Chop Steak
@djchopsteak.bsky.social
DJ & producer from 👑 city/LA
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The Christmas Mixtape 2024: Thank God We're All Billionaires - Chop Steak
The Christmas Mixtape 2024 is the best hip hop and R&B of 2024, brought to you by DJ Chop Steak. Thank God we're all billionaires.
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I present The Christmas Mixtape 2024: Thank God We’re All Billionaires, My mix of the best hip hop and R&B of 2024. Listen and download: chopsteakmusic.com/the-christma...
To be a sports fan in 2025 is to be subjected to series of ads that start with one identifiable joke and then get flogged into oblivion with worse and worse variations.
I’m not just Peyton Manning. I’m Faintin’ Manning!
*collapses*
I’m not just Peyton Manning. I’m Faintin’ Manning!
*collapses*
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To be a sports fan in 2025 is to be subjected to series of ads that start with one identifiable joke and then get flogged into oblivion with worse and worse variations.
I’m not just Peyton Manning. I’m Faintin’ Manning!
*collapses*
I’m not just Peyton Manning. I’m Faintin’ Manning!
*collapses*
Okay wet-blanket-sphere. This is your time to shine and come out of that other site's shadow. Get those jokes off.
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Okay wet-blanket-sphere. This is your time to shine and come out of that other site's shadow. Get those jokes off.
So. Who’s in the mood for a piña colada?
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So. Who’s in the mood for a piña colada?
Old friend. Wishing him all the best. #dodgers
September 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Old friend. Wishing him all the best. #dodgers
I have officially hit the age where I REALLY like it when Gen Z and millennials are collectively referred to as “young adults” in a news article. Hell yes we are.
August 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have officially hit the age where I REALLY like it when Gen Z and millennials are collectively referred to as “young adults” in a news article. Hell yes we are.
Reposted by Chop Steak
It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
Watching that scene in "Us" where Tim Heidecker's whole family gets murdered by their clones, and uh...RIP Brian Wilson
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Watching that scene in "Us" where Tim Heidecker's whole family gets murdered by their clones, and uh...RIP Brian Wilson
Suarez appeal based on the bedrock legal framework known as “I don’t wanna”
Dave Roberts and Mike Shildt each suspended on game by MLB and must serve tonight
Padres reliever Robert Suárez got 3 games for throwing at Shohei Ohtani in the 9th inning. Suárez is appealing the decision
Padres reliever Robert Suárez got 3 games for throwing at Shohei Ohtani in the 9th inning. Suárez is appealing the decision
June 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Suarez appeal based on the bedrock legal framework known as “I don’t wanna”
Sports uniform designs with a color gradient are a cancer
June 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sports uniform designs with a color gradient are a cancer
😢
Breaking News: Brian Wilson, the leader of the Beach Boys, has died at 82. He became rock’s poet laureate of the surf genre. nyti.ms/3SKkaiv
June 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
😢
RIP
BREAKING: Sly Stone, leader of funk revolutionaries Sly and the Family Stone, dies at 82.
Sly Stone, leader of funk revolutionaries Sly and the Family Stone, dies at 82
Sly Stone, an electrifying musician, songwriter and showman whose Sly and the Family Stone transformed popular music in the 1960s and ’70s, has died. He was 82.
bit.ly
June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
RIP
Good afternoon to everyone except Padres fans
June 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Good afternoon to everyone except Padres fans
There’s a lot of producer workflow advice out there, but this video does a great job of condensing a lot of the good into 5 minutes. Gave me a couple ideas to implement.
youtube.com/watch?v=t7by...
youtube.com/watch?v=t7by...
5 things that helped me FINALLY finish more songs
YouTube video by Producer Real Talk
youtube.com
June 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There’s a lot of producer workflow advice out there, but this video does a great job of condensing a lot of the good into 5 minutes. Gave me a couple ideas to implement.
youtube.com/watch?v=t7by...
youtube.com/watch?v=t7by...
Between UT and the Dodgers, it’s a real “no joy in Mudville” day over here
June 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Between UT and the Dodgers, it’s a real “no joy in Mudville” day over here
Respect to UTSA baseball. Big disappointment to the longhorns, but hopefully motivation to reload over the offseason. Take it all next season.
June 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Respect to UTSA baseball. Big disappointment to the longhorns, but hopefully motivation to reload over the offseason. Take it all next season.
9/11 was an Upside Down job
look, I'm excited for the next season of Stranger Things - can't wait to see if Eleven manages to refinance her mortgage despite the savings and loan scandal!
June 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
9/11 was an Upside Down job
New Clipse single did not disappoint
May 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New Clipse single did not disappoint
The Dodgers are RUINING baseball
If the season were to end today, in the AL, alongside New York would be these massive markets in the playoffs
Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
May 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The Dodgers are RUINING baseball
Reposted by Chop Steak
If the season were to end today, in the AL, alongside New York would be these massive markets in the playoffs
Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
May 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If the season were to end today, in the AL, alongside New York would be these massive markets in the playoffs
Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
Remembering those killed in action, and thanking everyone who serves or served, this Memorial Day
May 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Remembering those killed in action, and thanking everyone who serves or served, this Memorial Day
Thank you for some good years, CT3. Dodger forever.
May 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thank you for some good years, CT3. Dodger forever.
I've been using chatgpt more like a search engine or an assistant lately—asking it questions and having it track down and summarize information. I'm honestly finding it works pretty well and is significantly more efficient than Google search in many cases.
May 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've been using chatgpt more like a search engine or an assistant lately—asking it questions and having it track down and summarize information. I'm honestly finding it works pretty well and is significantly more efficient than Google search in many cases.
Shedeur to Cleveland. Our long national nightmare is over.
April 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Shedeur to Cleveland. Our long national nightmare is over.