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Patheticboar
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I'm friendly! Everything is fine guys :3 you can put your fingers through the bars it's okay! I'm friendly! I'm nice! I'm friendly!

// Non-serious rp
Pinned
*Sharply turns to face you; eyes wild and dark. The strong scent of metal and blood staining my entire body.*
Ah, hello there! Would you like to join The Blue Lions? ;3
You know, I actually think that I've come quite a long way these past six years! It has taken a lot of hard work but I'm starting to live for myself and- Is that SOTHIS!?
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I will rope a bunch of dangling cows to his house as a show of peace on his birthday :]
who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday

...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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leaked footage
July 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dedue... :]
July 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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bow down to the king...
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I remember when he'd beat me up and call me a stupid dumb mean poopy peepee fart face because I broke his cool sword... This just happened a few days ago now that I think about it
July 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sometimes I dream of Felix and I trading daggers... Perhaps I am just being silly again
July 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes I get the urge to eat rocks.... Crunchy
July 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Pride month will continue through the rest of the year until morale improves
June 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*Points at you* Friend shaped...
June 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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happy fates day.
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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ive been sentenced to the ball pit
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
*Clawing through the woods in the dead of night, looking like I just lost a fight against a particularly ravenous chipmunk* Happy.... Birthday Edelgard
June 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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into da baby basket
June 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He doesn't even really like sweets, and it was probably Flayn though I would not say that to his face
Someone got into Seteth's cookie jar again... Now he's interrogating us
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someone got into Seteth's cookie jar again... Now he's interrogating us
June 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Thank you to @dimitrifireemblem.bsky.social for spending some time with me to eat some lobster and drinking wine.
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Today five years ago it was pajama day, I remember marching into gronder field in my unicorn onesie....
June 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
*Sees the classroom empty because all of the students are getting thrown in detention*
June 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Snorfs you
June 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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ike really said "racism: DNI"
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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every rat deserves a plamcake stack
June 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I want to bite something....
June 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM