Hopeful human, promoter of Universal Healthcare, anti fascist, part of the resistance
From @amoneyresistd
From @amoneyresistd
"New Plagues Day!
🤢🤮😰
"New Plagues Day!
🤢🤮😰
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
now I cranberry walk.
now I cranberry walk.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
What am I doing wrong? 😞
What am I doing wrong? 😞
Meme stolen from @kaylan.bsky.social 🩵
Meme stolen from @kaylan.bsky.social 🩵