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@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride
SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net
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SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net
avatar by @draekos.bsky.social
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All hands off dick and on deck, Agents! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
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WAKE UP BESTIE NEW PORNO COLLECTION JUST DROPPED!! Sickos Selection number THREE is now out for you freaks and perverts looking for more filth to refresh your collection with. $25, 25 creators, 1,200+ pages of comics, illustrations, and prose!
🔥 itch.io/b/3393/sicko... 🔥
🔥 itch.io/b/3393/sicko... 🔥
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
WAKE UP BESTIE NEW PORNO COLLECTION JUST DROPPED!! Sickos Selection number THREE is now out for you freaks and perverts looking for more filth to refresh your collection with. $25, 25 creators, 1,200+ pages of comics, illustrations, and prose!
🔥 itch.io/b/3393/sicko... 🔥
🔥 itch.io/b/3393/sicko... 🔥
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SS is by creators, FOR creators. There is no middle man, no publisher taking a cut - 100% of proceeds go to each participant in equal shares. It's a bunch of us getting together and harnessing the power of collectivism and sheer horny to support each other's work ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
SS is by creators, FOR creators. There is no middle man, no publisher taking a cut - 100% of proceeds go to each participant in equal shares. It's a bunch of us getting together and harnessing the power of collectivism and sheer horny to support each other's work ❤️
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SS is an amazing event - it features of the best folks making smut right now, across a variety of genres and sensibilities.
This bundle is a great way to discover new artists and directly support queer creators during what is, lbr, a pretty shit time for us. And with 80% off savings, it's a STEAL!
This bundle is a great way to discover new artists and directly support queer creators during what is, lbr, a pretty shit time for us. And with 80% off savings, it's a STEAL!
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
SS is an amazing event - it features of the best folks making smut right now, across a variety of genres and sensibilities.
This bundle is a great way to discover new artists and directly support queer creators during what is, lbr, a pretty shit time for us. And with 80% off savings, it's a STEAL!
This bundle is a great way to discover new artists and directly support queer creators during what is, lbr, a pretty shit time for us. And with 80% off savings, it's a STEAL!
IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
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They still do this, in the Age of Information
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They still do this, in the Age of Information
what we really need is an anthology zine of queer people doing their own If I Ran The Bond Franchise takes
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
what we really need is an anthology zine of queer people doing their own If I Ran The Bond Franchise takes
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Movie people that want to do Bond films that honour the legacy of Bond or whatever the fuck should not be allowed to make Bond films.
Determined queer lunatics who want to make a Bond movie out of spite, now, there's your winners.
Determined queer lunatics who want to make a Bond movie out of spite, now, there's your winners.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Movie people that want to do Bond films that honour the legacy of Bond or whatever the fuck should not be allowed to make Bond films.
Determined queer lunatics who want to make a Bond movie out of spite, now, there's your winners.
Determined queer lunatics who want to make a Bond movie out of spite, now, there's your winners.
friends. you know it to be true. if i got the Bond franchise, i would do it so right. and by that i mean i would piss off so many dads
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
friends. you know it to be true. if i got the Bond franchise, i would do it so right. and by that i mean i would piss off so many dads
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used today's warmup to finish up that villain Stephanie drawing I started last time <3
Probably needs a bit of touching up still, if anyone wanted a go at it, but I think this is close!
#goattrain_art
Probably needs a bit of touching up still, if anyone wanted a go at it, but I think this is close!
#goattrain_art
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
used today's warmup to finish up that villain Stephanie drawing I started last time <3
Probably needs a bit of touching up still, if anyone wanted a go at it, but I think this is close!
#goattrain_art
Probably needs a bit of touching up still, if anyone wanted a go at it, but I think this is close!
#goattrain_art
TONIGHT! STARTING MOMENTARILY! it's wednesday night and i am GOING to STREAM alongside my good friend Draekos. workin on some extant badge commissions this fall. consider tuning in! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
TONIGHT! STARTING MOMENTARILY! it's wednesday night and i am GOING to STREAM alongside my good friend Draekos. workin on some extant badge commissions this fall. consider tuning in! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
no matter which type of kobold you prefer in your fantasy, old school canid or new wave reptilian, one constant must remain: they've always gotta be dumb and horny. no exceptions
[Originally posted 2025.05.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
[Originally posted 2025.05.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
no matter which type of kobold you prefer in your fantasy, old school canid or new wave reptilian, one constant must remain: they've always gotta be dumb and horny. no exceptions
[Originally posted 2025.05.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
[Originally posted 2025.05.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
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There's "fight", "flight" and "freeze", and then there's "fawn". A newly annotated EPIPHANY: EXEGESIS update is live for patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There's "fight", "flight" and "freeze", and then there's "fawn". A newly annotated EPIPHANY: EXEGESIS update is live for patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
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“We have to stop meeting like this, ‘Mr. Banks’.”
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social, amazing as always; a gift for self-proclaimed President of the Slider Fan Club @ceresultra.bsky.social, feat. her KDARC eminence grise Jane Wick yanking Neal “formerly Slider” Salton’s chain sometime post-Heartwood)
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social, amazing as always; a gift for self-proclaimed President of the Slider Fan Club @ceresultra.bsky.social, feat. her KDARC eminence grise Jane Wick yanking Neal “formerly Slider” Salton’s chain sometime post-Heartwood)
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“We have to stop meeting like this, ‘Mr. Banks’.”
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social, amazing as always; a gift for self-proclaimed President of the Slider Fan Club @ceresultra.bsky.social, feat. her KDARC eminence grise Jane Wick yanking Neal “formerly Slider” Salton’s chain sometime post-Heartwood)
(By @distressedegg.bsky.social, amazing as always; a gift for self-proclaimed President of the Slider Fan Club @ceresultra.bsky.social, feat. her KDARC eminence grise Jane Wick yanking Neal “formerly Slider” Salton’s chain sometime post-Heartwood)
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kicked out of the Korps for refusing to not call it Slut Broth
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
kicked out of the Korps for refusing to not call it Slut Broth
"there isn't ENOUGH toxic yuri". "there's TOO MUCH toxic yuri." girl, the only thing toxic here is this big truck of Super Bimbo Pathogen I'm about to drive into City Hall, and yuri-n my way
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"there isn't ENOUGH toxic yuri". "there's TOO MUCH toxic yuri." girl, the only thing toxic here is this big truck of Super Bimbo Pathogen I'm about to drive into City Hall, and yuri-n my way
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prayer i hardly know her
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
prayer i hardly know her
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Hello folks I’m doing an impromptu donation/fund drive for a local food pantry, and park pop-up event this Sunday!
To keep it simple: you donate, I draw!
Simple sketchy fullbodies of your character carrying goods to donate in the park parade!
ko-fi.com/c/ad0eb2662f
To keep it simple: you donate, I draw!
Simple sketchy fullbodies of your character carrying goods to donate in the park parade!
ko-fi.com/c/ad0eb2662f
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hello folks I’m doing an impromptu donation/fund drive for a local food pantry, and park pop-up event this Sunday!
To keep it simple: you donate, I draw!
Simple sketchy fullbodies of your character carrying goods to donate in the park parade!
ko-fi.com/c/ad0eb2662f
To keep it simple: you donate, I draw!
Simple sketchy fullbodies of your character carrying goods to donate in the park parade!
ko-fi.com/c/ad0eb2662f
It's all about marketing these days, isn't it? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's all about marketing these days, isn't it? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
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Permanent Opium War (2025)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Permanent Opium War (2025)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
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[suggestive furry art, hypno, bondage, packetplay, threadplay]
Device Under Test
Device Under Test
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
[suggestive furry art, hypno, bondage, packetplay, threadplay]
Device Under Test
Device Under Test
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these paypros are only gonna continue to clamp down unless we call them and make their lives hell!
call some paypros, give em a piece of your mind! And advocate against banking/paypro discrimination to your representatives!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
call some paypros, give em a piece of your mind! And advocate against banking/paypro discrimination to your representatives!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
these paypros are only gonna continue to clamp down unless we call them and make their lives hell!
call some paypros, give em a piece of your mind! And advocate against banking/paypro discrimination to your representatives!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
call some paypros, give em a piece of your mind! And advocate against banking/paypro discrimination to your representatives!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
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Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
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After 17 years, welcome back.
From now through next year, I'll be reposting pages from my first graphic novel EPIPHANY every week, with added annotations and commentary! Subscribe at my $3 tier to read (or reread) along every week! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
From now through next year, I'll be reposting pages from my first graphic novel EPIPHANY every week, with added annotations and commentary! Subscribe at my $3 tier to read (or reread) along every week! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
After 17 years, welcome back.
From now through next year, I'll be reposting pages from my first graphic novel EPIPHANY every week, with added annotations and commentary! Subscribe at my $3 tier to read (or reread) along every week! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
From now through next year, I'll be reposting pages from my first graphic novel EPIPHANY every week, with added annotations and commentary! Subscribe at my $3 tier to read (or reread) along every week! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay