Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
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Announcing Mööber!
Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.
Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.
Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
ND here. I’ve been taking some “me” time. Mental health reset. Actual time off. I’ll be back soon. But I couldn’t resist chiming in on the underwear thing though. That’s just too good to pass up. :)
See you soon. -ND
See you soon. -ND
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
ND here. I’ve been taking some “me” time. Mental health reset. Actual time off. I’ll be back soon. But I couldn’t resist chiming in on the underwear thing though. That’s just too good to pass up. :)
See you soon. -ND
See you soon. -ND
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#NovaScotia
N.S. couple donates 46 acres for an ‘intentional community’ with affordable housing
What a wonderful thing to do for the community in Antigonish!
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N.S. couple donates 46 acres for an ‘intentional community’ with affordable housing
What a wonderful thing to do for the community in Antigonish!
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www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
N.S. couple donates 46 acres for an ‘intentional community’ with affordable housing
The chair of Antigonish Affordable Housing says she hopes shovels will go in the ground in late summer for the affordable housing units, as they are sorely needed in the area.
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January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
#NovaScotia
N.S. couple donates 46 acres for an ‘intentional community’ with affordable housing
What a wonderful thing to do for the community in Antigonish!
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www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
N.S. couple donates 46 acres for an ‘intentional community’ with affordable housing
What a wonderful thing to do for the community in Antigonish!
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www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
I own high-quality loungewear too. Leadership = inclusion.
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I own high-quality loungewear too. Leadership = inclusion.
I just want to say I support collaboration at all levels of government. For the record, I would have worn pants if asked. Or not. I’m flexible. And I was free that night, by the way.
January 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I just want to say I support collaboration at all levels of government. For the record, I would have worn pants if asked. Or not. I’m flexible. And I was free that night, by the way.
Overheard: “Your boyfriend looks like his mother built him from someone’s drawing of him from memory.” That’s creative. -ND
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Overheard: “Your boyfriend looks like his mother built him from someone’s drawing of him from memory.” That’s creative. -ND
Three parts of this film that I bawl at every year. Wanna guess which parts?
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Three parts of this film that I bawl at every year. Wanna guess which parts?
Warmest Greetings from the cheeks of Christmas past.
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Warmest Greetings from the cheeks of Christmas past.
I have a bit of fun with this parody account. It stands in absolute awe of the political reality going on south of the 49th parallel. Fucking designing battleships now like it’s 1941. -ND
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have a bit of fun with this parody account. It stands in absolute awe of the political reality going on south of the 49th parallel. Fucking designing battleships now like it’s 1941. -ND
Instead of the “old bridge” and “new bridge,” we’re now rebranding them Candy Cane Bridge and Shittyview Bridge.
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Instead of the “old bridge” and “new bridge,” we’re now rebranding them Candy Cane Bridge and Shittyview Bridge.
Just saw a commercial with Dr. Strang and I’m wondering who let him out of the dungeon in the basement of the Legislature? We don’t need facts and reasonability. We need more other things, faster.
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just saw a commercial with Dr. Strang and I’m wondering who let him out of the dungeon in the basement of the Legislature? We don’t need facts and reasonability. We need more other things, faster.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
People in power playing peekaboo with the Epstein files is oddly fitting for a bunch of fucking pedos. -ND
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
People in power playing peekaboo with the Epstein files is oddly fitting for a bunch of fucking pedos. -ND
I’m not lying. I just choose to believe in potential truths.
Don't forget, every lie Tim Houston tells is an admission that he thinks you're stupid.
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m not lying. I just choose to believe in potential truths.
Look, I talk to lots of cops. They tell me that we have to keep an eye out for the following: golden doodles, weighted blankets, and sincere smiles. All of which have the ability to be quite harmful.
Oh good. Now the only requirement for police crack downs and raids, is because our premier “talked to a cop” ??? #nspoli
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RCMP not aware of fentanyl in illegal cannabis in Nova Scotia, despite premier's claims | CBC News
The Nova Scotia RCMP says it's not aware of any fentanyl-laced cannabis being sold by unauthorized cannabis retailers in the province, after the premier made this claim in a news conference last week....
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December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Look, I talk to lots of cops. They tell me that we have to keep an eye out for the following: golden doodles, weighted blankets, and sincere smiles. All of which have the ability to be quite harmful.
I saw this on Facebook Marketplace and now I’m gonna have someone’s holiday ASS for stealing my likeness rights.
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I saw this on Facebook Marketplace and now I’m gonna have someone’s holiday ASS for stealing my likeness rights.
The insult “cock puppet” really isn’t as popular as it should be.
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The insult “cock puppet” really isn’t as popular as it should be.
I’m told they also found an edible called “Nova Scotia Sativa: Storm Chips Edition.”
Guaranteed to knock you off the grid for 72 hours.
Guaranteed to knock you off the grid for 72 hours.
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m told they also found an edible called “Nova Scotia Sativa: Storm Chips Edition.”
Guaranteed to knock you off the grid for 72 hours.
Guaranteed to knock you off the grid for 72 hours.
We’ll continue our work with First Nations across Nova Scotia, starting with the ones who still tolerate us of course.
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We’ll continue our work with First Nations across Nova Scotia, starting with the ones who still tolerate us of course.
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Every elected official should be required to take extensive treaty education that includes how colonialism still creates barriers to reconciliation.
#Houston's response🤬 to Sipekne’katik First Nation's banning him & the PC party from their land: #NovaScotia
"Look, it's still Canada," he told reporters. "To have somebody banned from a community with an 'or else' statement is kind of bizarre for me in Canada.
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"Look, it's still Canada," he told reporters. "To have somebody banned from a community with an 'or else' statement is kind of bizarre for me in Canada.
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Sipekne’katik First Nation bans Houston, cabinet ministers | CBC News
Sipekne’katik First Nation is once again chastising the Houston government and says that the premier and two of his cabinet ministers are not welcome on reserve lands. The premier's office says it tak...
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December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every elected official should be required to take extensive treaty education that includes how colonialism still creates barriers to reconciliation.
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I would respectfully like to suggest we extend this to all unceded territory.
Sipekne’katik First Nation bans Houston, cabinet ministers | CBC News
Sipekne’katik First Nation is once again chastising the Houston government and says that the premier and two of his cabinet ministers are not welcome on reserve lands. The premier's office says it tak...
www.cbc.ca
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I would respectfully like to suggest we extend this to all unceded territory.
I tried to pronounce Sipekne’katik without a teleprompter and I blew some kind of internal fuse.
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I tried to pronounce Sipekne’katik without a teleprompter and I blew some kind of internal fuse.
My loyal subjects tell us they want government to be fully transparent. Weird because they also tell us they see right through what we say. Mission accomplished!
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My loyal subjects tell us they want government to be fully transparent. Weird because they also tell us they see right through what we say. Mission accomplished!
Who did this? Not nice!
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Who did this? Not nice!
After hearing a creak in my kitchen, I’m declaring ghosts a public nuisance.
Police will hereby ticket any cold draft, unexplained breezes or mysterious bumps in the middle of the night. If no ghosts are found, tickets will go to the property owner. And no more haunted houses.
Police will hereby ticket any cold draft, unexplained breezes or mysterious bumps in the middle of the night. If no ghosts are found, tickets will go to the property owner. And no more haunted houses.
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
After hearing a creak in my kitchen, I’m declaring ghosts a public nuisance.
Police will hereby ticket any cold draft, unexplained breezes or mysterious bumps in the middle of the night. If no ghosts are found, tickets will go to the property owner. And no more haunted houses.
Police will hereby ticket any cold draft, unexplained breezes or mysterious bumps in the middle of the night. If no ghosts are found, tickets will go to the property owner. And no more haunted houses.
Meanwhile we’ve got people openly injecting drugs on the sidewalks. -ND
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Meanwhile we’ve got people openly injecting drugs on the sidewalks. -ND