Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
@dimhouston.bsky.social
Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.
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Announcing Mööber!
Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.
Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
Our moose-powered rideshare is an eco-friendly, sustainable alternative to cars. We’re training Nova Scotia’s moose population to carry passengers along rural roads and Halifax streets.
Had one too many wobbly pops? Missed the school bus? Call a Mööber!
This PC caucus is shedding members faster than I shed responsibilities! Impressive.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This PC caucus is shedding members faster than I shed responsibilities! Impressive.
The only renewable fuel that looks you in the eye before it drops.
What’s that smell? Rural prosperity.
Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose.
Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.
Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose.
Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The only renewable fuel that looks you in the eye before it drops.
Watching these Grade 5 kids learn how to call and steal an early election by holding it in November. #TooCold2Vote
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching these Grade 5 kids learn how to call and steal an early election by holding it in November. #TooCold2Vote
What’s that smell? Rural prosperity.
Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose.
Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.
Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose.
Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What’s that smell? Rural prosperity.
Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose.
Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.
Announcing Pööper, the world’s first biomass energy facility fuelled 100% by the droppings of our own Cape Breton moose.
Pööper will transform Nova Scotia’s most abundant natural resource into green energy. Well, brown. Green/brown energy.
We’ll apologize as soon as we finish apologizing for not reading the report. It’s a process. And the more you guys uncover the more we have to apologize before getting to the real apology eventually.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We’ll apologize as soon as we finish apologizing for not reading the report. It’s a process. And the more you guys uncover the more we have to apologize before getting to the real apology eventually.
I’m not sure what happened with the ostriches thing but since there’s a convoy and flags I’m assuming they’re all lined up to fuck some.
It looks like about 15-20 vehicles turned out for the Halifax ostrich convoy led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m not sure what happened with the ostriches thing but since there’s a convoy and flags I’m assuming they’re all lined up to fuck some.
Reposted by Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
The UK ends no-fault evictions while Nova Scotia continues to allow landlords to evict no-fault renters.
Why, Mr Houston, why?
Anything to do w/ the $16.5k donated to your campaign by landlord Scott McCrea? Or $12,377 fm landlord Joe Shannon? Or $11,644 fm landlord Kanellakos? Hmmm
#CdnPoli #HaliSky
Why, Mr Houston, why?
Anything to do w/ the $16.5k donated to your campaign by landlord Scott McCrea? Or $12,377 fm landlord Joe Shannon? Or $11,644 fm landlord Kanellakos? Hmmm
#CdnPoli #HaliSky
www.gov.uk/government/n... UK enacts Renters Rights Act and ends No Fault Evictions effective May 1, 2026 - impacting 11 million renters. #cdnpoli #rentersrights #nofaultevictions #socialhousing #tenantsrights #whatiswrongwithCanada #discover #following #ontpoli #rentershaverights
No-fault evictions to end by May next year
Historic reforms as part of the Renters' Rights Act will kick in from 1 May 2026, benefitting 11 million renters across England.
www.gov.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The fact that the Premier’s personal lawyer is also his chief of staff should ring alarm bells about a conflict of interest, not a doctor looking to help alleviate our overloaded healthcare system on the weekends when not doing MLA duties. -ND
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
MD-turned-MLA alleges political interference in effort to provide emergency department coverage | CBC News
A Nova Scotia opposition MLA who is also a doctor is concerned that delays he faced getting privileges to cover vacant shifts at the Yarmouth emergency department were the result of political interfer...
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The fact that the Premier’s personal lawyer is also his chief of staff should ring alarm bells about a conflict of interest, not a doctor looking to help alleviate our overloaded healthcare system on the weekends when not doing MLA duties. -ND
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Reposted by Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
Charities in the Halifax area have started their holiday giving programs to help those in need this season.
Some are offering holiday hampers while others are holding clothing drives #Halifax #NovaScotia
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
Some are offering holiday hampers while others are holding clothing drives #Halifax #NovaScotia
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
Halifax charities seeking community support as need increases, donations drop
Charities in the Halifax area have started their holiday giving programs to help those in need this season, but they're seeing a decline in donations as usage ramps up.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Charities in the Halifax area have started their holiday giving programs to help those in need this season.
Some are offering holiday hampers while others are holding clothing drives #Halifax #NovaScotia
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
Some are offering holiday hampers while others are holding clothing drives #Halifax #NovaScotia
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
All Nova Scotians should pee sitting down. It’s far more hygienic.
