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Dylan
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I'm trying my best.
BONE TEMPLE needed less Jimmies but they sure as hell stuck that landing. 👍👍
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Time to see more of that giant zombie's dong
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Won't be able to watch The Rip for a few days but I ate so many beans tonight that I'm gonna "rip" a fart!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Queef
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Gen Isis
ruin a band by changing one letter:

Balking Heads
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I saw this live on television as a tween and was not aware you could just give your award to someone else. Magical moment.
One of my absolute favorite TV moments: 1997. Ving Rhames, brilliant in the HBO film Don King: Only In America, is up for a Golden Globe against Gary Sinise, Matthew Modine, Armand Assante, and Jack Lemmon. He wins. And then... youtu.be/gt6cm7yu9iM
BLACK HISTORY: Ving Rhames - An Act of Tremendous Generosity
YouTube video by Golden Globes
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I don't want to trash any indie filmmakers because making a movie is stressful and difficult and chaotic but this is WILD
TWISTED BY LOVE (Tubi) At around the 29 minute mark, this contains maybe the worst movie blooper I’ve ever seen. The scene ends, the actors talk about the take, the director resets, and they do another take. It’s all left in the edit.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Happy birthday to my Internet twin, @greggles.bsky.social!!! I love this man!!
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Wizard World 2005, Margot Kidder was taking a break from signing autographs and looking for something eat. She approached my friends and I and asked, right in our faces, "do you know where I can get some SNACKS?" with a real emphasis on snacks. It was adorable and charming and I wish she was my mom.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I think this is the year I just watch a boatload of Delroy Lindo.
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
I don't social media a lot anymore because I think it's largely poison but then I miss a bunch of the coolest people I've ever met and I love you folks so much

If you see this post, know that it's you, you are folks
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
what time do I start DUMB AND DUMBER tomorrow night if I want Harry to get diarrhea right at midnight
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was worried about how they were going to portray Novac and Dinky the T-Rex in the Fallout show, but they nailed it!
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Jake Paul is so unlikable they have to resurrect dead people to praise him.
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
welp I know what I'm watching tomorrow
Shang Tsung It Has Begun GIF
Alt: The late Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung in 1995's MORTAL KOMBAT
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
who will watch the watch dogs (I'm playing Watch Dogs Legion right now)
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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give a man a fish and they will team up and steal things
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
give a man a fish and they will team up and steal things
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Goon a movie?

Goon in Sixty Seconds

Goon Baby Goon
Goon a movie?

High Goon
Goon a movie.

O Gooner, Where Art Thou?
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Nov 12th - The Hill Valley clock tower was struck by lightning, George decked Biff and saved Lorraine, Marty travelled Back to the Future.

📽️📅 Back to the Future (1985)
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The wife is watching WHAT'S COOKING, a 2000 movie with a big ol' cast. Just looked up to see Dennis Haysbert and Gregory Itzin sharing a scene. Do you think these men had any idea that they would both be president within a decade? The holidays bring us all together! @jrwells82.bsky.social #24
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Forget suns out, guns out

Time for snows out, toes out

(The wife is not happy)
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM