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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
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strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 11d
Just like the Ron Popeil Rotisserie Junior, you can set it and forget it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for $6 subscribers and up at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 24. korps operative FELICIA walks down a hallway at DOWNSVIEW, the Korps' HQ, while on a call through her visor. dialogue: "SO I SAID, TAY-TAY, HONEY, SO'S SPAGHETTI UNTIL IT GETS WET-"
distressedegg.bsky.social
Here are some sexy 30-minute sketches from May 25 for my Art Aficionado tier artblog supporters! Do commissions count as canon, or is the jury still out on that one? 

[Originally posted 2025.05.16. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
horny furry patron sketches from may of 2025. they're all SO horny. if you're using a screen reader in a public place, watch OUT. there's SEX stuff happening on these suckers. aOOgah
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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bpbigg.bsky.social
ATTN PORN GAME ENTHUSIASTS AND WORD PERVERTS: Pitches for the 4th issue of the Adult Analysis Anthology, the web's premiere destination for high-quality long-form writing about adult games & adult game culture, are OPEN! Anthology & pitch info through link!

www.bpgamesinc.com/adult-analys...
Logo for the fourth issue of the Adult Analysis Anthology. Logo is placed against a light orange background. The words "ADULT", "ANALYSIS", and "ANTHOLOGY" are stacked vertically in a pyramid shape, with the first "A" of each word a bright red. The "OLO" of "ANTHOLOGY" has been rendered to resemble a smugly smiling face. There is an ink-spattered circle around the three words that resembles a coffee cup imprint. In the bottom-right is a bright red "4".
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
distressedegg.bsky.social
one of these days i'll finally get around to playing Undertale and i'll understand why it's such an apparently mind-shattering Keter-class pornographic cognitohazard
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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idesofmerch.bsky.social
Hey, man, you fucked up the consistency of that eggnog real bad.
Arena, Gates, Sassy and Vanessa are posed like they're covered in cum, even though it's weirdly thick egg nog. Shelley is observing the panel that Garland is showing to her, and demanding to see more pictures in the same vein.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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jonasgoonface.bsky.social
final day of ADVENT 🍻
The cast of Dogpile are all naked and tangled up eating eachother's asses while toasting and singing Auld Lang Syne.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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leesomething.bsky.social
(soul)less automaton #furry #furryart
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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bmfu.net
this is hard, but i need to talk about something that happened to me. hopefully by sharing my story i can help others avoid a similar fate. 1/
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
distressedegg.bsky.social
Check out this INCREDIBLE art of Sybil done by cool pal InnkeeperWorm!! I'm absolutely head over heels for this, holy shit. Go follow IW for more beautiful, sexy art!!! https://bsky.app/profile/innkeeperworm.bsky.social
it's Sybil! in a kicky leather hat and coat, no less, with a riding crop and a tasteful amount of tit and ass. she's super hot!!!
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
distressedegg.bsky.social
Just like the Ron Popeil Rotisserie Junior, you can set it and forget it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for $6 subscribers and up at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 24. korps operative FELICIA walks down a hallway at DOWNSVIEW, the Korps' HQ, while on a call through her visor. dialogue: "SO I SAID, TAY-TAY, HONEY, SO'S SPAGHETTI UNTIL IT GETS WET-"
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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furryfootage.bsky.social
Happy Eponalia to all my horse girls

Bring a horse some roses and pour out libations of wine

For the animal who thanklessly built the world
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
distressedegg.bsky.social
if protecting trans kids is illegal, then why the fuck would i want to be anything other than a criminal
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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yiffmagazine.bsky.social
Introducing: the cover for issue N°3 of Yiff! Magazine!
Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic!
Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social!
More news soon!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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phenokage.bsky.social
your jackal roommate has some questions about your ”jackal roommate.”

(thanks @distressedegg.bsky.social!)
“So it’s like... ‘Anubis but he’s a genderfluid sex wizard,’ right? “How many of these drawings ARE there?”
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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deergrace.bsky.social
MERRY KORPSMAS, MOVIE HOUSE

(Art by @distressedegg.bsky.social, Ellen and Minion belong to @visorvixens.bsky.social and @korpspropaganda.bsky.social 💜)
Abigail Fleming, a nude transfem Malinois speedster, joyfully pulls a sleigh in a skimpy harness and chastity cage, tongue lolling out. Seated in the sleigh, riding, are Ellen “Santa Claus” Foxpaw, a demimorphic fox woman, and Minion, a red panda. Their tits look fantastic.
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
I really want to emphasize that this is a winnable fight, but everyone has to chip in in order to do so! Please dont sit it out expecting others to stand in your place!

And dont ignore local/state level stuff! As these state laws get overturned, the narrative behind the Fed ones lose steam!
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 15d
#SaveSpeech

Netchoice won their legal battle against Age verification in louisiana! This follows similar rulings in AK and OH!

This is huge!

These laws can be stopped, they can be overturned. Do not give in to dooming! Keep calling your reps and support orgs that fight these laws in court!
NetChoice Wins Permanent Block of Louisiana Age Verification Law, Protecting Free Speech and Parental Rights - NetChoice
BATON ROUGE, La.—Today, the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Louisiana granted NetChoice’s motion for summary judgment in NetChoice v. Murrill, striking down Louisiana’s Act 456. The cou...
netchoice.org
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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bpbigg.bsky.social
TOURNEYT OF TYRANNY PART 1! Writing by me! Art by @blueparikeet.bsky.social! Erotic sci-fi comedy light novel about a schlubby failwoman whose powers of seduction are given a significant upgrade by devious aliens!

FULL: subscribestar.adult/bp-games-inc...
PREVIEW: bp-games.itch.io/preview-tour...
Cover art for the erotic sci-fi comedy light novel titled "Tourney of Tyranny Part 1: A Champion Chosen". Cover depicts a woman (LILITH LACRIMOSA) dressed in an off-the-shoulder sweater, sweatpants, and large glasses looking up while strange purple energy leaks from her eyes. She also has a visible bulge in her sweatpants. Behind her stand a pair of goblin-like alien women. On her right (viewer's left) is a tall Goblinoid named Therkla Overslaughter-Bloodfury, who is skinny and lanky with large clawed hands and short hair. On Lilith's left (viewer's right) is Grizzelda N'Shaggah, a short Goblinoid with a large chest and her hair tied up in a tight bun. Behind THEM are a quartet of shadowy figures, presumably other aliens. In the bottom-left corner: "WRITING - BIGG ART - BLUEPARIKEET" Excerpt from linked light novel's third page. Top half of page is dominated by an illustration of a group of aliens looking out into space through a large window. Their view is of a blasted field of destroyed planets and spaceship debris. Text on page reads: "THE PAST According to legend, it all began when Primarch Grellathaugh, the highest-ranking surviving member of the Draconic Apex Chamber, addressed the ragged crowd aboard the Draconic capital ship Charybdis. Behind him, a stellar conflagration was burning - a macabre fireworks display that consumed more than 500 settled worlds, 87 associated stars, several thousand extrasolar habitation platforms, and a truly countless number of sentient lives. “Assembled creatures,” began Grellathaugh, “truly, we are peerless in our buffoonery.” There was a time when such a statement would have drawn immediate shouts, jeers, vicious insults, and even drawn weapons. Instead, the only response to Grellathaugh’s opening was the exhausted silence of the truly defeated." Excerpt from a page of light novel's 11th page. Illustration shows a woman (main character Lilith Lacrimosa) with a messy ponytail and large round-frame glasses opening her apartment door to admit a pair of goblin-like alien women. One alien is short and stout, finely-dressed, with her hair in a high bun. The other alien is tall and skinny with short hair, and is looking down at a small tablet. Text reads: "Lilith opened the door. “Mm. Sluggish response time. We’ll work on that.” This rude (and accurate) assessment of Lilith’s door- opening had come from a squat, primly-dressed woman who looked to be almost half Lilith’s height. Behind her was another woman, this one younger, slender, nervous, dressed in… Lilith wasn’t sure. Some kind of bodysuit? Both were green and had tusks. Hold on, Lilith’s brain said as it reviewed the past few seconds. What was that last bit?" Excerpt from light novel. Cropped illustration shows main character Lilith Lacrimosa seated on her couch, looking down with her eyes bulging out in shock at the top of Grizzelda's head. There is also an inset speech bubble showing Therkla observing the proceedings while blushing. Text reads: "and slid the full length of Lilith’s cock down her throat with no resistance or hesitation whatsoever, causing Lilith to emit a kind of strangled gurgle usually only heard from small forest animals in the final moments of their lives. Grizzelda stayed with her nose pressed against the bottom of Lilith’s stomach for several seconds, her tongue subtly flexing against the underside of Lilith’s shaft. When at last Grizzelda pulled back, several strands of saliva remained attached to Lilith’s dick, swaying back and forth as Grizzelda took several panting breaths. “Not bad… not bad…” Grizzelda grinned. “But there’s no such thing as being TOO sure, is there?” Not waiting for a reply, Grizzelda slammed her head back down Lilith’s dick. This time, rather than"
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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joncairns.bsky.social
If you’re planning on being in Glendale today, don’t miss @coelasquid.bsky.social @dogspunk.bsky.social @ironspike.bsky.social @williamotyler.bsky.social and me talking about making erotic comics this afternoon! CALA is free to attend today and tomorrow.
Making Erotic Comics panel at CALA 2025 in Glendale: Join our panel of professionals in discussing the pleasures and challenges that surround creating erotic comics. The conversation will explore topics like getting started drawing erotic comics, approaching storytelling with erotica, the role of fantasy and identity in the work-as well as the practical realities: where and how to publish, building supportive communities, and navigating censorship. Featuring Jon Cairns, Kelly Turnbull, Dave Davenport, and Spike Trotman. Moderated by William O. Tyler. 3 PM to 4 PM, December 13 (Saturday)
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
distressedegg.bsky.social
Every cell in the Korps' body is crucial to the function of the whole, wouldn't you agree? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 23. Dr. Keridwen Bell, a mad scientist rabbit, sits at her lab counter, holding an Erlenmeyer flask full of mysterious pink fluid.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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taylortitmouse.bsky.social
💀RETURN TO SHADOW (IS OUT) NOW!💀
40 pages of hardcore Hades 2 illustrations featuring Melinoe, mobs, gods, and more! Grab it for $5 and get access to all future additions!