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All Nova Scotians should pee sitting down. It’s far more hygienic.
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
Henceforth, all public buildings will have a urinal removal phaseout. Private businesses are encouraged to switch to toilets only.
Together, we can stop the splash before it stops us. Less mess, faster!
While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli
We’ll take this loss but make up for it when we pave Keji.
Province rejects golf course proposal for West Mabou Beach Provincial Park
By @dartjenhen.bsky.social
By @dartjenhen.bsky.social
Province rejects golf course proposal for West Mabou Beach Provincial Park - Halifax Examiner
Opposition to the project – including from the Tourism Industry Association of Nova Scotia and environmental groups across the province – had ramped up in recent days.
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We’ll take this loss but make up for it when we pave Keji.
Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Look. Just because we just put a rule disallowing military uniforms in courtrooms in October (even when the Canadian Forces itself disallows it) doesn’t mean we can’t be complete hypocrites in November.
Reposted by Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
Tim Houston and the Nova Scotia PC Party use the military as a populist tool. If he wants to show respect, he can make substantive policy changes. Or give us Nov 11 as a stat holiday?
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
When symbols replace substance: Tim Houston’s populist use of the military - The Coast | News, events, restaurants, concerts and Burger Week for Halifax, Nova Scotia
Opinion writer Liz LeClair tackles premier Tim Houston's most recent attempt to capitalize on the military for his own public gain.
www.thecoast.ca
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tim Houston and the Nova Scotia PC Party use the military as a populist tool. If he wants to show respect, he can make substantive policy changes. Or give us Nov 11 as a stat holiday?
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
Military family members, like me, are unimpressed. #nspoli
www.thecoast.ca/news-opinion...
If a veteran were on trial for any crime, and any member of the court (clerks, lawyers, judges, etc) were wearing a symbol of support (yes, even a poppy) then bias is introduced to an impartial process. The issue is bias. It had nothing to do with politics until a politician made it so. -ND
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If a veteran were on trial for any crime, and any member of the court (clerks, lawyers, judges, etc) were wearing a symbol of support (yes, even a poppy) then bias is introduced to an impartial process. The issue is bias. It had nothing to do with politics until a politician made it so. -ND
Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Who’s scruffy looking? Not me!
Thanking @thechronicleherald.bsky.social in advance for the best picture that will be transformed into pure fun. -ND
"This order was issued under the guise that the poppy is somehow a 'political statement,'" Tim Houston said. "This is disgusting.“"
www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...
www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...
Is a poppy a political statement? Nova Scotia premier blasts 'disgusting' ban on court staff wearing them
Nova Scotia premier Tim Houston vows to protect workers' right to wear poppies during Remembrance week.
www.saltwire.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thanking @thechronicleherald.bsky.social in advance for the best picture that will be transformed into pure fun. -ND
Reposted by Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
An American scam forcing itself upon Canadians thanks to Harper 2.0 & authoritarian Premiers like Tim Houston who just unilaterally ended Nova Scotia's ban on fracking. youtu.be/K2oL4SFwkkw
Natural Gas Is Scamming America | Climate Town
YouTube video by Climate Town
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November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
An American scam forcing itself upon Canadians thanks to Harper 2.0 & authoritarian Premiers like Tim Houston who just unilaterally ended Nova Scotia's ban on fracking. youtu.be/K2oL4SFwkkw
I don’t worry about ruining bike lanes. That’s a non-issue for me fam.
Tim Houston can you stop worrying about ruining bike lanes and concern yourself more about the lack of cellular network across the province thank you
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don’t worry about ruining bike lanes. That’s a non-issue for me fam.
Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Two years in a row this brazen government has lied for their own political agenda on the backs of veterans. -ND
I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I see we’re back to using veterans as political props again. Right on time. -ND
With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
With golf courses the new theme du jour around here, we’re going to put our supermajority to good use and legislate all members of the opposition parties to only dress as caddies while on public property. Fore, bitches!
Reposted by Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody
Volunteers behind Save West Mabou Beach Provincial Park group have ordered 100 signs featuring the premier that parody advertising used by realtors. #WestMabouBeach #ProvincialPark
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Volunteers behind Save West Mabou Beach Provincial Park group have ordered 100 signs featuring the premier that parody advertising used by realtors. #WestMabouBeach #ProvincialPark
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
#NovaScotia
Nova Scotian's are not having it.
Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Protecting the coast is hard. Rebranding it as a giant bunker is easy.