@docandrew.bsky.social
I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain.
September 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain.
My regard for Charlie Kirk is lower than a snake's belly, but political violence hurts us all. I hope he can make a full recovery.
I worry that this will be an excuse for the administration to escalate military occupation of our cities.
I worry that this will be an excuse for the administration to escalate military occupation of our cities.
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My regard for Charlie Kirk is lower than a snake's belly, but political violence hurts us all. I hope he can make a full recovery.
I worry that this will be an excuse for the administration to escalate military occupation of our cities.
I worry that this will be an excuse for the administration to escalate military occupation of our cities.
Airport concessions: proof that crime DOES pay.
I know I’m in the airport but $19 for salmon bagel and $18 for a falafel wrap is actually demented
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Airport concessions: proof that crime DOES pay.
We need to bring back the old slogan from the Watergate era: "Don't buy books from crooks."
There will be nothing surprising, or shocking, to be learned when all those books come out on the convicted felon when he is gone. All those 'insiders', who didn't have the guts to reveal damaging information in real time, won't get one cent from me.
August 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We need to bring back the old slogan from the Watergate era: "Don't buy books from crooks."
Said the guy who probably couldn't get laid on a bet.
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Said the guy who probably couldn't get laid on a bet.
Do you see racism in the Republican party?
No SUH! No racism heah, suh!
No SUH! No racism heah, suh!
Flunky. Can’t understand the concept of percentages. Fool is a lacky; running for gov. 🤣🤣🤣https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/rep-byron-donalds-claimed-president-172155044.html
Rep. Byron Donalds claimed the president is seeing record approval numbers.
One of Donald Trump’s top allies sucked up to the president big time on national TV Sunday, falsely claiming record approval numbers despite polling showing sinking support. Rep. Byron Donalds made th...
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August 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Do you see racism in the Republican party?
No SUH! No racism heah, suh!
No SUH! No racism heah, suh!
Reposted
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
When Subway sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have Subway sandwiches.
August 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When Subway sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have Subway sandwiches.
"has anyone spoke to you about our Lord and savior, Bullwinkle?"
August 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"has anyone spoke to you about our Lord and savior, Bullwinkle?"
No wonder the MAGAs hate him. This is from 1949.
July 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
No wonder the MAGAs hate him. This is from 1949.
Habemus Trumpum!
July 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Habemus Trumpum!
Out of their asses. Next question?
Tricia McLaughlin: There has been a 700% increase in assaults against ICE. (Where do they get these numbers?)
July 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Out of their asses. Next question?
ACTING! Master thespian!
When birds saw humans give an injured bird special treatment.😅
July 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
ACTING! Master thespian!
The news is shit. Here's a sunrise for you, taken on my ship in Puerto Natales, Chile in October 2015.
July 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The news is shit. Here's a sunrise for you, taken on my ship in Puerto Natales, Chile in October 2015.
Let's run this guy against Chuck Schumer, because we need fighters in the Senate.
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."
June 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Let's run this guy against Chuck Schumer, because we need fighters in the Senate.
On the plus side, it did stop her from obsessing over restroom signs for a while, so there is that.
June 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
On the plus side, it did stop her from obsessing over restroom signs for a while, so there is that.
I'm a Cardinals fan in the National League, but mad props to the Dodgers for telling ICE to pound sand.
LA DODGERS just now:
“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”
Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.
“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”
Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.
June 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm a Cardinals fan in the National League, but mad props to the Dodgers for telling ICE to pound sand.
Uh huh. Right.
Tom Homan on how ICE agents are people just like you and me and we shouldn't be mean to them: "They're mothers and fathers too. They have children too. They have parents too."
June 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Uh huh. Right.
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June 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm Andrew Abshier and I also approve this message.
I would call him Dollar General Elvis, but that would be insulting to Dollar General.
April 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I would call him Dollar General Elvis, but that would be insulting to Dollar General.
What's the old saying? "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
April 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
What's the old saying? "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
Great news! If you go, either get there early (opening time) or late (around dinnertime, esp. on a weekday). Otherwise it's a madhouse!
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Great news! If you go, either get there early (opening time) or late (around dinnertime, esp. on a weekday). Otherwise it's a madhouse!
This is being done in our name. I personally refuse to call it an arrest because it doesn't appear the men involved identified themselves as law enforcement.
Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is being done in our name. I personally refuse to call it an arrest because it doesn't appear the men involved identified themselves as law enforcement.
I mean, it's not great art, but the artist at least try to make it somewhat flattering. My first thought is that he was painting Lindsey Graham, then changed his mind in the middle of the project.
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I mean, it's not great art, but the artist at least try to make it somewhat flattering. My first thought is that he was painting Lindsey Graham, then changed his mind in the middle of the project.
