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@direprophecies.bsky.social
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Engineer. Writer. Composer. Wolf.

Writing: direprophecies.com
Music: m.soundcloud.com/user-784043988
Location: Seattle
Pronouns: He/Puppy
Orientation: Bi/Switch/Vers/Open 🏳️‍🌈
SO: @tekfox.bsky.social
Wolf: @phoenixforge.bsky.social
Puppy: @MadeFurYou.com
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Dire | Get weird or GTFO @direprophecies.bsky.social · Nov 7
What to do
When a puppy looks at you
With need in his eyes and between his thighs
With a wag, blush, and grin he begs
Please, may we begin?
I’ll bury my nose, I’ll lift my tail
Whatever you want
Just leave your scent…everywhere
And this pup implores
Make me yours!
With love, please deeply fill him
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cursedpingu.bsky.social
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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taliruq.bsky.social
Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself”

For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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seireinosenshi.bsky.social
Talk to the paws !!!!!

Next con is TFF ! Who am i going to see their ? Will have a few suits packed and hope to have them out and about. Would love to swap suits if anyone is willing (def want to try a BNC, SpiritPanda, twinky, MCB etc)

Photo by: @blyze.bsky.social
Suit by: @thatsfurredup.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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direprophecies.bsky.social
Gosh 😳
@lunareklipz.bsky.social
May 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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lunareklipz.bsky.social
Roses are red, just get in bed~🩵
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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peche.bsky.social
Happy valentines to my perfectly weird and wonderful match @theamazingkodi.bsky.social 🥰

🎨 @foxudders.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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alfakimera.bsky.social
Fireflies on the porch 🌌

Happy Valentine's Day!! Here's my gift for all #NITW fans and MaeBea enjoyers 💙
#nightinthewoods #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
direprophecies.bsky.social
I don’t know if you know this, but there’s a special fox I really like.
@tekfox.bsky.social 🐺❤️🦊
February 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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bubblewolf.bsky.social
'Carys and Caria'
An anthropomorphic lioness stands amongst pale-coloured foliage.
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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neonslushie.com
fireflies 🌟
A digital illustration of two cartoon anthropomorphic mustelid characters; one a stoat and the other an otter. They are standing upright, embracing one another and staring into each other's eyes with their noses pressed together. The background is a clear starry night with a few clouds in the sky. Bright fireflies glow around them. 🎨 #FurryArt
February 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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xerxes.doghauswx.com
happy V-day to the best smelling shep this side of the Mississippi :3 ❤️ @doggologic.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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vignette.bsky.social
13+ years and I still believe he’s the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Love you, @kiba.bsky.social 💕

🎨: @wolfsifi.bsky.social
A digital art piece depicting a brown striped hyena embracing a teal deer.
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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kilmo.bsky.social
Happy Valentoon’s Day ❤️🐽❤️
February 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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vayrwolf.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite huggable husky, @hifihusky.bsky.social! Looking forward to many more years of keeping you as my #1 Valentine ❤️ 🌹 💘 💖 💞 💓 💋

Art by @thatlionthing.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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hifihusky.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's to my very own @vayrwolf.bsky.social. Love you always waff 💙💙💙
🎨 @thatlionthing.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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mintymori.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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affirmationcoyote.bsky.social
Word.

Well, words.
A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges.
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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slut.dog
Friendly reminder that undetectable = untransmittable! If someone is HIV+ and has an undetectable viral load they cannot transmit the virus. Most HIV+ folks are getting regular tests to ensure their VL remains at healthy levels

You can be HIV positive and still have an active and healthy sex life!
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
👇👇👇👇
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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bubbagummyeen.bsky.social
Happy Friday The 13th.

He wants to know if you wanna go camping. For no particular reason.
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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naughtyrygar.bsky.social
I love giving rides. Who’s a good puppy? @direprophecies.bsky.social rode me like a good puppy! 🐶💕🐯

📹 @fuseshepskyad.bsky.social

#murrsuit #FursuitFriday #uncut
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
direprophecies.bsky.social
Just fyi, this video isn’t a pre-built filter, it’s pieced together from may layered effects and sounds in CapCut, like all my little videos are.

I just want people to know I put real effort into these, and really enjoy making them. ^^
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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wildestcolt.bsky.social
🖤🤍

#PonyPlay #PonyBoy #LatexPony
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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animalshapes.bsky.social
Hit the slopes! 🏔️

[ #art #commissions ]
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM