Dexter Crisp
@dextercrisp.bsky.social
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
Can't they just get some of his DNA from all the sheets he must have spunked on for the past 63 years, and clone him?
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can't they just get some of his DNA from all the sheets he must have spunked on for the past 63 years, and clone him?
Like Blackadder, but with more death and shagging.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Like Blackadder, but with more death and shagging.
"I still think I'm going to win big, I never do!"
Lying bastard
Lying bastard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"I still think I'm going to win big, I never do!"
Lying bastard
Lying bastard
They should just stop seeing patients where the flags are.
Then when the flagshaggers start cryarsing about why they, or their parents, or their kids, aren't getting the visits, make the reason as plain as day.
"Send a white nurse instead then"
OK, we'll recruit some... But you'll have to wait...
Then when the flagshaggers start cryarsing about why they, or their parents, or their kids, aren't getting the visits, make the reason as plain as day.
"Send a white nurse instead then"
OK, we'll recruit some... But you'll have to wait...
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
They should just stop seeing patients where the flags are.
Then when the flagshaggers start cryarsing about why they, or their parents, or their kids, aren't getting the visits, make the reason as plain as day.
"Send a white nurse instead then"
OK, we'll recruit some... But you'll have to wait...
Then when the flagshaggers start cryarsing about why they, or their parents, or their kids, aren't getting the visits, make the reason as plain as day.
"Send a white nurse instead then"
OK, we'll recruit some... But you'll have to wait...
See also: Hayes, Keston, Biggin Hill
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
See also: Hayes, Keston, Biggin Hill
Not the most popular man on Merseyside, Kelvin...
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Not the most popular man on Merseyside, Kelvin...
Which is fine for them, because Badenoch's comments are just as deranged.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Which is fine for them, because Badenoch's comments are just as deranged.
Thanks, Ed, but you're pissing in the wind with those three.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Thanks, Ed, but you're pissing in the wind with those three.
I'm civilised these days
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm civilised these days
Just got off, meeting a friend for some scran
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just got off, meeting a friend for some scran
My goodness, that's an old one... Is that when you were last there? 😉
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My goodness, that's an old one... Is that when you were last there? 😉
Apparently the train was prepped and ready to go, at Euston... Then Avanti swapped it, without explanation, according to the train manager.
So, I'm about to arrive, a mere hour of so late.
#avantimyfuckingfatarse
So, I'm about to arrive, a mere hour of so late.
#avantimyfuckingfatarse
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Apparently the train was prepped and ready to go, at Euston... Then Avanti swapped it, without explanation, according to the train manager.
So, I'm about to arrive, a mere hour of so late.
#avantimyfuckingfatarse
So, I'm about to arrive, a mere hour of so late.
#avantimyfuckingfatarse
He may have been living there (actually I don't think he got his green card till '76), but he was in the UK on that day.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He may have been living there (actually I don't think he got his green card till '76), but he was in the UK on that day.
United are getting rather better...
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
United are getting rather better...
True, if you believe Ringo Starr, who received the excited phone call from Lennon...
And it chimed perfectly with the reaction in our Liverpool household on that Thursday evening, which I remember to this day 😂
And it chimed perfectly with the reaction in our Liverpool household on that Thursday evening, which I remember to this day 😂
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
True, if you believe Ringo Starr, who received the excited phone call from Lennon...
And it chimed perfectly with the reaction in our Liverpool household on that Thursday evening, which I remember to this day 😂
And it chimed perfectly with the reaction in our Liverpool household on that Thursday evening, which I remember to this day 😂
Frantically waving his arms at a ledge of a very high window somewhere
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Frantically waving his arms at a ledge of a very high window somewhere
I hope his creditors were cocaine dealers, not property developers
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I hope his creditors were cocaine dealers, not property developers
You were holding Randy Andy's coat...
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You were holding Randy Andy's coat...
But... Colm... You ARE on the list... 😂
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
But... Colm... You ARE on the list... 😂
Let's just say I wouldn't climb over her to get to Gary Barlow
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Let's just say I wouldn't climb over her to get to Gary Barlow
I mean, for example, if you know what actually happened in the run up to this, which Barton seems to have missed out, presumably due to lack of space and pressure from his editor...?
www.offtheball.com/soccer/joey-...
www.offtheball.com/soccer/joey-...
Joey Barton resurrects the tale of his infamous fight with Richard Dunne in Thailand | OffTheBall
One of Joey Barton's many indiscretions as a young player occurred during a pre-season trip with ...
www.offtheball.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I mean, for example, if you know what actually happened in the run up to this, which Barton seems to have missed out, presumably due to lack of space and pressure from his editor...?
www.offtheball.com/soccer/joey-...
www.offtheball.com/soccer/joey-...
They only serve bitter.
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
They only serve bitter.