Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
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Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.
All Nova Scotians should pee sitting down. It’s far more hygienic.
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All Nova Scotians should pee sitting down. It’s far more hygienic.
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
Best I can do is a lobster-themed monorail.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Best I can do is a lobster-themed monorail.
While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli
Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.
Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!
Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND
I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND
With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!
In related news…every provincial road is now not only golf cart friendly, but golf cart priority. Share the road.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
In related news…every provincial road is now not only golf cart friendly, but golf cart priority. Share the road.
Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” - George Constanza
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” - George Constanza
We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but them shit’s expensive. #Halloween
Make sure you sit on the toilet and google science-illiterate websites as a warm up before wearing.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Make sure you sit on the toilet and google science-illiterate websites as a warm up before wearing.
To be fair, none of these four even believe we have a coastline.
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
To be fair, none of these four even believe we have a coastline.
I didn’t even make the list? Probably since @thecoast.ca doesn’t have a social media presence anymore and their content is 95% AI generated since they fired most of their writers. I guess I’ll try harder for next year. 😂
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I didn’t even make the list? Probably since @thecoast.ca doesn’t have a social media presence anymore and their content is 95% AI generated since they fired most of their writers. I guess I’ll try harder for next year. 😂
We’re doing nuclear. Remember who called it first. -ND
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We’re doing nuclear. Remember who called it first. -ND
I appointed myself as Minister of Energy. Here’s the plan:
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I appointed myself as Minister of Energy. Here’s the plan:
Too late.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Too late.
Some may call this gaslighting, but this government prefers to believe in potential truths.
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Some may call this gaslighting, but this government prefers to believe in potential truths.
NovaMINE is LIVE!
We made mining digital: no paper trails, no messy footprints. Just one polished portal where accountability is hidden under the Environment tab (hint…there is no Environment tab). #nspoli
news.novascotia.ca/en/2025/10/1...
We made mining digital: no paper trails, no messy footprints. Just one polished portal where accountability is hidden under the Environment tab (hint…there is no Environment tab). #nspoli
news.novascotia.ca/en/2025/10/1...
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
NovaMINE is LIVE!
We made mining digital: no paper trails, no messy footprints. Just one polished portal where accountability is hidden under the Environment tab (hint…there is no Environment tab). #nspoli
news.novascotia.ca/en/2025/10/1...
We made mining digital: no paper trails, no messy footprints. Just one polished portal where accountability is hidden under the Environment tab (hint…there is no Environment tab). #nspoli
news.novascotia.ca/en/2025/10/1...
This government finally tapped into something people actually want.
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This government finally tapped into something people actually want.
At the new Centre for Menopause Excellence, we employ impartial male doctors so middle-aged women will know if it’s just in their heads or not. We leased a nice, welcoming-looking building too.
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
At the new Centre for Menopause Excellence, we employ impartial male doctors so middle-aged women will know if it’s just in their heads or not. We leased a nice, welcoming-looking building too.
Bit harsh.
October 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Bit harsh.
My response to criticism of the omnibus bill:
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My response to criticism of the omnibus bill:
We’ll send New Brunswick the bill…assuming their fax machine still works.
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We’ll send New Brunswick the bill…assuming their fax machine still works.