Melissa Mallou
@melissamallou.bsky.social
Blue in Texas. Animal lover. Democracy and equality lover. Enjoy books, food, travel, laughter, and memes. Retired. Sarcastic and PG-13 (OK, R for f 💣s). Please no DMs.
OK, how much do you think this velvet bow attached to a barrette costs?
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
OK, how much do you think this velvet bow attached to a barrette costs?
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Reposted by Melissa Mallou
Reposted by Melissa Mallou
It should have been 100% Trump's fault, but considering MAGA are Idiots, we will take it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It should have been 100% Trump's fault, but considering MAGA are Idiots, we will take it.
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Thank you, David Muir and ABC News, for covering Trump’s death threats to Democratic members of Congress as the outrage it was. Republican criticism of Trump’s threats was included in the story.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Thank you, David Muir and ABC News, for covering Trump’s death threats to Democratic members of Congress as the outrage it was. Republican criticism of Trump’s threats was included in the story.
Wow! 😳🤬😳
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wow! 😳🤬😳
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Happy Thursday! Which grouch are you today?
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy Thursday! Which grouch are you today?
Go f yourself, you pos.
JD Vance on the same morning Trump calls for execution of elected Democrats: "He's not a violent person:"
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Go f yourself, you pos.
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Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.
Big Brother really is watching. And deciding whether where and when you drive is “suspicious” and warrants pulling you over and searching your car on a bogus traffic “violation”. This article is really shocking.
AP finds a secretive Border Patrol intelligence program detains Americans for “suspicious” travel. Critics call it mass surveillance.
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Big Brother really is watching. And deciding whether where and when you drive is “suspicious” and warrants pulling you over and searching your car on a bogus traffic “violation”. This article is really shocking.
WTAF???
Fox News displaying a poll with the first age bracket for women and men being 15-44.
Once again, 15 year olds are children.
They are kids.
They are not adults, they can’t consent to sex, and pedophilia must not be normalized.
Once again, 15 year olds are children.
They are kids.
They are not adults, they can’t consent to sex, and pedophilia must not be normalized.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
WTAF???
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
Hooray!
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hooray!
Yessss! Thank you! Fingers crossed Abbott et al can’t get the case through the supreme court in time for the 2026 election.
I want to take a moment to thank the entire Elias Law Group team who worked on the Texas redistricting case as well as our fearless clients. The thirteen Black and Latino voters we represented stood up to challenge Texas's unprecedented mid-decade redistricting. We all ow them a debt of gratitude.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yessss! Thank you! Fingers crossed Abbott et al can’t get the case through the supreme court in time for the 2026 election.
Trump really is a disgusting thug.
He bullied this woman reporter because he is pathetic and scared.
He knows the files are coming.
He knows the files are coming.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump really is a disgusting thug.
How on earth can DHS justify a need for voter data? Voters are all US citizens.
The Department of Justice (DOJ) quietly shared state voter-registration data with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), despite earlier assurances to state election officials that the information would only be used for routine voter-list maintenance. Beginning in May 2025, DOJ
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How on earth can DHS justify a need for voter data? Voters are all US citizens.
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Trump tells female reporter: “Quiet, piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Trump tells female reporter: “Quiet, piggy.”
How can anyone still admire this sorry excuse for a man???
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How can anyone still admire this sorry excuse for a man???
WTH?
🚨FBI SWAT agents were reassigned to guard Director Kash Patel’s romantic partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, a move experts say has no known precedent and one that raises urgent concerns about diverted crisis response.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
FBI Director Faces Questions Over SWAT Agents Assigned to Protect Romantic Partner
Elite FBI SWAT agents assigned to protect Director Kash Patel’s partner—a move with no known precedent—raise urgent concerns about diverted crisis-response capacity and leadership judgment.
open.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
WTH?