Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
@dimhouston.bsky.social
Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.
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Announcing Mööber!
Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.
Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.
Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli
We’ll take this loss but make up for it when we pave Keji.
Province rejects golf course proposal for West Mabou Beach Provincial Park
By @dartjenhen.bsky.social
By @dartjenhen.bsky.social
Province rejects golf course proposal for West Mabou Beach Provincial Park - Halifax Examiner
Opposition to the project – including from the Tourism Industry Association of Nova Scotia and environmental groups across the province – had ramped up in recent days.
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We’ll take this loss but make up for it when we pave Keji.
Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.
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Tim Houston and the Nova Scotia PC Party use the military as a populist tool. If he wants to show respect, he can make substantive policy changes. Or give us Nov 11 as a stat holiday?
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
When symbols replace substance: Tim Houston’s populist use of the military - The Coast | News, events, restaurants, concerts and Burger Week for Halifax, Nova Scotia
Opinion writer Liz LeClair tackles premier Tim Houston's most recent attempt to capitalize on the military for his own public gain.
www.thecoast.ca
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tim Houston and the Nova Scotia PC Party use the military as a populist tool. If he wants to show respect, he can make substantive policy changes. Or give us Nov 11 as a stat holiday?
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
If a veteran were on trial for any crime, and any member of the court (clerks, lawyers, judges, etc) were wearing a symbol of support (yes, even a poppy) then bias is introduced to an impartial process. The issue is bias. It had nothing to do with politics until a politician made it so. -ND
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If a veteran were on trial for any crime, and any member of the court (clerks, lawyers, judges, etc) were wearing a symbol of support (yes, even a poppy) then bias is introduced to an impartial process. The issue is bias. It had nothing to do with politics until a politician made it so. -ND
Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!
Thanking @thechronicleherald.bsky.social in advance for the best picture that will be transformed into pure fun. -ND
"This order was issued under the guise that the poppy is somehow a 'political statement,'" Tim Houston said. "This is disgusting.“"
www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...
www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...
Is a poppy a political statement? Nova Scotia premier blasts 'disgusting' ban on court staff wearing them
Nova Scotia premier Tim Houston vows to protect workers' right to wear poppies during Remembrance week.
www.saltwire.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thanking @thechronicleherald.bsky.social in advance for the best picture that will be transformed into pure fun. -ND
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An American scam forcing itself upon Canadians thanks to Harper 2.0 & authoritarian Premiers like Tim Houston who just unilaterally ended Nova Scotia's ban on fracking. youtu.be/K2oL4SFwkkw
Natural Gas Is Scamming America | Climate Town
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November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
An American scam forcing itself upon Canadians thanks to Harper 2.0 & authoritarian Premiers like Tim Houston who just unilaterally ended Nova Scotia's ban on fracking. youtu.be/K2oL4SFwkkw
I don’t worry about ruining bike lanes. That’s a non-issue for me fam.
Tim Houston can you stop worrying about ruining bike lanes and concern yourself more about the lack of cellular network across the province thank you
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don’t worry about ruining bike lanes. That’s a non-issue for me fam.
Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND
I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND
With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!
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Volunteers behind Save West Mabou Beach Provincial Park group have ordered 100 signs featuring the premier that parody advertising used by realtors. #WestMabouBeach #ProvincialPark
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Volunteers behind Save West Mabou Beach Provincial Park group have ordered 100 signs featuring the premier that parody advertising used by realtors. #WestMabouBeach #ProvincialPark
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.
I tried No Nut November but by day five my Fitbit thought I died.
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I tried No Nut November but by day five my Fitbit thought I died.
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” - George Constanza
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” - George Constanza
Looks like he’s hiding a croissant that lost the will to bake.
When I get to 3,000 followers I’ll spill the tea on one Nova Scotia MLA who, according to his wife, is “all foreskin.” It’s apparently a built-in windsock. What a team we have!
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Looks like he’s hiding a croissant that lost the will to bake.
When I get to 3,000 followers I’ll spill the tea on one Nova Scotia MLA who, according to his wife, is “all foreskin.” It’s apparently a built-in windsock. What a team we have!
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
When I get to 3,000 followers I’ll spill the tea on one Nova Scotia MLA who, according to his wife, is “all foreskin.” It’s apparently a built-in windsock. What a team we have!
That quiet is the sound of every @bluejays.com fan shitting their pants. -ND
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That quiet is the sound of every @bluejays.com fan shitting their pants. -ND
Special interests are always talking about turning back the clock on progress. I actually did it.
I don’t follow the clock. The clock follows me. That’s leadership.
I don’t follow the clock. The clock follows me. That’s leadership.
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Special interests are always talking about turning back the clock on progress. I actually did it.
I don’t follow the clock. The clock follows me. That’s leadership.
I don’t follow the clock. The clock follows me. That’s leadership.
These Blue Jays have 1 touchdown to the Dodgers 3 touchdowns. My boy Doug Ford needs to shake this team up. Unacceptable! #WANTITALL
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
These Blue Jays have 1 touchdown to the Dodgers 3 touchdowns. My boy Doug Ford needs to shake this team up. Unacceptable! #WANTITALL
We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #Halloween
Make sure you sit on the toilet and google science-illiterate websites as a warm up before wearing.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Make sure you sit on the toilet and google science-illiterate websites as a warm up before wearing.
To be fair, none of these four even believe we have a coastline.
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
To be fair, none of these four even believe we have a coastline.
I didn’t even make the list? Probably since @thecoast.ca doesn’t have a social media presence anymore and their content is 95% AI generated since they fired most of their writers. I guess I’ll try harder for next year. 😂
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I didn’t even make the list? Probably since @thecoast.ca doesn’t have a social media presence anymore and their content is 95% AI generated since they fired most of their writers. I guess I’ll try harder for next year. 😂