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Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

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Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games and VNs Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛‍♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · Oct 16

finally found the two tumblr posts that summarize my entire philosophy

it's amazing how when i'm an active agent in my life good things happen and i feel capable and confident in myself and when i just passively left life happen to me terrible things happen and i am miserable. surely no one else has ever noticed this tendency

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate sway and my unrelenting appreciation for the zest of life

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn't grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love. And then do it again, and again, and again. The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Psst this Saturday evening I'm going to be guesting on @bghof.com where Charkie is going to share some games they've been showing me offline for so long! I'm so excited to be perverts together once more with the Oneechanbara Crew

January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Today we went live with a feature that has been weighing me down with client budget and scoping negotiations for nearly TWO YEARS! I'M FREE

January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM

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castpixel ⚧️⚢

@castpixel.bsky.social

I made a tool that makes retro anime sound effects. Meet AnimeVox!
I made it for a game, but it's free to use.

I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble.

If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :)

castpixel.itch.io/animevox

the anime sfx-making tool!
It's called ANIMEVOX, in big letters up top.
Then there's the controls:

In vertical pairs:
Left:
Pitch Rise
Rise speed

Reverb
Room size

On the right:
Wobble Speed
Wobble Amount

Tone Brightness
Volume

Next is a row of keys:
Randomize - randomizes the sound parameters
UNDO/ REDO - go back to parameters you liked
Export Wav - self explanatory, it saves a copy of the latest sound to your hard drive.

Then the fun buttons, with cute art styles:

IMPACT, sparkle, beam, powerUP, PON, BOOM, slash, woosh

Each produces a preset sound, which then goes through the fx chain.

Hope you enjoy it!

January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM

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Chris Person

@papapishu.bsky.social

For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...

Ian's Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoelaces

Ian's Shoelace Site has been teaching people to tie their shoes for more than two decades. His knots are wonderful. But it is vulnerable to the forces tearing the internet apart.

aftermath.site

January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM

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My Name is Grant

@mynameisgrant.bsky.social

This is a wonderful annual resource! I’d like to add that your local council may also have troops organized in hospitals, homeless shelters, resident foster homes, refugee centers, or other troops organized specifically to support marginalized kids, some of whom may also be trans.

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 9d

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!

This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

www.erininthemorning.com

January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

When you work in UX, there's nothing quite like the feeling of predicting "someone is going to ask for this feature change soon" and then within the workday someone asks for that feature change exactly as you said

January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM

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red 🦫

@prettypinkpansy.bsky.social

OK. here's all the information I wish I had when I first joined Neopets. It should hopefully benefit veterans as well.

Behold! Red's Neolinks. #neopets

prettypinkpansy.neocities.org/neolinks

Red's Neolinks

prettypinkpansy.neocities.org

January 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM

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Yuria

@itsyuria.bsky.social

It's bad, about $700 short for rent and at the deadline. Also I might have a potential suit to file which is going to cause a big deal of stress but blugh not dealing with it is actually causing health issues from stress/fatigue

Venmo: @ yourgalyuria

www.paypal.com/paypalme/asc...

Pay Tyler R Jensen using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/aschlin and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

www.paypal.com

January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM

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Stephen 🇵🇸

@tgk.bsky.social

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM

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Samperson

@samperson.bsky.social

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Hmm I'm getting... if you're burned out at work then do edibles in the evening...

January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

(the dealer lays out 13 orphans in front of me) is that good

January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Anything can be a tarot card. Trixie Mattel read Katya's tarot using Uno cards and I should do that for another stream

January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

I did a lot of important prep work to ensure an unproblematic fortune telling experience www.twitch.tv/minimatt/cli...

MiniMatt - I removed the horses that had racist names

Watch MiniMatt's clip titled

www.twitch.tv

January 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

You know what they say about good collabs: "I know it when I see it"

January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Look out for your girl on the next episode of @youcantscare.me 👀

January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Post! Post! Post! www.twitch.tv/minimatt/cli...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM

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🪨 Geop! 🪨

@mrgeop.bsky.social

Here's the #CursedZillow panel from MAGFest 2026.

Thanks to everyone who showed up! Safe travels homeward!
youtu.be/IiowFQrgG3U

Cursed Zillow MAGFest Panel - 2026

YouTube video by Geop

youtu.be

January 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM

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Zoro Fab

@zorofab.bsky.social

We'll see how strong you really are, hero, once I've trapped you in one of my elaborate bits!

January 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Check out the Horse Fortunes vod from yesterday evening if you missed any of the two continuous hours of me bullshitting www.twitch.tv/minimatt/cli...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

January 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM

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Aero

@aeroson.bsky.social

Really enjoying @minimatt.bsky.social's supermattfest 2026, at Twitch.tv/minimatt, where you too can get your fortune read by @deviousvacuum.bsky.social via Bella Sara cards!

The text extracted from a Bella Sara horse card. "Imagine your wish. Have faith that it will come true."

In the background is a still of Minimatt in the middle of a battle of Guilty Gear Strive as Elphet, kicking ass.

January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM

Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

Starting soon!

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

Today until 4pm MT / 6pm ET you can pay @minimatt.bsky.social $10 and your name will be added to my HORSE FORTUNES segment starting at that time! Find out how your Year of the Horse will turn out using the power of the Bella Sara collectible horse cards www.twitch.tv/minimatt