Dexter Crisp
@dextercrisp.bsky.social
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
Trader's positions right now:
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Trader's positions right now:
"What's that, Mr. McSweeney... He's done what...? Christ... And you want me in for the midterms, yeah..?"
#starmerout
#starmerout
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"What's that, Mr. McSweeney... He's done what...? Christ... And you want me in for the midterms, yeah..?"
#starmerout
#starmerout
"Sorry... What...?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Sorry... What...?"
New Presidential Limousine unveiled
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
New Presidential Limousine unveiled
Or this one, unless you've just rescued him from a sex dungeon after you threw the fight...
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Or this one, unless you've just rescued him from a sex dungeon after you threw the fight...
"I still think I'm going to win big, I never do!"
Lying bastard
Lying bastard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"I still think I'm going to win big, I never do!"
Lying bastard
Lying bastard
I'm civilised these days
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm civilised these days
"I've never met the Russian Ambassador"
Ahem
Ahem
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"I've never met the Russian Ambassador"
Ahem
Ahem
"Cheap Gordy tat"?
The Funk Brothers will be round shortly...
The Funk Brothers will be round shortly...
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Cheap Gordy tat"?
The Funk Brothers will be round shortly...
The Funk Brothers will be round shortly...
Edward Woodward has just read your posts
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Edward Woodward has just read your posts
Good looking fella though
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Good looking fella though
ITV should be true to itself, and admit what it really is.
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ITV should be true to itself, and admit what it really is.
Nor would this one
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Nor would this one
Maybe he can go and live in David Lodge
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Maybe he can go and live in David Lodge
It's his name, mate, can't strip him of that.
Maybe he could call himself Leggy.
Maybe he could call himself Leggy.
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's his name, mate, can't strip him of that.
Maybe he could call himself Leggy.
Maybe he could call himself Leggy.
Even better method:
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Even better method:
Repost this with you and your significant other(s)
(Not really)
(Not really)
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Repost this with you and your significant other(s)
(Not really)
(Not really)
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
"Really? Hmmmmm..."
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Really? Hmmmmm..."
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
"Twenty years ago I was holding a private garden party at home, when three undesirables arrived with a minibus of schoolgirls aged between fourteen and seventeen..."
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Twenty years ago I was holding a private garden party at home, when three undesirables arrived with a minibus of schoolgirls aged between fourteen and seventeen..."