DiscordianStooge
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One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
It's hard to tell if this just because he's an idiot or if his doctors and aides are also all lying to him.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They're hedging on whether Hegseth gave an illegal order, but they don't seem at all concerned that *someone* gave the order, or the pilot acted on his own. The strike happened, so someone is guilty.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Some ppl have seemingly forgot that political news media spun up a "Biden secretly has parkinsons" story out of a doctor visiting the WH while the admin was working on Parkinsons policy or that Nuzzis big "Biden didnt remember me" piece was written when she was secretly working for RFK Jrs campaign
The actual "worse than watergate" scandal is how much news media collectively worked to ratfuck a Democratic presidency by largely inventing health/mental acuity concerns for hyperventilate about while largely ignoring the very real & worsening issues in front of their faces from Trump
Both taken this weekend:
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I mostly liked Weapons, but I didn't get the turn to comedy in the last 20 minutes or so. I didn't even hate it, but it just so totally was against the tone of the rest of the movie.
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I will say it’s good to see TPUSA is carrying on Charlie Kirk’s legacy by being an irredeemable piece of garbage.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dear lord. #Vikings
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.

It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I didn't think it would be even worth watching the #Vikings today, but the defense is making it fun, at least.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dylan Sampson is an average height man, and he looks like a hobbit standing around his teammates.
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Kristi Noem is conclusive proof that the sort of person who would murder a dog in cold blood is *exactly* the sort of person you think they are
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Minneapolis is beautiful in the snow.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Darwin would like to be someone's Xmas gift. #Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Weird choice for my work gym, but help is always appreciated.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Just want it to be clear to all the troops, sailors, pilots, Venezuelans who might be put in harm's way in the coming days. Trump's not sending you to war because Maduro deals drugs. He's sending you to war because Maduro didn't give him a percentage.
Trump does another Sicario bsky.app/profile/reic...
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We should see some newspapers cease to exist by the time this is all over.
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?

"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
We should see some universities cease to exist by the time this is over.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Trump said today he'll be pardoning former Honduran President Juan Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking and weapons charges in 2024 and sentenced to 45 years in prison.

Waging a drug war on Venezuela while pardoning a narco-terrorist takes hypocrisy to a level once thought impossible.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"Vice President Vance calls US soldiers liars."
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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In celebration of Native American Heritage Day, the Wild produced a first-of-its-kind broadcast in conjunction with the team’s new arena sponsor.
Wild make history with Ojibwe-language television broadcast
In celebration of Native American Heritage Day, the Wild produced a first-of-its-kind broadcast in conjunction with the team’s new arena sponsor.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ukraine can just say they were carrying fentanyl.
A second oil tanker has gone up in flames in the Black Sea. Both ships have been identified as the M/T Kairos and M/T Virat. The destination of both oilers is the Russian port of Novorossiysk.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
@nbcnews.com @npr.org @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy You should report about this.
The Department of Homeland Security posted an active call for far-right ethnic cleansing today. Not a dogwhistle, not a euphemism, just directly saying “we must eliminate all non-whites from America."

The US is not "on the road to fascist authoritarian white supremacy." It's at the destination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM