Emblem Byleth
@byletheisner696969.bsky.social
I hope for your sake, you don't get sent to detention whilst I am on detention duty AND have a ruler at hand. Pray that you don't fail your exams.
// Unserious RP alt used for shitposting
🚫 Not spoiler free
☆ = ooc (Ran by @sacredstarlordpi.bsky.social)
// Unserious RP alt used for shitposting
🚫 Not spoiler free
☆ = ooc (Ran by @sacredstarlordpi.bsky.social)
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☆ new pinned with additional rp info and headcanons [1/?]
-don't force me to commit to an actual rp, or force any of my posts into a rp, because this acc is more of a shitposting acc than it is a rp acc
-as far as shipping goes, I'd rather shezleth be the main ship than byleth x any house leaders
-don't force me to commit to an actual rp, or force any of my posts into a rp, because this acc is more of a shitposting acc than it is a rp acc
-as far as shipping goes, I'd rather shezleth be the main ship than byleth x any house leaders
I miss my wife and my wife
theyre not missing or anything, theyre just having fun at the ninja festival in hoshido
...while im stuck in this emblem ring, teaching everyone how to break dance in the somniel and to not lose their belongings
enjoy the picture of them
theyre not missing or anything, theyre just having fun at the ninja festival in hoshido
...while im stuck in this emblem ring, teaching everyone how to break dance in the somniel and to not lose their belongings
enjoy the picture of them
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I miss my wife and my wife
theyre not missing or anything, theyre just having fun at the ninja festival in hoshido
...while im stuck in this emblem ring, teaching everyone how to break dance in the somniel and to not lose their belongings
enjoy the picture of them
theyre not missing or anything, theyre just having fun at the ninja festival in hoshido
...while im stuck in this emblem ring, teaching everyone how to break dance in the somniel and to not lose their belongings
enjoy the picture of them
Reposted by Emblem Byleth
☆ ive been thinking about abandoning this and my other rp alts im ngl. idk chief, I remember making this at the beginning of the year because I was bored and thought it would be funny to hop on the FERP thing
but I think it kind of fell off for me after june, and I find myself using it less
but I think it kind of fell off for me after june, and I find myself using it less
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
☆ ive been thinking about abandoning this and my other rp alts im ngl. idk chief, I remember making this at the beginning of the year because I was bored and thought it would be funny to hop on the FERP thing
but I think it kind of fell off for me after june, and I find myself using it less
but I think it kind of fell off for me after june, and I find myself using it less
...Someone dragged my mattress out of my room, while I was still sleeping on it, and pushed it into the middle of the ocean.
But I'm too tired to teach today so I'm going back to sleep.
But I'm too tired to teach today so I'm going back to sleep.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
...Someone dragged my mattress out of my room, while I was still sleeping on it, and pushed it into the middle of the ocean.
But I'm too tired to teach today so I'm going back to sleep.
But I'm too tired to teach today so I'm going back to sleep.
DID YOU KNOW I HATE AMOGUS IMPOSTORS >:(
I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY THAT EVEN THE DIVINE PULSE WASN'T ENOUGH TO SAVE MY FATHER FROM GETTING STABBED BY A CULTIST THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A STUDENT >:OOOOO
I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY THAT EVEN THE DIVINE PULSE WASN'T ENOUGH TO SAVE MY FATHER FROM GETTING STABBED BY A CULTIST THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A STUDENT >:OOOOO
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
DID YOU KNOW I HATE AMOGUS IMPOSTORS >:(
I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY THAT EVEN THE DIVINE PULSE WASN'T ENOUGH TO SAVE MY FATHER FROM GETTING STABBED BY A CULTIST THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A STUDENT >:OOOOO
I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY THAT EVEN THE DIVINE PULSE WASN'T ENOUGH TO SAVE MY FATHER FROM GETTING STABBED BY A CULTIST THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A STUDENT >:OOOOO
...What's this about Dimitri becoming a were-lion again???
September 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
...What's this about Dimitri becoming a were-lion again???
WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AFTER HOURS?? SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP >:O
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AFTER HOURS?? SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP >:O
You've had well over 24 hours so I hope you've completed your chores— i mean your scavenger hunt, so that.
wait where the fuck is that horny ass goody two shoes marth.
wait where the fuck is that horny ass goody two shoes marth.
alright class, your assignment is to find all the lost items scattered across garreg mach bECAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THE TRINKETS YOU IRRESPONSIBLY LOSE LIKE A DUMB DUMB (butterfingers...)
September 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
You've had well over 24 hours so I hope you've completed your chores— i mean your scavenger hunt, so that.
wait where the fuck is that horny ass goody two shoes marth.
wait where the fuck is that horny ass goody two shoes marth.
alright class, your assignment is to find all the lost items scattered across garreg mach bECAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THE TRINKETS YOU IRRESPONSIBLY LOSE LIKE A DUMB DUMB (butterfingers...)
September 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
alright class, your assignment is to find all the lost items scattered across garreg mach bECAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THE TRINKETS YOU IRRESPONSIBLY LOSE LIKE A DUMB DUMB (butterfingers...)
Grrr.... I can feel it... The DISCOURSE IS BACK... *(overdramatic hyperventilating)*
STRONG URGE TO SEND ALL MY ROWDY ASS STUDENTS TO PERMANENT DETENTION.... RETURNING...
STRONG URGE TO SEND ALL MY ROWDY ASS STUDENTS TO PERMANENT DETENTION.... RETURNING...
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Grrr.... I can feel it... The DISCOURSE IS BACK... *(overdramatic hyperventilating)*
STRONG URGE TO SEND ALL MY ROWDY ASS STUDENTS TO PERMANENT DETENTION.... RETURNING...
STRONG URGE TO SEND ALL MY ROWDY ASS STUDENTS TO PERMANENT DETENTION.... RETURNING...
edelgard got issued a detention for no homework, and as her punishment...
...who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead?
...who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead?
July 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
edelgard got issued a detention for no homework, and as her punishment...
...who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead?
...who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead?
☆ ...ok i know this screams 2019, but
who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday
...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
July 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
☆ ...ok i know this screams 2019, but
who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday
...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
July 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday
...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.
Gee it sure would be nice to be, oh i don't know, INVITED TO THE BEACH INSTEAD OF BEING STUCK TEACHING MY STUDENTS, JUST SAYING.
July 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Gee it sure would be nice to be, oh i don't know, INVITED TO THE BEACH INSTEAD OF BEING STUCK TEACHING MY STUDENTS, JUST SAYING.
I suppose for his birthday only, leo will get a get out of detention free card but it expires after his birthday ends :I
June 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I suppose for his birthday only, leo will get a get out of detention free card but it expires after his birthday ends :I
I COMMAND MY FRIEND TO SENTENCE MARTH TO DEATH BY A THOUSAND SCRATCHES
hm... not bad for a start to this day. micaiah is finally here in askr, and byleth finally has friends now instead of attacking his students with his ruler.
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I COMMAND MY FRIEND TO SENTENCE MARTH TO DEATH BY A THOUSAND SCRATCHES
I found a friend at garreg mach :)
@thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase
👉👈
@thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase
👉👈
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I found a friend at garreg mach :)
@thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase
👉👈
@thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase
👉👈
imagine being strong enough to destroy wooden tanks and stone walls... but struggle pulling a turnip out off the ground to the point where you needed the flop ass owl's help
ON WHAT PLANET WOULD SOMEONE HARVEST AN OVERSIZED TURNIP IN WHICH FOUR (4) PEOPLE WOULD STRUGGLE COLLECTING IT??? 😭🙏
June 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
imagine being strong enough to destroy wooden tanks and stone walls... but struggle pulling a turnip out off the ground to the point where you needed the flop ass owl's help
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June 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I found a tasty sandwich in the cafe, but I accidentally knocked it onto the floor with my elbow as I was leaning against the table it was on. I chose to eat the sandwich anyways because whoever it belonged to, it's their fault for leaving it on the edge of the table like a dumb dumb :I
June 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I found a tasty sandwich in the cafe, but I accidentally knocked it onto the floor with my elbow as I was leaning against the table it was on. I chose to eat the sandwich anyways because whoever it belonged to, it's their fault for leaving it on the edge of the table like a dumb dumb :I
im ngl, being an emblem that cannot eat made me miss having up to 10 meals a day... :(
June 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
im ngl, being an emblem that cannot eat made me miss having up to 10 meals a day... :(
hotdog taco hamburger
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
hotdog taco hamburger
happy birthday edelgard.
...damnit if only I was corporeal I would have given her a teddy bear... but I suppose the next best thing is to say that she is free from going to detention just for today.
...damnit if only I was corporeal I would have given her a teddy bear... but I suppose the next best thing is to say that she is free from going to detention just for today.
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
happy birthday edelgard.
...damnit if only I was corporeal I would have given her a teddy bear... but I suppose the next best thing is to say that she is free from going to detention just for today.
...damnit if only I was corporeal I would have given her a teddy bear... but I suppose the next best thing is to say that she is free from going to detention just for today.
the real reason why I turn everyone's hair purple every time I engage with them is because...
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...I miss my wife :(
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...I miss my wife :(
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
the real reason why I turn everyone's hair purple every time I engage with them is because...
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...I miss my wife :(
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...I miss my wife :(