devojka
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devojka
@devojka.bsky.social
just play Strange by Galaxie 500 on repeat while you stare at this for the full IG repost effect, thx
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“there’s nothing more difficult than saying goodbye to a house where you’ve suffered.” - V. Grossman
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Suspending Zero Disbeliefs For This
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
people will be like “BELIEVE WOMEN” until it’s about some dude with clout that they like and then they’re like “well, bitches DO be crazy…”
October 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
you know how death seems easier than change
September 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Farmers market haul, a Strelitzia plant that’s not dying (for a change), a home-core still life backdropped by the view from my kitchen, and my dog - who I think about at least a million times a day and miss with all my heart and guts
September 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Anyone have any experience with actually helpful PTSD treatment? I am struggling immensely with sporadic but extremely tenacious episodes and my sleep is getting the worst of it.
September 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Not sure what Twitter beef is happening that has my name and experience being brought up, but it’s always super fun to have my life being lit on fire be relegated to a “messy break-up” by strangers on the internet.
June 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I wasn’t talking about the relationship, I was speaking to the brutal machinations that were being used against me to expedite the dissolution of our decade long partnership - which involved a lot more than just “romance” - and being set up for destitution without recourse
June 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
super hungover, eating Taco Bell, regretting every decision I’ve ever made in my life, and unreasonably annoyed that I did not receive the Verde dipping sauce I was promised.
March 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn McMinutes to McHours
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I guess that throuples therapy session at the Oval Office didn’t go very well, huh
March 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What a time to be dead!
February 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Late to the party but “South Side” is such a goddamn hilariously brilliant show that should have been given “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” amounts of season renewals but was instead, of course, cancelled. Boo.
February 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
But it’s also like, maybe kind of a Utopian manifesto??
🎶 🪈🦋 Imagine A World where we all commmune under a tent upheld by a giant boner, and the only hurt we know is a hurt so good it gives us SOREgasms, and there are two guys for every girl 😌🙏 🪄 🌈 ⛅️
I haven’t listened to it in ages but will still say with total confidence that “Impeach My Bush” by Peaches is a masterpiece
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I haven’t listened to it in ages but will still say with total confidence that “Impeach My Bush” by Peaches is a masterpiece
February 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Living on the edge, checking into my Delta flight
February 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Looking through old childhood photos I haven’t seen in over a decade, realizing the reason why I’m probably the funniest person in my family is because I am objectively the ugliest and that’s really beautiful actually
February 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I'm only going on Twitter now to tell Nazis and would-be Nazis that they're dogshit humans and their fantasies of ethnic cleansing are, in fact, really bad
February 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The feed keeps bombing me with clips and photos from the SNL50 music performances, and all I can see is a shameless gargantuan toddler who has never learned the meaning of the word “No” just shit-heeling all over the stage
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I said this in another comment but the 5 seconds I could stomach to watch just reminded me that even the way WB performs has the same energy as an unsolicited dick pic
February 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Day late but P.S the fact that Valentine’s Day is during Aquarius season should make you immediately suspicious that this holiday is most definitely a scam
February 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not seeing anyone shout out the real holiday today: St. Tryphon’s Day- the saint of flowers and wine AKA the things you’re hoping might get you laid tonight. Show some respect
February 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
SNL banned Sinead O’Connor for ripping up a photo of the Pope because she wanted to expose and protest the rampant sexual abuse in the Catholic Church, meanwhile…
🤔
February 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
He absolutely stranded me in Canada, cancelled my visa application w/out telling me, locked me out of our bank accounts, then promptly ghosted/blocked me so as not to have to deal with the palimony arrangements/negotiations that had been originally guaranteed by him, in writing, on his own accord
So was it ever sorted if Dan Boeckner is for real a maniac who abused his GF and left her stranded in Canada without a Visa? Is on a podcast I love pretty soon and I want to know how grossed out I should be!
February 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM