George Bell
@devonwhale.bsky.social
They've got a big yellow digger mounted on the tracks at the station for some maintenance work and let me tell you that the toddler watching clearly thinks this is the best thing ever
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
They've got a big yellow digger mounted on the tracks at the station for some maintenance work and let me tell you that the toddler watching clearly thinks this is the best thing ever
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Me, coding a thing and ambiently chatting to a friend:
"I think I know what the issue is, and I think I know how to fix it"
Me, having tried thirty other "potentially better" solutions, three hours later:
"I should've done the thing I told you"
"I think I know what the issue is, and I think I know how to fix it"
Me, having tried thirty other "potentially better" solutions, three hours later:
"I should've done the thing I told you"
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Me, coding a thing and ambiently chatting to a friend:
"I think I know what the issue is, and I think I know how to fix it"
Me, having tried thirty other "potentially better" solutions, three hours later:
"I should've done the thing I told you"
"I think I know what the issue is, and I think I know how to fix it"
Me, having tried thirty other "potentially better" solutions, three hours later:
"I should've done the thing I told you"
Looks like the tree had a great Friday night down the pub...
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Looks like the tree had a great Friday night down the pub...
Legitimately a great series!
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Legitimately a great series!
Slightly late to the party, but I've finally got round to watching The Long Walk. I thoroughly enjoyed it, with another standout performance from David Jonsson.
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Slightly late to the party, but I've finally got round to watching The Long Walk. I thoroughly enjoyed it, with another standout performance from David Jonsson.
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
I no longer know what day of the week it is. I have achieved peak holiday
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I no longer know what day of the week it is. I have achieved peak holiday
Nothing quite like getting to the supermarket super early on the 27th and getting first pickings of the cheap excess Christmas stock
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Nothing quite like getting to the supermarket super early on the 27th and getting first pickings of the cheap excess Christmas stock
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
Early morning idea: Sporklers
Acts as both a spoon and a sparkler. Incredibly dangerous, should not be invented
Acts as both a spoon and a sparkler. Incredibly dangerous, should not be invented
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Early morning idea: Sporklers
Acts as both a spoon and a sparkler. Incredibly dangerous, should not be invented
Acts as both a spoon and a sparkler. Incredibly dangerous, should not be invented
Blimey, @kinmoku.bsky.social on both @indieventurepodcast.co.uk and @backpagepod.bsky.social this week. Taking that as a sign to finally get round to picking up VIDEOVERSE
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Blimey, @kinmoku.bsky.social on both @indieventurepodcast.co.uk and @backpagepod.bsky.social this week. Taking that as a sign to finally get round to picking up VIDEOVERSE
The joy of trying to use the trains!
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The joy of trying to use the trains!
One of those headlines where each new word really does make everything the story is about worse...
Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means
Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted
Gives new meaning to the 'internet of shit.'
www.404media.co
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
One of those headlines where each new word really does make everything the story is about worse...
Great #AdventOfCode today! And I'm not just saying that because it was trivial to upgrade my part 1 solution for part 2
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Great #AdventOfCode today! And I'm not just saying that because it was trivial to upgrade my part 1 solution for part 2
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
Wake Up Dead Man is a great film. A cracking array of characters and a brilliant mystery at the core of it. Well worth a watch
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is a great film. A cracking array of characters and a brilliant mystery at the core of it. Well worth a watch
Quick, someone invent the "Object-Oriented Coffee"!
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Quick, someone invent the "Object-Oriented Coffee"!
'Tis the season to be sneezing, apparently...
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
'Tis the season to be sneezing, apparently...
Given it's what he's been doing for over 20 years, it does feel quite cruel to the others to have a task that's basically "Make a weird short film" when Reece Shearsmith is taking part.
#taskmaster
#taskmaster
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Given it's what he's been doing for over 20 years, it does feel quite cruel to the others to have a task that's basically "Make a weird short film" when Reece Shearsmith is taking part.
#taskmaster
#taskmaster
While I've traditionally been annoyed by those "Skeleton Spider" decorations you sometimes see around this time of year, I'm starting to think that the actual terror is the thought of a spider with an endoskeleton...
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
While I've traditionally been annoyed by those "Skeleton Spider" decorations you sometimes see around this time of year, I'm starting to think that the actual terror is the thought of a spider with an endoskeleton...
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
Idea for a novel:
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Idea for a novel:
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
What if, instead of all the ills of the world, Pandora's Box contained all eels of the world...
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear