Dexter Crisp
@dextercrisp.bsky.social
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
NBC: "will you rule out taking Greenland by force?"
Big Orange Shitgibbon: "no comment"
He's going to do it, when he realises his tariffs aren't working.
Big Orange Shitgibbon: "no comment"
He's going to do it, when he realises his tariffs aren't working.
January 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
NBC: "will you rule out taking Greenland by force?"
Big Orange Shitgibbon: "no comment"
He's going to do it, when he realises his tariffs aren't working.
Big Orange Shitgibbon: "no comment"
He's going to do it, when he realises his tariffs aren't working.
All of this "we need to treat the madman with kid gloves" stuff I hearing is, I have to say, eerily reminiscent of the mood music I remember from 1982, just before Galtieri invaded the Falkland Islands.
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
All of this "we need to treat the madman with kid gloves" stuff I hearing is, I have to say, eerily reminiscent of the mood music I remember from 1982, just before Galtieri invaded the Falkland Islands.
Farage is going to "have words" with the US administration in Davos.
a close up of a man in a suit and white shirt making a silly face .
Alt: Farage's boss, Putin, chuckles at the prospect
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Farage is going to "have words" with the US administration in Davos.
"Independent nuclear deterrent".
* Sniggers *
* Sniggers *
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
"Independent nuclear deterrent".
* Sniggers *
* Sniggers *
This press conference of Starmer's amply demonstrates just how far the UK has fallen since secession from the EU.
Having belatedly discovered that we are merely a middle ranking country, rather than a player on the world stage, all that we can now look forward to is vassalage to the US.
Having belatedly discovered that we are merely a middle ranking country, rather than a player on the world stage, all that we can now look forward to is vassalage to the US.
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This press conference of Starmer's amply demonstrates just how far the UK has fallen since secession from the EU.
Having belatedly discovered that we are merely a middle ranking country, rather than a player on the world stage, all that we can now look forward to is vassalage to the US.
Having belatedly discovered that we are merely a middle ranking country, rather than a player on the world stage, all that we can now look forward to is vassalage to the US.
January 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Wouldn't it be fitting all round if Lance Armstrong gave Donald Trump all his TdF yellow jerseys?
#trump
#dope
#bigorangeshitgibbon
#lyingbastards
#trump
#dope
#bigorangeshitgibbon
#lyingbastards
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Wouldn't it be fitting all round if Lance Armstrong gave Donald Trump all his TdF yellow jerseys?
#trump
#dope
#bigorangeshitgibbon
#lyingbastards
#trump
#dope
#bigorangeshitgibbon
#lyingbastards
I bet he's half ripped his cock off its fucking hinges.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk .
Alt: Vladimir Putin, who's had a great day today
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I bet he's half ripped his cock off its fucking hinges.
Limp.
Utterly fucking limp.
Utterly fucking limp.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Limp.
Utterly fucking limp.
Utterly fucking limp.
We should be hearing soon that the visits to the US by King Charles and The Prince of Wales, due to take place later this year, have been cancelled.
Shall I hold my breath...?
#eunuchpowell
Shall I hold my breath...?
#eunuchpowell
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
We should be hearing soon that the visits to the US by King Charles and The Prince of Wales, due to take place later this year, have been cancelled.
Shall I hold my breath...?
#eunuchpowell
Shall I hold my breath...?
#eunuchpowell
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
This should read "West Midlands Police Chief Told He Has To Retire".
One can only hope that Birmingham City never draw Maccabi in a European competition, and Mahmood has to make that decision about whether she wants to see their fans riot in her constituency.
This should read "West Midlands Police Chief Told He Has To Retire".
One can only hope that Birmingham City never draw Maccabi in a European competition, and Mahmood has to make that decision about whether she wants to see their fans riot in her constituency.
West Midlands police chief to retire after Maccabi Tel Aviv fans ban row
Craig Guildford’s exit comes after inquiry found force used ‘exaggerated and untrue’ intelligence to justify ban
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
This should read "West Midlands Police Chief Told He Has To Retire".
One can only hope that Birmingham City never draw Maccabi in a European competition, and Mahmood has to make that decision about whether she wants to see their fans riot in her constituency.
This should read "West Midlands Police Chief Told He Has To Retire".
One can only hope that Birmingham City never draw Maccabi in a European competition, and Mahmood has to make that decision about whether she wants to see their fans riot in her constituency.
Reposted by Dexter Crisp
Big news! The world famous Tour de France is coming to Merseyside
Merseyside to host world famous Tour de France race
Liverpool, Knowsley and St Helens will host a stage of the world's most famous cycling race in 2027
liverpoolecho.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Big news! The world famous Tour de France is coming to Merseyside
Reposted by Dexter Crisp
I'm sure Farage will be calling for a by-election any minute now
Or will Robert Jenrick be the Dishonourable Member for Newark?
Or will Robert Jenrick be the Dishonourable Member for Newark?
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm sure Farage will be calling for a by-election any minute now
Or will Robert Jenrick be the Dishonourable Member for Newark?
Or will Robert Jenrick be the Dishonourable Member for Newark?
No doubt Jenrick will be calling a by-election in his seat.
No?
No?
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
No doubt Jenrick will be calling a by-election in his seat.
No?
No?
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Slimy, horrible, slippery bastard.
He should get the fuck out of public life, right now.
Anybody who associates with him with be forever tainted by his stench. He is utter box office poison.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
He should get the fuck out of public life, right now.
Anybody who associates with him with be forever tainted by his stench. He is utter box office poison.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Slimy, horrible, slippery bastard.
He should get the fuck out of public life, right now.
Anybody who associates with him with be forever tainted by his stench. He is utter box office poison.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
He should get the fuck out of public life, right now.
Anybody who associates with him with be forever tainted by his stench. He is utter box office poison.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I suppose the jewel in the crown for most Reform voters would be the defection of Boris Johnson to their "party".
I, personally, would love to see that. Reform would self-immolate in a morass of sniping between Johnson and Farage.
I, personally, would love to see that. Reform would self-immolate in a morass of sniping between Johnson and Farage.
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I suppose the jewel in the crown for most Reform voters would be the defection of Boris Johnson to their "party".
I, personally, would love to see that. Reform would self-immolate in a morass of sniping between Johnson and Farage.
I, personally, would love to see that. Reform would self-immolate in a morass of sniping between Johnson and Farage.