There's 7 sponsor slots available for the first update next month!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/return-to-sh...
melinoe in her red carpet outfit from the game awards lounging sexily on the red carpet. "RETURN TO SHADOW 18+ HADES 2 ARTBOOK Now Available! 40 pages of sexy full color illustrations!"
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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peow.bsky.social
🎉💥Stop!! Hibari-kun! Vol 1. is here!🔥🎸
(anim: Jack-Amin Ibrahim)
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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ockeroid.bsky.social
In the UK I can’t even read DMs unless I give them my passport and a video of my face.

This happened almost overnight! Don’t take this for granted, America!
Text: “You must complete age assurance in order to access this screen. Due to laws in your region, certain features on Bluesky are currently restricted until you're able to verify you're an adult.”
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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lettuce.blue
often I see this type of post and I lose my shit every time
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
distressedegg.bsky.social
UH OH, FAN ART TIME! these are my friend Taylor Titmouse's characters Cadogan (the wizard) and Madog (the shitty horny size-shifting imp). go buy Taylor's smut NOW!!! http://taylor-titmouse.itch.io/ 

[Originally posted 2025.07.30. https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
a human sorcerer, Cadogan, rides atop his magical familiar imp Madog, who's in big hairy fuckbeast form. Madog is frotting his big blue dick against Cadogan's entire body, and having a great time doing it. It's hot!
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
distressedegg.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fie... ALERT, EVIL SEX LIKERS: this comic has less than two days left to hit its crowdfunding goal!!! make it fucking happen!!!!!!
The Cannibals by Tinguu
An 18+ queer yuri vampire body horror romance presented in deluxe hardcover!
www.kickstarter.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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omarsbigsister.bsky.social
🚨🚨

Tomorrow, a House Energy & Commerce subcommittee is voting on passing KOSA & several other age verification bills.

We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW

Call 202-224-3121

www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
www.badinternetbills.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM