
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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[interrogation room]

good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go

suspect: thank you

cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My stint in the inner city I'm bringing gay to the suburbs
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I said something self-deprecating in the standup and the CTO took me out back and shot me
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm going mad with achievement
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Your account was accessed by an ancient device.
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I just discovered NTS Radio and

I feel like it would be swell to sit around get high and listen to this guy flip through his 7-inch punk records all day
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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#dailyart 59: birb study
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Picturing a parent of children that chooses to do Tough Mudders in their free time and having a chuckle
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Just had our street Halloween party and a neighbor had shown up early and sat in a ghillie suit 10m from the party for 90mins before saying hello
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
In a parallel universe they've already figured all it out so they're sending ZigZogs into the Smork shouting "hey you hear us??"
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
God I could crush some Indian street food right now. Australia could do with a 'yeea go for it' DMZ area but street food.

Kind of like Christiania but people are lining up for Pani Puri
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
She got dem Baker's Delight eyes
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When an punk account on Instagram announces the "31st" anniversary (a prime number) of a classic album I think maybe it really is dead
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I have invented a meal of powders
- Fibre powder
- Glucose powder
- Protein powder
- Berocca

I look forward to doing the weirdest poo
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I reckon the guy that came up with Left 4 Dead had recently had laryngitis
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thinking about doing a voluntary voice rest occasionally (I have laryngitis atm) since
1. It makes you feel like a hatamoto
2. It gives my kids a better read of body language/ problem solve a conversation
3. *I* get better at body language
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I'm on voice rest and got a nice Tarzan and Jane vibe going w my wife
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Ron Francis (Australian, b.1954)
"Russell William's Tree," 2015
Oil on canvas | 150 × 110 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM