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Well #Zootopia2 was a bust. The cringe was off the charts and how they managed to make a film about a fox and a bunny straighter than any Hallmark rom-com is a genuine mystery.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Well #Zootopia2 was a bust. The cringe was off the charts and how they managed to make a film about a fox and a bunny straighter than any Hallmark rom-com is a genuine mystery.
Not sure which stage of dementia this is but today I got out of the pool, went into the shower, took my swimsuit off, showered, put my swimsuit back on and NEARLY GOT BACK IN THE POOL.
winnie the pooh is flexing his muscles in a cartoon
Alt: winnie the pooh is tapping his head
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November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Not sure which stage of dementia this is but today I got out of the pool, went into the shower, took my swimsuit off, showered, put my swimsuit back on and NEARLY GOT BACK IN THE POOL.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...
Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman
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an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.
October 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.
Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.
At a leadership forum recently, the moderator asked everyone to share good leadership books in the chat.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
At a leadership forum recently, the moderator asked everyone to share good leadership books in the chat.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
In today's episode of the shitshow that is my life, I bent down to soap my foot in the shower and jammed my left eye into the shower knob. There is a small swollen cut right at the edge of the eyelid, and the entire left side of my face hurts.
a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
Alt: a black and white cartoon drawing of a cat thumping a table
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October 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
In today's episode of the shitshow that is my life, I bent down to soap my foot in the shower and jammed my left eye into the shower knob. There is a small swollen cut right at the edge of the eyelid, and the entire left side of my face hurts.
Guys, I only have about 2 eggs left in my left ovary. Blessed day!
a man is sitting on a couch saying can i get a hallelujah !
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch saying can i get a hallelujah !
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September 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Guys, I only have about 2 eggs left in my left ovary. Blessed day!
Rawdogged my walky just so I could fully appreciate the sound of the wet squelchy grass
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Rawdogged my walky just so I could fully appreciate the sound of the wet squelchy grass
Having my post gym / swimmy, kola kenda and omlette accompanied by the rain 😍
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Having my post gym / swimmy, kola kenda and omlette accompanied by the rain 😍
This explains so much about how I've been feeling lately 😒
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This explains so much about how I've been feeling lately 😒
May have told a chonky gymbro who happened to be wearing mustard shorts with a red tshirt that he reminded me of Pooh but I'm not sure he got the joke.
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
May have told a chonky gymbro who happened to be wearing mustard shorts with a red tshirt that he reminded me of Pooh but I'm not sure he got the joke.
It happened again!???!
Luckily, it was 5am, a Sunday AND a public holiday, so the only audience was a handful of actual geezers who probably couldn't see much in the early morning light anyway.
September 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It happened again!???!
Bought an uber expensive swimsuit and justified it with the classic “better quality lasts longer” pep talk from whatsisface. Felt like hotshit gliding into the pool today until...
September 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Bought an uber expensive swimsuit and justified it with the classic “better quality lasts longer” pep talk from whatsisface. Felt like hotshit gliding into the pool today until...
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For the longest time I have believed that selling a healthy way of relating to online as "Going on The Computer" (like in your childhood) would make you loads of money.
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
For the longest time I have believed that selling a healthy way of relating to online as "Going on The Computer" (like in your childhood) would make you loads of money.
There is a tiny mouse terrorising whatsisface by scampering through the house at random hours and making him shriek it is the funniest thing
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
There is a tiny mouse terrorising whatsisface by scampering through the house at random hours and making him shriek it is the funniest thing