Sean
@discountjetski.bsky.social
expert on dumb things congress makes our city do
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
Lincoln Park is swarming with men my Dad’s age whose dog training practice appears to be:
1. Let dog off leash in open space
2. Yell dog’s name if they get too far away or bother someone
3. Never reward or even clearly identify desired behavior
1. Let dog off leash in open space
2. Yell dog’s name if they get too far away or bother someone
3. Never reward or even clearly identify desired behavior
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Lincoln Park is swarming with men my Dad’s age whose dog training practice appears to be:
1. Let dog off leash in open space
2. Yell dog’s name if they get too far away or bother someone
3. Never reward or even clearly identify desired behavior
1. Let dog off leash in open space
2. Yell dog’s name if they get too far away or bother someone
3. Never reward or even clearly identify desired behavior
I’m headlining a wedding next month and unfortunately most of the material I’ve come up with so far would be very funny to the grooms but leave their families bewildered and bored
September 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m headlining a wedding next month and unfortunately most of the material I’ve come up with so far would be very funny to the grooms but leave their families bewildered and bored
[Madame Giry voice] would you speak that way in the presence of the promposer
July 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
[Madame Giry voice] would you speak that way in the presence of the promposer
current musical theater tune playing in my head: Almost Real from Bridges of Madison County open.spotify.com/track/027to3...
Almost Real
Kelli O'Hara · Bridges of Madison County (Original Broadway Cast Recording) · Song · 2014
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May 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
current musical theater tune playing in my head: Almost Real from Bridges of Madison County open.spotify.com/track/027to3...
We were talking with friends about Scouting and someone asked my favorite merit badge. I said Orienteering and my husband immediately was like “that sounds like how a character from Wicked would refer to conversion therapy”
April 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We were talking with friends about Scouting and someone asked my favorite merit badge. I said Orienteering and my husband immediately was like “that sounds like how a character from Wicked would refer to conversion therapy”
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As a veteran Republican senator, I know Trump’s economic policy is imbecilic and his treatment of refugees is inhumane. But if I don’t go along with all of it, I could be replaced by someone who votes just like me but actually believes this shit.
April 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
As a veteran Republican senator, I know Trump’s economic policy is imbecilic and his treatment of refugees is inhumane. But if I don’t go along with all of it, I could be replaced by someone who votes just like me but actually believes this shit.
I spent one day around a “hell yeah” guy during GOTV late last year and I’m afraid I’ve inadvertently become a “hell yeah” guy ever since
April 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I spent one day around a “hell yeah” guy during GOTV late last year and I’m afraid I’ve inadvertently become a “hell yeah” guy ever since
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
I’m reading a mostly very good science fiction action novel with a hilarious and I think unintentional running bit where the author’s clear obsession with trains seeps into characters who have no business being obsessed with trains
March 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’m reading a mostly very good science fiction action novel with a hilarious and I think unintentional running bit where the author’s clear obsession with trains seeps into characters who have no business being obsessed with trains
Incredible choice of phrase when the actual leadership of the actual city have spent all week telling him exactly how this CR will destroy us
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Incredible choice of phrase when the actual leadership of the actual city have spent all week telling him exactly how this CR will destroy us
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A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
this week may merit a break from my break from drinking
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this week may merit a break from my break from drinking
said my last name out loud in an inter-office meeting, prompting startled murmurs from people I’ve known for years
March 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
said my last name out loud in an inter-office meeting, prompting startled murmurs from people I’ve known for years
I must know how many dollars Pasek and Paul demanded in exchange for allowing “This Is Me” to be re-recorded as “We-go-vy” I MUST
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I must know how many dollars Pasek and Paul demanded in exchange for allowing “This Is Me” to be re-recorded as “We-go-vy” I MUST
“Feels like 12°” why do terrible things happen to mediocre people
March 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“Feels like 12°” why do terrible things happen to mediocre people
“local monopoly” lol get fucked
February 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“local monopoly” lol get fucked
I feel mostly safe biking around DC, but I’ve learned that if a motorist is screwing up your trip by breaking the law (and they do so constantly) then there is just no way to bring that to their attention that will not run the risk of them literally threatening to kill you.
February 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I feel mostly safe biking around DC, but I’ve learned that if a motorist is screwing up your trip by breaking the law (and they do so constantly) then there is just no way to bring that to their attention that will not run the risk of them literally threatening to kill you.
some things we’ve called our dog recently (3/3):
el oso good
Slobberdog Bigošobig
sloucho
slug dog
tall dog
that’s a hot dog.
el wachimancito
wigglytuft
zucchini bellini
el oso good
Slobberdog Bigošobig
sloucho
slug dog
tall dog
that’s a hot dog.
el wachimancito
wigglytuft
zucchini bellini
February 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
some things we’ve called our dog recently (3/3):
el oso good
Slobberdog Bigošobig
sloucho
slug dog
tall dog
that’s a hot dog.
el wachimancito
wigglytuft
zucchini bellini
el oso good
Slobberdog Bigošobig
sloucho
slug dog
tall dog
that’s a hot dog.
el wachimancito
wigglytuft
zucchini bellini
some things we’ve called our dog recently (2/3):
floppo
grabbodog
grosso stinko
Groucho Barx
grumpo
large-o
little lamb
Mr. Monster
orange dog bad
floppo
grabbodog
grosso stinko
Groucho Barx
grumpo
large-o
little lamb
Mr. Monster
orange dog bad
February 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
some things we’ve called our dog recently (2/3):
floppo
grabbodog
grosso stinko
Groucho Barx
grumpo
large-o
little lamb
Mr. Monster
orange dog bad
floppo
grabbodog
grosso stinko
Groucho Barx
grumpo
large-o
little lamb
Mr. Monster
orange dog bad
some things we’ve called our dog recently (1/3):
Bad Bunny
BaeSon D’roolo
Big Bear Café
big bear parfait
boss baby
chompo
dog in charge
el dragón cómodo
Droolia Fox
Bad Bunny
BaeSon D’roolo
Big Bear Café
big bear parfait
boss baby
chompo
dog in charge
el dragón cómodo
Droolia Fox
February 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
some things we’ve called our dog recently (1/3):
Bad Bunny
BaeSon D’roolo
Big Bear Café
big bear parfait
boss baby
chompo
dog in charge
el dragón cómodo
Droolia Fox
Bad Bunny
BaeSon D’roolo
Big Bear Café
big bear parfait
boss baby
chompo
dog in charge
el dragón cómodo
Droolia Fox
(Regina Spektor voice)
🎼 You are my sweetest groundhog
I love your furs, I love your furs 🎶
🎼 You are my sweetest groundhog
I love your furs, I love your furs 🎶
February 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
(Regina Spektor voice)
🎼 You are my sweetest groundhog
I love your furs, I love your furs 🎶
🎼 You are my sweetest groundhog
I love your furs, I love your furs 🎶
shibari: putting the “me” in “macrame”
January 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
shibari: putting the “me” in “macrame”
I intend to blame the NYC gays for the DC Horse Meat Disco fiasco until proven otherwise. Probably also after proven otherwise
January 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I intend to blame the NYC gays for the DC Horse Meat Disco fiasco until proven otherwise. Probably also after proven otherwise