eddie
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idk if i’ve ever seen anyone in more evident psychic pain than kevin hart in those gambling ads
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
idk if i’ve ever seen anyone in more evident psychic pain than kevin hart in those gambling ads
x files is so funny bc ostensibly its all scifi shit or whatever but realistically its just “What if u stayed the same but still had a chance with like. Pam Grier”. I think its what Dandadan is trying to do but i cant confirm
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
x files is so funny bc ostensibly its all scifi shit or whatever but realistically its just “What if u stayed the same but still had a chance with like. Pam Grier”. I think its what Dandadan is trying to do but i cant confirm
awesome moment tonight where i said a girls giant house-shaped hat with leaves coming out of it was neat and did she hear he has a new book and she said “who does” and i said “danielewski” and she said “i’m a greenhouse” and walked away
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
awesome moment tonight where i said a girls giant house-shaped hat with leaves coming out of it was neat and did she hear he has a new book and she said “who does” and i said “danielewski” and she said “i’m a greenhouse” and walked away
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It's all happening on X, the everything app.
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It's all happening on X, the everything app.
Has anyone pitched some sort of legal recourse to just making Hakeem Jeffries shut the fuck up for the rest of his life
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Has anyone pitched some sort of legal recourse to just making Hakeem Jeffries shut the fuck up for the rest of his life
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reminiscing on the beautiful game Anthology of the Killer today
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
reminiscing on the beautiful game Anthology of the Killer today
[coked out of my godd amn mind] can we get Imagine Dragons to write some kind of…epic bop for or video game tv show…maybe with a Rapper of some sort
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[coked out of my godd amn mind] can we get Imagine Dragons to write some kind of…epic bop for or video game tv show…maybe with a Rapper of some sort
“IS LABUBU PAZUZU?!!” is something i would say if there were no problems anyone was experiencing anywhere on earth and also my brain had been replaced by a copy of the Lego Batman movie
July 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“IS LABUBU PAZUZU?!!” is something i would say if there were no problems anyone was experiencing anywhere on earth and also my brain had been replaced by a copy of the Lego Batman movie
I for one welcome our new marzipan overlords.
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I for one welcome our new marzipan overlords.
I wish Elon had put even one second less thought into his new political party because I think we got very close to him calling it “the Political Party”
July 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I wish Elon had put even one second less thought into his new political party because I think we got very close to him calling it “the Political Party”
i feel like red scare has been trying to appeal to no one their entire existence and are finally really succeeding
June 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i feel like red scare has been trying to appeal to no one their entire existence and are finally really succeeding
its getting so u can’t even get your own hour long Netflix Special predicated on dehumanizing vulnerable minorities anymore. Fuck me for being white I guess
June 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
its getting so u can’t even get your own hour long Netflix Special predicated on dehumanizing vulnerable minorities anymore. Fuck me for being white I guess
“Boy they dont make em like this anymore” (the other dinsoaur scientists at the dig site attack me with shovels for speaking my Truth).
June 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Boy they dont make em like this anymore” (the other dinsoaur scientists at the dig site attack me with shovels for speaking my Truth).
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I think she can do it
June 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I think she can do it
kind of a huge missed opportunity that this has never been a spiderman game mechanic
doctor octopus: oh, of course it's you, spider-man. got some more smart alec comments to make?
spider-man: [mental wheel of fortune spinning through abrasive puns, dad jokes, etc]
spider-man: [lands on BANKRUPT]
spider-man: suck my dick, old man.
doctor octopus:
spider-man:
spider-man: sorry.
spider-man: [mental wheel of fortune spinning through abrasive puns, dad jokes, etc]
spider-man: [lands on BANKRUPT]
spider-man: suck my dick, old man.
doctor octopus:
spider-man:
spider-man: sorry.
June 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
kind of a huge missed opportunity that this has never been a spiderman game mechanic
devastated that Shanice’s song for Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker is actually Not that good.
June 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
devastated that Shanice’s song for Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker is actually Not that good.
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the imported boers right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the imported boers right now
“How can you bear to work in Irontown” Well they give me all the microplastics I can eat buddy.
June 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“How can you bear to work in Irontown” Well they give me all the microplastics I can eat buddy.
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remorseful trump voters should be welcomed back into the big tent democratic party. non-remorseful trump voters too. just one big tent with every single dem and republican densely packed into a publicly advertised location at a publicly advertised time.
June 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
remorseful trump voters should be welcomed back into the big tent democratic party. non-remorseful trump voters too. just one big tent with every single dem and republican densely packed into a publicly advertised location at a publicly advertised time.
i needed thom yorke to speak out about this like. less than i needed the da vinki twins to
June 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i needed thom yorke to speak out about this like. less than i needed the da vinki twins to
why does Kamal harris have a Fight Fund even. What the hell is she fighting
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
why does Kamal harris have a Fight Fund even. What the hell is she fighting
i love that both people who are making the best music imaginable right now (doechii and pinkpantheress) repeatedly credit hayley williams as an inspiration. one alone would turn me into a neutron star but both has to feel crazy.
May 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i love that both people who are making the best music imaginable right now (doechii and pinkpantheress) repeatedly credit hayley williams as an inspiration. one alone would turn me into a neutron star but both has to feel crazy.
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most people are named "Apple Man" or somesuch
May 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
most people are named "Apple Man" or somesuch