dylan
@didge.bsky.social
i love being gay and taking photographs and playing dungeons & dragons || autoeroticprestidigitation on IG || 📍 Meanjin, Aus.
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dylan
@didge.bsky.social
· Jun 11
you know what they say: loose lips sink ships, but firm tongues plug bungs.
cast Kim Cattrall as Rouge the Bat
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 AM
cast Kim Cattrall as Rouge the Bat
at the supermarket and they're playing a song that seemed dedicated to being an abusive husband who demonises his ex as crazy and blames her for his drinking problem, and then my phone identified it as a Morgen Wallen song, which totally floored me
he's like if The Chicks had an antichrist
he's like if The Chicks had an antichrist
February 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
at the supermarket and they're playing a song that seemed dedicated to being an abusive husband who demonises his ex as crazy and blames her for his drinking problem, and then my phone identified it as a Morgen Wallen song, which totally floored me
he's like if The Chicks had an antichrist
he's like if The Chicks had an antichrist
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This guy was a heartthrob Australian tv host in the early 2000s and I can’t describe my joy upon learning this is what he looks like now
February 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This guy was a heartthrob Australian tv host in the early 2000s and I can’t describe my joy upon learning this is what he looks like now
can't believe we named a bird the pee cock
February 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
can't believe we named a bird the pee cock
no he's getting muscular. that's a different word. hope this helps.
February 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
no he's getting muscular. that's a different word. hope this helps.
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Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?
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No, but, do I look wuthered, miss? Do I look wuthered though?
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
No, but, do I look wuthered, miss? Do I look wuthered though?
there are lots of replies to this explaining that it's just rhyming slang and doesn't mean what you've suggested it means; do NOT listen to them.
it IS a toxic slur and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
it IS a toxic slur and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Dude, "seppos" is an extremely toxic term. The term exists to suggest an entire nation of 350m plus people are shit and belong in a septic tank.
Don't use it. It's comparable to racism, while not so about "race" meaning ethnicity, it IS name-calling / discrimination based on "cultural identity".
Don't use it. It's comparable to racism, while not so about "race" meaning ethnicity, it IS name-calling / discrimination based on "cultural identity".
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
there are lots of replies to this explaining that it's just rhyming slang and doesn't mean what you've suggested it means; do NOT listen to them.
it IS a toxic slur and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
it IS a toxic slur and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
well, yes
Misogynistic weebs in science fiction have ruined us.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 AM
well, yes
who all up boot scooting they baby
February 14, 2026 at 8:56 AM
who all up boot scooting they baby
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One of those godawful pregnancy announcement his&hers shirts but they say "AN EVIL WIZARD STOLE MY CUM" and "I'M THE WIZARD"
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
One of those godawful pregnancy announcement his&hers shirts but they say "AN EVIL WIZARD STOLE MY CUM" and "I'M THE WIZARD"
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Cishet people would rather go beast mode on my holes than go to therapy
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Cishet people would rather go beast mode on my holes than go to therapy
just saw someone post "First 😍" under a gay guy's thirst trap and I've just decided that that's exactly how you'd see me posting if i were trying to communicate that someone was holding me hostage
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
just saw someone post "First 😍" under a gay guy's thirst trap and I've just decided that that's exactly how you'd see me posting if i were trying to communicate that someone was holding me hostage
absolutely NOT. disc horse bot is CANCELLED.
Can we normalize polyamory?
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
absolutely NOT. disc horse bot is CANCELLED.
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🤷🏳️🌈 #HowGayIs PRIMATE? There are no gays, but one of the straight boys is kinda dressed like Magic Earring Ken
Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy
It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it
Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy
It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
🤷🏳️🌈 #HowGayIs PRIMATE? There are no gays, but one of the straight boys is kinda dressed like Magic Earring Ken
Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy
It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it
Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy
It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it
PRIMATE isn't a textually gay film, but it IS the story of a household where one family member is a beloved but improperly cared for exotic pet who snaps and destroys everything. And that makes it a spiritually gay film AND a spiritually autistic film.
🤷🏳️🌈 #HowGayIs PRIMATE? There are no gays, but one of the straight boys is kinda dressed like Magic Earring Ken
Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy
It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it
Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy
It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
PRIMATE isn't a textually gay film, but it IS the story of a household where one family member is a beloved but improperly cared for exotic pet who snaps and destroys everything. And that makes it a spiritually gay film AND a spiritually autistic film.
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Okay I looked it up. “m'lady” is a bigoted slur against butch folks.
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Okay I looked it up. “m'lady” is a bigoted slur against butch folks.
new coworker bravely came out to me today (as boring) (told a really dull story)
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 AM
new coworker bravely came out to me today (as boring) (told a really dull story)
putting my dick in the talk to me hand
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 AM
putting my dick in the talk to me hand
Currently watching Matthew Morrison singing Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke to protest a schoolwide ban on minors twerking, AMA
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Currently watching Matthew Morrison singing Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke to protest a schoolwide ban on minors twerking, AMA
Do I like that my neighbour feeds wild animals? Absolutely not. But also: OOOOOH BABY POSSUM!!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Do I like that my neighbour feeds wild animals? Absolutely not. But also: OOOOOH BABY POSSUM!!!!!
come to Sherwood QLD if you wanna be a loudmouth fuckhead hanging out on the road tonight apparently. didn't know there was a meetup happening on my street but it seems to be well-attended.
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 AM
come to Sherwood QLD if you wanna be a loudmouth fuckhead hanging out on the road tonight apparently. didn't know there was a meetup happening on my street but it seems to be well-attended.
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Fourth guest prompt is from @thatbearlifts.bsky.social: a creepy house
I used the not-creepy house from POLLYANNA as a reference, and let the grey palette and spooky trees do most of the work
#LookAtMyDoodle
I used the not-creepy house from POLLYANNA as a reference, and let the grey palette and spooky trees do most of the work
#LookAtMyDoodle
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Fourth guest prompt is from @thatbearlifts.bsky.social: a creepy house
I used the not-creepy house from POLLYANNA as a reference, and let the grey palette and spooky trees do most of the work
#LookAtMyDoodle
I used the not-creepy house from POLLYANNA as a reference, and let the grey palette and spooky trees do most of the work
#LookAtMyDoodle
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1970s/80s fantasy black light posters, artists uncredited
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
1970s/80s fantasy black light posters, artists uncredited