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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net

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Just like the Ron Popeil Rotisserie Junior, you can set it and forget it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for $6 subscribers and up at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
Here are some sexy 30-minute sketches from May 25 for my Art Aficionado tier artblog supporters! Do commissions count as canon, or is the jury still out on that one? 

[Originally posted 2025.05.16. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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ATTN PORN GAME ENTHUSIASTS AND WORD PERVERTS: Pitches for the 4th issue of the Adult Analysis Anthology, the web's premiere destination for high-quality long-form writing about adult games & adult game culture, are OPEN! Anthology & pitch info through link!

www.bpgamesinc.com/adult-analys...
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
one of these days i'll finally get around to playing Undertale and i'll understand why it's such an apparently mind-shattering Keter-class pornographic cognitohazard
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Hey, man, you fucked up the consistency of that eggnog real bad.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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final day of ADVENT 🍻
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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(soul)less automaton #furry #furryart
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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this is hard, but i need to talk about something that happened to me. hopefully by sharing my story i can help others avoid a similar fate. 1/
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Check out this INCREDIBLE art of Sybil done by cool pal InnkeeperWorm!! I'm absolutely head over heels for this, holy shit. Go follow IW for more beautiful, sexy art!!! https://bsky.app/profile/innkeeperworm.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just like the Ron Popeil Rotisserie Junior, you can set it and forget it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for $6 subscribers and up at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Happy Eponalia to all my horse girls

Bring a horse some roses and pour out libations of wine

For the animal who thanklessly built the world
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
if protecting trans kids is illegal, then why the fuck would i want to be anything other than a criminal
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Introducing: the cover for issue N°3 of Yiff! Magazine!
Our third issue is all about the cartoon world. Having a piano fall on your head, drinking from jugs labeled "XXX", uncannily long appendages, all things cartoon logic!
Cover art by @critterdome.bsky.social!
More news soon!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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your jackal roommate has some questions about your ”jackal roommate.”

(thanks @distressedegg.bsky.social!)
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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MERRY KORPSMAS, MOVIE HOUSE

(Art by @distressedegg.bsky.social, Ellen and Minion belong to @visorvixens.bsky.social and @korpspropaganda.bsky.social 💜)
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I really want to emphasize that this is a winnable fight, but everyone has to chip in in order to do so! Please dont sit it out expecting others to stand in your place!

And dont ignore local/state level stuff! As these state laws get overturned, the narrative behind the Fed ones lose steam!
#SaveSpeech

Netchoice won their legal battle against Age verification in louisiana! This follows similar rulings in AK and OH!

This is huge!

These laws can be stopped, they can be overturned. Do not give in to dooming! Keep calling your reps and support orgs that fight these laws in court!
NetChoice Wins Permanent Block of Louisiana Age Verification Law, Protecting Free Speech and Parental Rights - NetChoice
BATON ROUGE, La.—Today, the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Louisiana granted NetChoice’s motion for summary judgment in NetChoice v. Murrill, striking down Louisiana’s Act 456. The cou...
netchoice.org
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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TOURNEYT OF TYRANNY PART 1! Writing by me! Art by @blueparikeet.bsky.social! Erotic sci-fi comedy light novel about a schlubby failwoman whose powers of seduction are given a significant upgrade by devious aliens!

FULL: subscribestar.adult/bp-games-inc...
PREVIEW: bp-games.itch.io/preview-tour...
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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If you’re planning on being in Glendale today, don’t miss @coelasquid.bsky.social @dogspunk.bsky.social @ironspike.bsky.social @williamotyler.bsky.social and me talking about making erotic comics this afternoon! CALA is free to attend today and tomorrow.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Every cell in the Korps' body is crucial to the function of the whole, wouldn't you agree? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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💀RETURN TO SHADOW (IS OUT) NOW!💀
40 pages of hardcore Hades 2 illustrations featuring Melinoe, mobs, gods, and more! Grab it for $5 and get access to all future additions!

There's 7 sponsor slots available for the first update next month!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/return-to-sh...
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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🎉💥Stop!! Hibari-kun! Vol 1. is here!🔥🎸
(anim: Jack-Amin Ibrahim)
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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In the UK I can’t even read DMs unless I give them my passport and a video of my face.

This happened almost overnight! Don’t take this for granted, America!
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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often I see this type of post and I lose my shit every time
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
UH OH, FAN ART TIME! these are my friend Taylor Titmouse's characters Cadogan (the wizard) and Madog (the shitty horny size-shifting imp). go buy Taylor's smut NOW!!! http://taylor-titmouse.itch.io/ 

[Originally posted 2025.07.30. https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fie... ALERT, EVIL SEX LIKERS: this comic has less than two days left to hit its crowdfunding goal!!! make it fucking happen!!!!!!
The Cannibals by Tinguu
An 18+ queer yuri vampire body horror romance presented in deluxe hardcover!
www.kickstarter.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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🚨🚨

Tomorrow, a House Energy & Commerce subcommittee is voting on passing KOSA & several other age verification bills.

We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW

Call 202-224-3121

www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM