oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride
SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net
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SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net
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"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
HAPPY VILLAIN-TINE'S DAY!! From now until next Saturday, enjoy 20% off ALL Queer Villain Pride and Sybil merch in my online shop with code "VILLAINTINE"! Buy something special for someone you love... or someone you love to hate. >:3c https://shop.irisjay.net
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
HAPPY VILLAIN-TINE'S DAY!! From now until next Saturday, enjoy 20% off ALL Queer Villain Pride and Sybil merch in my online shop with code "VILLAINTINE"! Buy something special for someone you love... or someone you love to hate. >:3c https://shop.irisjay.net
Actions speak louder than words. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons over on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Actions speak louder than words. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons over on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
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A DIVERSION AT THE INN is out! 🔞
When rival knights Horatio & Elethar are in need of some late night comfort, things get a bit…messy.
18 pages. Features smooching, snarking, blowjobs, and centaurs (of course).
❤️🔥 wormvermin.itch.io/a-diversion-...
#knightworsties #centaur
When rival knights Horatio & Elethar are in need of some late night comfort, things get a bit…messy.
18 pages. Features smooching, snarking, blowjobs, and centaurs (of course).
❤️🔥 wormvermin.itch.io/a-diversion-...
#knightworsties #centaur
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
A DIVERSION AT THE INN is out! 🔞
When rival knights Horatio & Elethar are in need of some late night comfort, things get a bit…messy.
18 pages. Features smooching, snarking, blowjobs, and centaurs (of course).
❤️🔥 wormvermin.itch.io/a-diversion-...
#knightworsties #centaur
When rival knights Horatio & Elethar are in need of some late night comfort, things get a bit…messy.
18 pages. Features smooching, snarking, blowjobs, and centaurs (of course).
❤️🔥 wormvermin.itch.io/a-diversion-...
#knightworsties #centaur
TONIGHT!! 6:30 pm PT / 9:30 pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our fun-filled weekly art stream! Today's my BIRTHDAY and I had to WORK so NO ONE is allowed to be mean to me. Come watch! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
TONIGHT!! 6:30 pm PT / 9:30 pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our fun-filled weekly art stream! Today's my BIRTHDAY and I had to WORK so NO ONE is allowed to be mean to me. Come watch! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
presenting: patron sketches from July of 2025! my patrons were finding all SORTS of ways to stay cool last summer~
[I've got a slot on my ART AFICIONADO tier open now! Subscribe today to get a custom 30-minute sketch every month! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
[I've got a slot on my ART AFICIONADO tier open now! Subscribe today to get a custom 30-minute sketch every month! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
presenting: patron sketches from July of 2025! my patrons were finding all SORTS of ways to stay cool last summer~
[I've got a slot on my ART AFICIONADO tier open now! Subscribe today to get a custom 30-minute sketch every month! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
[I've got a slot on my ART AFICIONADO tier open now! Subscribe today to get a custom 30-minute sketch every month! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
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“Hey, Abs! ETA in two. Excited?”
Abigail peered up to Doug; the stag smiled, gently stroking her tawny-furred arm with massive fingers. “Yeah! We’re both pretty excited,” she yipped happily.
“Hell yeah,” Maddy rumbled back through comms. “See you soon, puppy.”
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social)
Abigail peered up to Doug; the stag smiled, gently stroking her tawny-furred arm with massive fingers. “Yeah! We’re both pretty excited,” she yipped happily.
“Hell yeah,” Maddy rumbled back through comms. “See you soon, puppy.”
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social)
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
“Hey, Abs! ETA in two. Excited?”
Abigail peered up to Doug; the stag smiled, gently stroking her tawny-furred arm with massive fingers. “Yeah! We’re both pretty excited,” she yipped happily.
“Hell yeah,” Maddy rumbled back through comms. “See you soon, puppy.”
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social)
Abigail peered up to Doug; the stag smiled, gently stroking her tawny-furred arm with massive fingers. “Yeah! We’re both pretty excited,” she yipped happily.
