Disco
Disco
@discotech.bsky.social
Reposted by Disco
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Watching some random spaghetti western at the taco shop. Lol that's a first
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by Disco
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Disco
What food mascot has the most punchable face?
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Disco
Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by Disco
Daily bunny no.3156 can give you some recommendations
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by Disco
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Disco
Daily bunny no.3146 is doing some sparring
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Reposted by Disco
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek

Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by Disco
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Disco
McDonald’s Magic Snack Makers (1993-1995): A line of McDonald's-branded toys from Mattel, that allowed children (or maybe some adults) to create edible replicas of classic McDonald's foods at home. Explore this thread to learn more about each one!
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Disco
? 뭔가 문제라도?
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Reposted by Disco
Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by Disco
snake skeleton guy
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The first bite of PEEPS of the season
What are your food "simple pleasures"?

For me, it's opening a fresh, brand new jar of peanut butter. What about you?
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Getting the whole orange to peel in one try, then splitting it in half.
What are your food "simple pleasures"?

For me, it's opening a fresh, brand new jar of peanut butter. What about you?
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Disco
Daily bunny no.3094 has been caught red-handed
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yo they got a mod leaderboard now??!!??!?!
Twitch is launching a new moderation analytics dashboard.
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thanks, i hate it
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That Ol' Dirty Bastard got away with saying "yeah baby i like it raw" all over radio and tv 😂😂😂 #rip
September 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gambino is a call girl.

FUCK YOU. PAY ME.
September 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Disco
The Smaug Dragon
It is possible to stat up a dragon in Old School Essentials by taking Smaug’s boasts literally. “My armor is like tenfold shields” A shield provides a +1 bonus to AC. Multiplied by 10, this gives our dragon an Armor Class of -1 [20]. “My teeth are swords” A sword does 1d8 damage. Smaug’s teeth are like “swords” plural: our dragon has a bite attack that does at least 2d8 damage. Let’s say it’s three swords, for 3d8. “My claws spears” Spears do 1d6 damage and have the “brace” and “missile” properties. Our dragon has two claw attacks that do 1d6 damage, with double damage against charging enemies (the dragon feigns distraction, then lashes out with surprising speed). Obviously it can't throw its claws, but let's say the dragon can perform a flying leap with a claw attack, moving between 5–60 feet. This leap gets +1 to-hit against opponents within 20’ and a -1 to-hit against opponents more than 40’ away. The dragon cannot leap two rounds in a row. “The shock of my tail a thunderbolt” Paraphrasing from the Lightning Bolt spell, our dragon can lash its tail in a 60’ line. Creatures caught by the tail attack suffer 5d6 damage, with a successful Save vs Wands indicating half damage. The dragon cannot move in a turn where it uses its tail strike, and cannot lash its tail two rounds in a row. (This is the minimum caster level required to cast lightning bolt. You could instead use the dragon’s HD as the caster level to determine the number of d6s, or the 9th level implied by the OSE red dragon’s spell selection) “My wings a hurricane” From the Control Weather entry for “high winds”: the dragon’s wingbeats create powerful winds that can impede lesser creatures. Whenever the dragon flies or leaps, movement rates for smaller creatures within 180’ are halved. Missile fire and flight within this area is impossible (smaller flying creatures are knocked back, potentially taking damage if they hit a solid object). In sandy areas, may cause a sandstorm, reducing visibility to 20’. “And my breath death!” You could use the Death Spell here, but the OSE dragon’s breath weapon is pretty deadly already. Let’s say that the dragon’s fire ignites flammable materials and anyone who fails their Save vs Breath, dealing 1d8 damage for two rounds (as burning oil). Smaug is red, so we'll use the Red Dragon to fill in the rest of the stat block. Dragon AC -1 [20] HD 10** Attacks [2 x claw (1d6), 1 x bite (3d8)], leap [2d6 + wingstorm], tail strike [5d6], or breath THAC0 11 [+8] Movement 90’ (30’) / 240’ (80’) flying Saving Throws D6 W7 P8 B8 S10 Morale 10 Alignment Chaotic XP 2,300 Number Appearing 1 Treasure Type H Breath Weapon: 90’ long cone of fire, 2’ wide at the mouth and 30’ wide at the far end. All caught in the area suffer damage equal to the dragon’s current hit points (save vs breath for half). All flammable objects and any creatures that fail their save are caught on fire, suffering 1d8 damage for two rounds. Can be used 3/day. Flying Leap: range 60’, 2d6 damage. This leap gets +1 to-hit against opponents within 20’ and a -1 to-hit against opponents more than 40’ away. The dragon’s wingstorm is active on any round where it uses its flying leap. The dragon automatically wins initiative in a round where it uses its flying leap. The dragon cannot leap two rounds in a row. Wingstorm: the dragon’s wingbeats create powerful winds that can impede lesser creatures. Whenever the dragon flies or leaps, movement rates for smaller creatures within 180’ are halved. Missile fire and flight within this area is impossible (smaller flying creatures are knocked back, potentially taking damage if they hit a solid object). In sandy areas, may cause a sandstorm, reducing visibility to 20’. **Swift As A Snake:** characters that charge a dragon take 2d6 damage (save vs breath for half) as the monster lashes out with its claws. Fire Immunity Pride: dragons are immensely proud creatures and will always listen to flattery. Language: dragons speak their own language plus any languages used by creatures that live near their lairs. Dragon Reaction Roll 2d6, no modifiers 2-: Attacks 3–5: Demands tribute. The dragon is hungry and impatient, and will attack if its demands are not met immediately. 6–8: Demands tribute. The dragon is interested or has recently fed, and will make a game of the interaction and only attacks if thwarted or annoyed. 9–11: Amused condescension. Demands tribute, but roll at +1. 12+: Asleep Dragon Tribute 2d6 + CHA modifier 2–: your lives, everything you have, and the dragon is angry enough to go and destroy the nearest settlement afterwards. 3–5: one large animal or person per HD of the dragon, and/or 1,000 gp per HD. 6–8: one large animal or person and/or 500 gp per HD. 9–11: the dragon is open to proposals. What have you got? 12: the dragon falls asleep or wanders off.
houselesshills.blogspot.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Disco
Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Reposted by Disco
August 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Reposted by Disco
this came to me in a dream
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM