Daniel Feldsien
@dfeldsien.bsky.social
Writer/filmmaker in the middle of nowhere, which is one of the smaller markets. Freelance video editor, St. Louis native.
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Daniel Feldsien
@dfeldsien.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Okay take any soup.
Now put it in the Instant Pot with pasta and cook it for zero minutes. (it'll just get up to pressure)
Let the pressure off and throw a big chunk of butter in there.
Stir it up and put in a bowl or whatever.
Cheese. (grate it yourself)
Now you are a fancy pasta man.
Now put it in the Instant Pot with pasta and cook it for zero minutes. (it'll just get up to pressure)
Let the pressure off and throw a big chunk of butter in there.
Stir it up and put in a bowl or whatever.
Cheese. (grate it yourself)
Now you are a fancy pasta man.
Pride.
it’s the 21st century and you’re telling me we haven’t been able to come up with any deadlier sins than the original seven? what are we even doing with our lives
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Pride.
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Sounds fine to me, now this puppy is worth more than ever
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sounds fine to me, now this puppy is worth more than ever
Please, God in Heaven, Lord of Hosts, King of Kings, Big Guy, let every company learn this lesson:
You don’t get a bigger market share simply by having a wider variety of product.
You don’t get a bigger market share simply by having a wider variety of product.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Please, God in Heaven, Lord of Hosts, King of Kings, Big Guy, let every company learn this lesson:
You don’t get a bigger market share simply by having a wider variety of product.
You don’t get a bigger market share simply by having a wider variety of product.
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there will be a prominent political assassin that did it bc of an unhealthy AI relationship.
I've noticed some people on Twitter are prone to arguing with Grok, posing leading questions to get Grok to confirm their most delusional, conspiratorial beliefs. I worry that this behavior + AI's politeness bias + lack of mental health services + widespread guns will lead to bad things.
First the terrorist tried to enter campus in a car filled with guns. When he wasn’t allowed past the gates, he started firing from a CVS drugstore across the street. From a semi-automatic weapon, 500 shots is a lot. He was at it for a long time.
Here are the weapons & shell casings he left behind.
Here are the weapons & shell casings he left behind.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
there will be a prominent political assassin that did it bc of an unhealthy AI relationship.
Once again, my former breeding stud dog’s government name genuinely is “Semi-Sweet Teddy Bear of QKC”
white people love giving their dog a middle name
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Once again, my former breeding stud dog’s government name genuinely is “Semi-Sweet Teddy Bear of QKC”
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"All right, class, who knows what Watson and Crick discovered?"
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"All right, class, who knows what Watson and Crick discovered?"
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
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WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
WEIRDE
BOOKES
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
WEIRDE
BOOKES
Any company that spreads disease right after some regulation in their industry is cancelled, is one you never want anything to do with ever again.
I don’t fuck with anyone who has to be forced to follow safety.
I don’t fuck with anyone who has to be forced to follow safety.
Schnucks, a local St. Louis grocer, claims Boars Head listeria outbreak cost them $1.5 million in lawsuit
Schnucks sues Boar’s Head over deadly listeria outbreak
The outbreak resulted in at least 10 deaths nationwide.
www.stltoday.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Any company that spreads disease right after some regulation in their industry is cancelled, is one you never want anything to do with ever again.
I don’t fuck with anyone who has to be forced to follow safety.
I don’t fuck with anyone who has to be forced to follow safety.
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ChatGPT is doing everything 80s parents thought heavy metal and D&D did and I wish this was hyperbole
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ChatGPT is doing everything 80s parents thought heavy metal and D&D did and I wish this was hyperbole
If Dante’s Inferno did the whole series, his definitely would’ve been in the Paradiso game.
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If Dante’s Inferno did the whole series, his definitely would’ve been in the Paradiso game.
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Idle thought.
I'm actually very okay with robots reducing the man hours needed to do a job if this means workers get the same pay for less work.
I'm all for automation if it means workers reap those benefits too.
But that's not how this has ever worked. At least not without unions.
I'm actually very okay with robots reducing the man hours needed to do a job if this means workers get the same pay for less work.
I'm all for automation if it means workers reap those benefits too.
But that's not how this has ever worked. At least not without unions.
Quit Amazon and all of their affiliates now! They have already started replacing workers with robots. Their goal is to replace half a million workers with robots. Their reason? Humans are inefficient and cutting into their bottom line. But they need humans to buy their products so stop buying them!
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Idle thought.
I'm actually very okay with robots reducing the man hours needed to do a job if this means workers get the same pay for less work.
I'm all for automation if it means workers reap those benefits too.
But that's not how this has ever worked. At least not without unions.
I'm actually very okay with robots reducing the man hours needed to do a job if this means workers get the same pay for less work.
I'm all for automation if it means workers reap those benefits too.
But that's not how this has ever worked. At least not without unions.
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Just got my AFF script feedback and it’s just a 2019 TripAdvisor review for Chili’s??? #scriptsky
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just got my AFF script feedback and it’s just a 2019 TripAdvisor review for Chili’s??? #scriptsky
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I love it when I get the dishwasher and laundry going and then sit down to relax. I'm Jane Jetson with my robot maids
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I love it when I get the dishwasher and laundry going and then sit down to relax. I'm Jane Jetson with my robot maids
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My body isn’t too weird but more than one person has told me that just before they touch me it seems like my skin is really hot but then you do touch me and I’m actually kinda cold.
Fuck you mean I have a corona?
Fuck you mean I have a corona?
September 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My body isn’t too weird but more than one person has told me that just before they touch me it seems like my skin is really hot but then you do touch me and I’m actually kinda cold.
Fuck you mean I have a corona?
Fuck you mean I have a corona?
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Dear every-hiring-manager-in-the-country:
Video Editors tend to be very introverted, and therefore don't tend to make very good Social Media Managers.
Please stop putting up job posting for video editors when what you really want is a social media manager. Those need to be done by two people.
Video Editors tend to be very introverted, and therefore don't tend to make very good Social Media Managers.
Please stop putting up job posting for video editors when what you really want is a social media manager. Those need to be done by two people.
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dear every-hiring-manager-in-the-country:
Video Editors tend to be very introverted, and therefore don't tend to make very good Social Media Managers.
Please stop putting up job posting for video editors when what you really want is a social media manager. Those need to be done by two people.
Video Editors tend to be very introverted, and therefore don't tend to make very good Social Media Managers.
Please stop putting up job posting for video editors when what you really want is a social media manager. Those need to be done by two people.
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It's amazing how people think your opinion on pandering will change when the pandering is targeting at you.
Old movies I like get legacy sequels all the time and I still hate it.
Old movies I like get legacy sequels all the time and I still hate it.
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's amazing how people think your opinion on pandering will change when the pandering is targeting at you.
Old movies I like get legacy sequels all the time and I still hate it.
Old movies I like get legacy sequels all the time and I still hate it.
I’ve been fortunate that there is so much agent to the insane at this point in history.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’ve been fortunate that there is so much agent to the insane at this point in history.
I feel like I’m gonna be 86 years old and my big clam to fame will be the only living person who remembers Larry and His Demons or Code Monkeys.
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I feel like I’m gonna be 86 years old and my big clam to fame will be the only living person who remembers Larry and His Demons or Code Monkeys.
This is your reminder that the “Proverbs 31 Woman” is also described in the Cake song “Short Skirt Long Jacket” and also that I am single.
“The rich create most of go the world’s problems” may have a valid Biblical footing, projecting an audience to better fit that narrative, while mild, is a too attractive heresy.
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is your reminder that the “Proverbs 31 Woman” is also described in the Cake song “Short Skirt Long Jacket” and also that I am single.
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Something that annoys me more than it probably should is when companies take advantage of people's collective nostalgia in order to sell them more products.
Example: the cast of Mean Girls reuniting (yay) for a Walmart ad (boo).
Example: the cast of Mean Girls reuniting (yay) for a Walmart ad (boo).
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Something that annoys me more than it probably should is when companies take advantage of people's collective nostalgia in order to sell them more products.
Example: the cast of Mean Girls reuniting (yay) for a Walmart ad (boo).
Example: the cast of Mean Girls reuniting (yay) for a Walmart ad (boo).
A dictator is in essence a shitty king, but maybe we should just be anti-American and just have a monarchy again.
No me. Haha, I’m just spitballing here unless 👀
No me. Haha, I’m just spitballing here unless 👀
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A dictator is in essence a shitty king, but maybe we should just be anti-American and just have a monarchy again.
No me. Haha, I’m just spitballing here unless 👀
No me. Haha, I’m just spitballing here unless 👀
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Even the "Woman of Valor," girl power reading that became popular in evangelical and mainline feminist circles fails to get at the meaning and ends up reinforcing patriarchal and hegemonic norms. This reading glorifies an individualistic protestant work ethic by ignoring class dynamics in the text
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Even the "Woman of Valor," girl power reading that became popular in evangelical and mainline feminist circles fails to get at the meaning and ends up reinforcing patriarchal and hegemonic norms. This reading glorifies an individualistic protestant work ethic by ignoring class dynamics in the text
I figured out how it is you can tell when something is AI. Super obvious but hard to define?
I used to say the contrast, but that not quite it.
The problem is that the slip looks like it was a really long exposure. Even if it’s video.
I used to say the contrast, but that not quite it.
The problem is that the slip looks like it was a really long exposure. Even if it’s video.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I figured out how it is you can tell when something is AI. Super obvious but hard to define?
I used to say the contrast, but that not quite it.
The problem is that the slip looks like it was a really long exposure. Even if it’s video.
I used to say the contrast, but that not quite it.
The problem is that the slip looks like it was a really long exposure. Even if it’s video.
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One bit of solace I have is that Musk will never say, write, think, communicate, or post anything even remotely within the realm of being funny. Never. Not a single time. And it eats at him every day.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One bit of solace I have is that Musk will never say, write, think, communicate, or post anything even remotely within the realm of being funny. Never. Not a single time. And it eats at him every day.
For the crime of going really over the top for this movie, Jack Black now has to act like this in every movie he is now in.
Jack Black need to get an erection or his friend is gonna die.
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
For the crime of going really over the top for this movie, Jack Black now has to act like this in every movie he is now in.