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Norman Patterson
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Caffeine-infused inept human.

North-easterner settled in the north-west.
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The UK has got to be the only country in the world that is politically held hostage by like 15 newspaper columnists that basically nobody reads
April 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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In Hitler's last will and testament, dictating hours before he committed suicide, 80 years ago in April 1945, he insisted that no one had wanted war in 1939. It had been forced on him by 'international Jewry and its helpers.'
Trump has fully turned on Zelenskyy: "He's always looking to purchase missiles. Listen, when you start a war, you gotta know you can win a war. You don't start a war against somebody that's 20 times your size and then hope that people give you some missiles."
April 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I’m old enough to remember when the Leave campaign said that the U.K. didn’t need to be in the EU because ‘NATO keeps the peace in Europe’ and the WTO would safeguard our trade…

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March 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I think it would be for the best if you people took the reins now.
#InternationalWomensDay
March 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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'Bellend’ - noun - definition:

1) British slang for an annoying or contemptible person
2) Elon Musk
March 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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“The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them.”

Erasmus of Rotterdam (1466-1536), Christian humanist, satirist, and philosopher
March 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com

Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
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February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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If Brexit had never happened…

…we’d be much wealthier, with more investment in public services, better trade - and with our parliament & govt having spent the last decade doing far more productive things.

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February 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Must be so hard for billionaire Musk trying to cope with the undiagnosed neurodivergence that he blames for all his shit far right behaviour. Should write a book about his difficulties, could call it “My Struggle” or something…
January 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Nigel Farage is a hypocrite

Watch the latest @ledbydonkeys.org film
November 28, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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“Mr Farage, just one more thing.
There’s something bothering me. You say you’re against the privileged elite and on the side of working people? Yet you support the very wealthiest landowners and want to continue giving them tax breaks so working people have to pay that for them?”
November 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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If you oppose NHS privatisation, please could you repost this and follow me? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 🌟🌟🌟
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Smells a bit better here than the other place.
August 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM