Devious Vacuum
@deviousvacuum.bsky.social
Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games and VNs Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎
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Devious Vacuum
@deviousvacuum.bsky.social
· Oct 16
finally found the two tumblr posts that summarize my entire philosophy
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
I've been making funny little drinks in my laboratory for way longer than watertok existed, but I never think to post about them. Recently I found this chocolate herbal tea and this is my recipe for a sugar free Dubai chocolate matcha latte (milk and frother not shown)
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I've been making funny little drinks in my laboratory for way longer than watertok existed, but I never think to post about them. Recently I found this chocolate herbal tea and this is my recipe for a sugar free Dubai chocolate matcha latte (milk and frother not shown)
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#store
Our Small Business Saturday sale is LIVE!
For 24 hours, all November releases are 10% off and EVERYTHING ELSE is 35% off, including clearance!
SHOP US/CANADA: store.mayakern.com
SHOP UK/INTERNATIONAL: www.mayakern.uk
Our Small Business Saturday sale is LIVE!
For 24 hours, all November releases are 10% off and EVERYTHING ELSE is 35% off, including clearance!
SHOP US/CANADA: store.mayakern.com
SHOP UK/INTERNATIONAL: www.mayakern.uk
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
#store
Our Small Business Saturday sale is LIVE!
For 24 hours, all November releases are 10% off and EVERYTHING ELSE is 35% off, including clearance!
SHOP US/CANADA: store.mayakern.com
SHOP UK/INTERNATIONAL: www.mayakern.uk
Our Small Business Saturday sale is LIVE!
For 24 hours, all November releases are 10% off and EVERYTHING ELSE is 35% off, including clearance!
SHOP US/CANADA: store.mayakern.com
SHOP UK/INTERNATIONAL: www.mayakern.uk
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Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Today watching football I had to explain who both Jack White and Post Malone were to my parents. The former was harder to do because I already explained to them who Jack White was in 2005
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Today watching football I had to explain who both Jack White and Post Malone were to my parents. The former was harder to do because I already explained to them who Jack White was in 2005
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Would a nutjob do *this*? (proceeds to have an affair with my phone’s autocorrect)
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Would a nutjob do *this*? (proceeds to have an affair with my phone’s autocorrect)
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The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
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The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set] hardcover is $86.15 on Amazon after listed coupon (1440 pages) buff.ly/Xoe2gqq #ad
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set] hardcover is $86.15 on Amazon after listed coupon (1440 pages) buff.ly/Xoe2gqq #ad
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I'm the English localization editor for HORSES, and if you want to play it, you can't buy it on Steam ❤️
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm the English localization editor for HORSES, and if you want to play it, you can't buy it on Steam ❤️
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
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www.twitch.tv/dr_dubz Alright I've struggled for like half a year now and fuck it I need to get a goddamn new controller aaaaa come let me draw your cool character for money it's discounted!
Live now!
Live now!
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
www.twitch.tv/dr_dubz Alright I've struggled for like half a year now and fuck it I need to get a goddamn new controller aaaaa come let me draw your cool character for money it's discounted!
Live now!
Live now!
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Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
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And so, the SALP subforum
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
And so, the SALP subforum
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Remember when I streamed all those food and drink brand games for a few months in 2024?
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Remember when I streamed all those food and drink brand games for a few months in 2024?
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
MAGFest is officially allowing me to come talk about them! Yippee!
Last night I was at the Stavros Halkias show! He has such magnetic energy live, and so nice to hear a comedian make fun of AI in the middle of Austin
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Last night I was at the Stavros Halkias show! He has such magnetic energy live, and so nice to hear a comedian make fun of AI in the middle of Austin
I had dinner with a friend last night and she was like wow you really bounced back from everything re: boyfriend leaving you, and to be clear, I have not been doing OK! I got a lot of shit going on! But I'm fighting really hard to keep on living and being some kind of happy
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I had dinner with a friend last night and she was like wow you really bounced back from everything re: boyfriend leaving you, and to be clear, I have not been doing OK! I got a lot of shit going on! But I'm fighting really hard to keep on living and being some kind of happy
I've been going to so many fun events this fall with all the money I've saved from not having a boyfriend
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've been going to so many fun events this fall with all the money I've saved from not having a boyfriend
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Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects.
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects.
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it
See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!
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A completely inscrutable anime OVA from 1985 was in the US box office top 5 for a couple of days, congrats angels egg www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0208...
Angel's Egg
www.boxofficemojo.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A completely inscrutable anime OVA from 1985 was in the US box office top 5 for a couple of days, congrats angels egg www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0208...