“Hell yeah,” Maddy rumbled back through comms. “See you soon, puppy.”
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social)
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Just got this email back. Don't use email, use their form: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
If you haven't used their support portal, you may need to request activation and use the email you have associated with your disc account.
Hit the same points as you would in an email, tips below ⬇️
If you haven't used their support portal, you may need to request activation and use the email you have associated with your disc account.
Hit the same points as you would in an email, tips below ⬇️
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Just got this email back. Don't use email, use their form: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
If you haven't used their support portal, you may need to request activation and use the email you have associated with your disc account.
Hit the same points as you would in an email, tips below ⬇️
If you haven't used their support portal, you may need to request activation and use the email you have associated with your disc account.
Hit the same points as you would in an email, tips below ⬇️
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When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
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PNW LOCALS !! Is there anyone local who could be adopt or foster a 20 year old ball python?? Have a friend who's ex is dumping them and the friend cannot take them.
I would be willing to drive them a few hours out from Lynnwood to bring him to you if needed
I would be willing to drive them a few hours out from Lynnwood to bring him to you if needed
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
PNW LOCALS !! Is there anyone local who could be adopt or foster a 20 year old ball python?? Have a friend who's ex is dumping them and the friend cannot take them.
I would be willing to drive them a few hours out from Lynnwood to bring him to you if needed
I would be willing to drive them a few hours out from Lynnwood to bring him to you if needed
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"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
February 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
February 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
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the values we fight for on this page
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
the values we fight for on this page
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It should come as no surprise that I love NSFW games. Unfortunately, steam is HELL rn, flooded with AI garbage, hentai "puzzle" games, etc. If only there was a way to see only games above a minimum level of Bullshit!
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
Steam Curator: Certified Genuine Pornographic
No AI • No hentai jigsaw etc. • No meme games • No Obvious, Overt Racism • No Extremely Low Quality Bullshit • Only Certified Pornography
store.steampowered.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
It should come as no surprise that I love NSFW games. Unfortunately, steam is HELL rn, flooded with AI garbage, hentai "puzzle" games, etc. If only there was a way to see only games above a minimum level of Bullshit!
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
That's why me and my gf started a new steam curator: CERTIFIED GENUINE PORNOGRAPHY
for my "FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH" series, i surveyed patrons on who their first fictional crushes were. when i saw one of the all-time anime puppyboy hotties made the list, I Knew What I Had To Do
[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
for my "FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH" series, i surveyed patrons on who their first fictional crushes were. when i saw one of the all-time anime puppyboy hotties made the list, I Knew What I Had To Do
[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
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You now get a color or black/white version of this charity sticker!
All proceeds will be donated to charities aiding those effected by 🧊
[ redrabbu.com/product-cate... ]
#abolishice #artistsagainstice #godzilla
All proceeds will be donated to charities aiding those effected by 🧊
[ redrabbu.com/product-cate... ]
#abolishice #artistsagainstice #godzilla
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
You now get a color or black/white version of this charity sticker!
All proceeds will be donated to charities aiding those effected by 🧊
[ redrabbu.com/product-cate... ]
#abolishice #artistsagainstice #godzilla
All proceeds will be donated to charities aiding those effected by 🧊
[ redrabbu.com/product-cate... ]
#abolishice #artistsagainstice #godzilla
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Drew one of the best Sonics I've ever drawn, today. OwO
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Drew one of the best Sonics I've ever drawn, today. OwO
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another classic from the vault, Steph being a menace to her roommate once more
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
another classic from the vault, Steph being a menace to her roommate once more
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THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE!
www.patreon.com/posts/148976...
PICK UP THE ENTIRE Rabid Comic Archive, preliminary sketches and HD versions all in ONE COLLECTION!
You Get:
ALL of my Comics from over the years
ALL in High Definition
ALL of the Hyper Funniez
;AND MUCH MORE
AVAILIABLE FOR $5!
www.patreon.com/posts/148976...
PICK UP THE ENTIRE Rabid Comic Archive, preliminary sketches and HD versions all in ONE COLLECTION!
You Get:
ALL of my Comics from over the years
ALL in High Definition
ALL of the Hyper Funniez
;AND MUCH MORE
AVAILIABLE FOR $5!
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE!
www.patreon.com/posts/148976...
PICK UP THE ENTIRE Rabid Comic Archive, preliminary sketches and HD versions all in ONE COLLECTION!
You Get:
ALL of my Comics from over the years
ALL in High Definition
ALL of the Hyper Funniez
;AND MUCH MORE
AVAILIABLE FOR $5!
www.patreon.com/posts/148976...
PICK UP THE ENTIRE Rabid Comic Archive, preliminary sketches and HD versions all in ONE COLLECTION!
You Get:
ALL of my Comics from over the years
ALL in High Definition
ALL of the Hyper Funniez
;AND MUCH MORE
AVAILIABLE FOR $5!
TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Karen, Draekos and yours truly meet up for our weekly art stream! Stop on by and say hi as we draw, chat and chill. https://distressedegg.fun/stream
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Karen, Draekos and yours truly meet up for our weekly art stream! Stop on by and say hi as we draw, chat and chill. https://distressedegg.fun/stream
We'll have you tuning up your maniacal laugh in no time! There's a new comic page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
We'll have you tuning up your maniacal laugh in no time! There's a new comic page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
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How to draw tcocks! A guide with general advice, specific tips, and visual examples. Meant to get you thinking about the subject rather than being a cheat code for drawing good lol, so I hope something in here gets you THINKING more about BOY CLIT!
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January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
How to draw tcocks! A guide with general advice, specific tips, and visual examples. Meant to get you thinking about the subject rather than being a cheat code for drawing good lol, so I hope something in here gets you THINKING more about BOY CLIT!
1/6
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We need to bring back people saying esoteric and unsettling incantaions for magic instead of weaving seals and drawing diagrams. Gimme all those abstract lyrics and offputting verses before someone turns day into night or removes all the doors and windows from a room.
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We need to bring back people saying esoteric and unsettling incantaions for magic instead of weaving seals and drawing diagrams. Gimme all those abstract lyrics and offputting verses before someone turns day into night or removes all the doors and windows from a room.
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🐉ATRA MENTA: HER DRAGONS🐉
A dragon's pride is nigh unbreakable, especially that of the lindwurm Froberge...but a witch has her ways. Who better to teach an old wurm submission than a long beloathed rival?
Releases 1/30!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/atra-menta-d...
Sample + details below!
A dragon's pride is nigh unbreakable, especially that of the lindwurm Froberge...but a witch has her ways. Who better to teach an old wurm submission than a long beloathed rival?
Releases 1/30!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/atra-menta-d...
Sample + details below!
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
🐉ATRA MENTA: HER DRAGONS🐉
A dragon's pride is nigh unbreakable, especially that of the lindwurm Froberge...but a witch has her ways. Who better to teach an old wurm submission than a long beloathed rival?
Releases 1/30!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/atra-menta-d...
Sample + details below!
A dragon's pride is nigh unbreakable, especially that of the lindwurm Froberge...but a witch has her ways. Who better to teach an old wurm submission than a long beloathed rival?
Releases 1/30!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/atra-menta-d...
Sample + details below!
finally finished reading WARHOUND vol. 1 by @kallidorarho.bsky.social today! awesome book, 100% worth the hype. tell all your freaky cenobite-ass friends about it. i'm a Kiara Monax fan, predictably, because she's such a perfect trainwreck
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
finally finished reading WARHOUND vol. 1 by @kallidorarho.bsky.social today! awesome book, 100% worth the hype. tell all your freaky cenobite-ass friends about it. i'm a Kiara Monax fan, predictably, because she's such a perfect trainwreck