George Bell
devonwhale.bsky.social
George Bell
@devonwhale.bsky.social
Tea enthusiast and Software Engineer

https://github.com/devonwhale
Finally, a game that lets you roleplay as middle management!

#Pokemon
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think one of the most cursed combinations of words I've seen this year has to be "Soggy Cravat"...

#DonkeyKongBananza
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just got served what is possibly the least relatable ad ever on Reddit...
August 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What do we think, a children's book or a guide to exception handling in Ruby?
July 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Me, showing off a side project from like a decade ago to some friends

(Oh, I do love a good editor like this)
July 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Glad they cleared that one up...
June 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I don't remember that Hitman level...
June 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Had to go have a dig in the ol' "assorted computer bits" box and long story short I've got a new one for the "Can I trick something modern into running this?" pile
June 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me, watching the live task

#Taskmaster
June 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
One of the great things about Mario Kart World is how realistic the depression in the Crab's eyes when you lose is...
June 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Solve a crime or get your code into source control? Tough choice...
June 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Today is clearly an excellent day to be a pigeon in the park
May 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
So glad that I've got this framed. A splendid @chrisnaylor.bsky.social original!
May 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Wow, those two have really changed their look...
May 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What do we think, Young Adult Rom-Com or a guide to Dev Ops?
May 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Is it just me or do they look like they're doing some "Our spaceship has just been struck and we need to wobble in the same direction" acting a la Blake's 7?
May 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Well, this is all a bit different from me at @dddsouthwest.com this year! Thanks very much to everyone there for giving me the opportunity to do my first talk!
April 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I feel like we should congratulate Adrian Chiles for writing a column that feels beyond parody
April 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Now that's targeted advertising!
April 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey, I'm giving a lightning talk here! Looking forward to seeing everyone there!
April 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I know", I thought when I woke up this morning, "as a long weekend treat I'll have the first few chapters of a new book"

Anyway, I blinked, it's now the afternoon and I've both started and finished Death at the White Heart by @chrischibnall.bsky.social. Quite literally a brilliant page-turner!
April 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What a bargain!
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Hello, police? I'd like to report a crime"
March 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
What do we think this is? Estate agent's board or some sort of barnyard Tinder?
March 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Not sure about the new Famous Five reboot...
March 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM